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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Wine stage
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
charismatic amber native
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Wine stage
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
plum tantric library coffee pot
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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dull trump supporter
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
crawly lascivious quadroon
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Wine stage
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Free-loading Heady Piazza
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Wine stage
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Free-loading Heady Piazza
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Swashbuckling lavender parlor telephone
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Peach Bull Headed Institution Internal Respiration
  04/05/22
Height?
Talented Resort
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Wine stage
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Painfully Honest Ivory Stead
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
orchid shitlib
  04/05/22
shots fired
talking at-the-ready space cuckoldry
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Wine stage
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Burgundy base
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Wine stage
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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tallmos done here
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This is JJC, right?
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He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
plum tantric library coffee pot
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Honey-headed drunken corner
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Sienna Electric Trailer Park Multi-billionaire
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Wine stage

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: charismatic amber native

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Wine stage

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: plum tantric library coffee pot

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: poppy hairraiser property

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: dull trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: plum tantric library coffee pot

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: twinkling embarrassed to the bone gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Silver haunted graveyard church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: pale contagious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: crawly lascivious quadroon

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Heady Piazza

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: mint trip cruise ship gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Wine stage

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Free-loading Heady Piazza

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Wine stage

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Free-loading Heady Piazza

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender parlor telephone

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Peach Bull Headed Institution Internal Respiration

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Talented Resort

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Wine stage

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Ivory Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: orchid shitlib

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: talking at-the-ready space cuckoldry

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Wine stage

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Burgundy base

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Sienna Electric Trailer Park Multi-billionaire

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: stirring frisky friendly grandma indian lodge

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: obsidian provocative site organic girlfriend

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Opaque puppy

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: plum tantric library coffee pot

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed drunken corner

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Sienna Electric Trailer Park Multi-billionaire

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: carnelian apoplectic business firm candlestick maker

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: plum tantric library coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Slippery Abode Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: haunting cobalt chad therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Ebony goal in life

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Wine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114491)