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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
beady-eyed national factory reset button
  02/22/12
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Galvanic Roommate
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Gaped maroon telephone
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Gaped maroon telephone
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Cracking Flushed Stage
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Lemon Bawdyhouse
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Gaped maroon telephone
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Lemon Bawdyhouse
  02/22/12
u jelly
Gaped maroon telephone
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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  12/13/15
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carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Mewling Kitty Jap
  02/23/12
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carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
beady-eyed national factory reset button
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Translucent racy quadroon
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
adventurous beta dog poop base
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Curious dilemma codepig
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
beady-eyed national factory reset button
  02/23/12
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carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  02/24/17
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cerebral buff circlehead
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
swashbuckling location ratface
  02/25/12
cr
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  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
beady-eyed national factory reset button
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Tantric chad address
  02/12/13
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carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
rambunctious hairraiser striped hyena
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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lilac theater stage pisswyrm
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
beady-eyed national factory reset button
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
light demanding newt
  11/20/12
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Soggy water buffalo patrolman
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Soggy water buffalo patrolman
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
adventurous beta dog poop base
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Henna Resort Bbw
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
light demanding newt
  01/19/13
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carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
bipolar claret stain
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
supple apoplectic cruise ship
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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bearded tank
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Tantric chad address
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed national factory reset button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Roommate



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Gaped maroon telephone

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Gaped maroon telephone

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking Flushed Stage

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Lemon Bawdyhouse

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Gaped maroon telephone

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Lemon Bawdyhouse

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Gaped maroon telephone

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: frozen space

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Mewling Kitty Jap

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed national factory reset button

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Translucent racy quadroon

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: adventurous beta dog poop base

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Curious dilemma codepig

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed national factory reset button

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: cerebral buff circlehead



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling location ratface

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Henna Resort Bbw

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed national factory reset button

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Tantric chad address

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser striped hyena

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: lilac theater stage pisswyrm



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed national factory reset button

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: light demanding newt

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Soggy water buffalo patrolman



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Soggy water buffalo patrolman

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: adventurous beta dog poop base

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Henna Resort Bbw

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: light demanding newt

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic black woman sanctuary



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: bipolar claret stain

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: supple apoplectic cruise ship

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Henna Resort Bbw

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: light demanding newt



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: pink trip school cafeteria milk



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Exciting alpha property



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: bearded tank



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Tantric chad address

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Cocky Son Of Senegal

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: bearded tank



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: green diverse site halford



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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