Then, approximately once per year for the rest of your life, someone will break a glass in your house overnight, in the wee hours of the morning. If you have suitable glasses (or beer bottles, etc.) it might be one of those. If you don't, it'll be a random, standard glass, wine glass, beer bottle, etc.

The glass will shatter in the way a glass typically does when dropped onto a tile floor from a few feet up.

But, it'll happen in a random location in your house. It's just as likely to be a carpeted corner of your living room as it is on the middle of the tile in your bathroom.

The "someone" who breaks the glass is kind of like a ghost or apparition. Not in a spooky way. Just the glass kind of breaks on its own, when no one is around.

Do you accept?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664051)

How does the $4M change your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664085)

thinking about it more, i'd probably shuffle more instead of stepping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664128)

maybe i'll adopt house shoes like these

https://us.giesswein.com/pages/wool-slippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664141)

I accept whatever the definition this is too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664203)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664327)

I guess you could rig up some sort of camera and AI analysis system to detect the changes on the floor, if you're able and inclined.

Robo vacuum is OK, but it's probably not good at getting up all tiny pieces of glass. And it's definitely not good at getting into corners, in tight spaces, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49664651)

on top of socks/slippers/shuffling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49665649)

Then, approximately once per year for the rest of your life, SOMEONE will break a glass in your house overnight, in the wee hours of the morning. If you have suitable glasses (or beer bottles, etc.) it might be one of those. If you don't, it'll be a random, standard glass, wine glass, beer bottle, etc.

*****The glass will shatter in the way a glass typically does when dropped onto a tile floor from a few feet up.*****

in this case, my system defeats the hypo. and it's not particularly complex or innovative. gay hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49666100)

So are you in? Are you taking any steps to avoid stepping in broken glass, or are you just not going to worry about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49665780)

$4m is way too much. Fuck yes I accept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2.#49665888)