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Fragrant Set Azn
  07/02/19
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Fragrant Set Azn
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Fragrant Set Azn
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
mahogany gas station potus
  12/20/20
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indigo irradiated parlor
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess
  08/21/19
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Gay Tattoo Dysfunction
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
ocher legend field
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Crystalline disrespectful masturbator coffee pot
  08/21/19
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opaque soul-stirring stag film
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
frisky galvanic menage
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Crystalline disrespectful masturbator coffee pot
  08/21/19
emergency money
passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess
  08/21/19
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impertinent shrine mood
  09/01/19
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Red heady regret
  03/06/20
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Red heady regret
  09/10/21
hehe
Spectacular Legal Warrant
  09/13/25
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mahogany gas station potus
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Trip Hateful Hall
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Motley bawdyhouse affirmative action
  09/01/19
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impertinent shrine mood
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
ocher legend field
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Fragrant Set Azn
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
opaque soul-stirring stag film
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Fragrant Set Azn
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
thriller school
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Fragrant Set Azn
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
pink pit therapy
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Maize Hyperactive Ratface
  09/10/21
great thread
aphrodisiac sadistic friendly grandma dragon
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Fragrant Set Azn
  04/10/23
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indigo irradiated parlor
  04/10/23
i love men
aphrodisiac sadistic friendly grandma dragon
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Fragrant Set Azn
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Motley bawdyhouse affirmative action
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
floppy jew round eye
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Fragrant Set Azn
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Fragrant Set Azn
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Fragrant Set Azn
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: mahogany gas station potus

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: indigo irradiated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Gay Tattoo Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: ocher legend field

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Crystalline disrespectful masturbator coffee pot

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: opaque soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: frisky galvanic menage

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Crystalline disrespectful masturbator coffee pot

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: passionate slap-happy scourge upon the earth jewess

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: impertinent shrine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Red heady regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Red heady regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Legal Warrant

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: mahogany gas station potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Trip Hateful Hall

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse affirmative action

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: impertinent shrine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: ocher legend field

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: opaque soul-stirring stag film

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: thriller school

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: pink pit therapy

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Maize Hyperactive Ratface

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sadistic friendly grandma dragon

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: indigo irradiated parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sadistic friendly grandma dragon

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse affirmative action

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: floppy jew round eye

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Fragrant Set Azn

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#50149638)