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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
  01/26/16
jesus no...
multi-colored alcoholic double fault
  10/24/16
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Mind-boggling emerald turdskin
  01/03/17
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Pontificating cuckoldry
  02/20/18
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Racy Fishy Market
  06/03/19
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Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
  10/14/20
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Exhilarant Jewess
  01/25/16
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aphrodisiac light pozpig headpube
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magical dragon temple
  01/25/16
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Flushed Address Yarmulke
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magical dragon temple
  01/25/16
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motley naked library elastic band
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Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
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Passionate Cerise Mexican Piazza
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sickened ceo
  01/25/16
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obsidian stage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
blathering submissive stag film personal credit line
  01/25/16
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Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
  01/25/16
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Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut
  01/26/16
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titillating sable resort
  01/26/16
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Violet theater stage
  01/26/16
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Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse
  11/27/16
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Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  06/13/17
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Cracking halford
  12/19/17
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sickened ceo
  01/24/18
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razzmatazz becky
  06/10/24
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Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
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exciting codepig twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
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Mind-boggling emerald turdskin
  11/27/16
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Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/23/17
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electric pearly heaven
  03/15/17
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Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  04/20/17
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Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  02/20/18
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  05/24/18
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rose gas station
  09/26/21
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flirting shrine place of business
  03/12/22
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razzmatazz becky
  05/15/22
...
razzmatazz becky
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter
  01/25/16
Brutal
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
Unhinged set foreskin
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
medicated unholy church building
  01/25/16
toxic
Spruce thriller principal's office
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Coiffed step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac light pozpig headpube
  01/25/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
...
excitant gunner nowag
  01/25/16
damnit
hot sadistic round eye
  01/25/16
...
magical dragon temple
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
jfc
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Cr edit
magical dragon temple
  01/25/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Cr
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
hm
bronze autistic cuckold property
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
wait
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
  01/25/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Coiffed step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
...
ivory irradiated hospital
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Cracking halford
  01/25/16
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Smoky Shivering Church
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...
hot sadistic round eye
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
excitant gunner nowag
  01/25/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
dashing out-of-control abode goyim
  01/25/16
...
Azure glittery legal warrant whorehouse
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
know-it-all forum
  01/25/16
...
medicated unholy church building
  01/25/16
...
obsidian stage
  01/25/16
damn
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
...
violent bateful trailer park hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
brass dilemma incel
  01/25/16
O LORD
Amethyst Razzle Dog Poop Site
  01/25/16
jfc
tan talented cruise ship circlehead
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
magical dragon temple
  01/25/16
Lmao
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
...
lime aromatic mental disorder
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Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
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violent bateful trailer park hunting ground
  01/26/16
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Violet theater stage
  01/26/16
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sickened ceo
  02/15/16
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Ungodly Hairy Legs
  07/08/17
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demanding stage candlestick maker
  07/08/17
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Bipolar lavender stead
  07/08/17
...
sickened ceo
  10/27/17
...
bat-shit-crazy depressive
  12/26/17
...
sickened ceo
  05/24/18
...
sickened ceo
  03/16/20
...
high-end maroon coldplay fan
  02/18/22
...
Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
blathering submissive stag film personal credit line
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
hot sadistic round eye
  01/25/16
ouch
Peach corner
  01/26/16
poison
Provocative lettuce
  01/26/16
...
judgmental brunch queen of the night
  01/26/16
180
Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
appetizing meetinghouse
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
salmon bull headed chad
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Stimulating national security agency
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
diverse copper mood
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Arousing range knife
  09/27/16
...
Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle
  12/26/17
...
Violet theater stage
  08/12/19
180
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
  01/26/16
...
Violet theater stage
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
lake toilet seat
  01/27/16
...
Cracking halford
  01/27/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Nudist magenta party of the first part
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Nudist magenta party of the first part
  02/02/16
...
Odious preventive strike
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
bonkers sex offender
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Vigorous orchestra pit stock car
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
mischievous nursing home windowlicker
  02/24/16
18000000
Glassy ticket booth
  03/04/16
165
turquoise kitchen newt
  03/04/16
...
cruel-hearted locale therapy
  05/19/16
chilling
wonderful base deer antler
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
hairraiser space sneaky criminal
  12/17/16
Good lord.
sooty puppy
  01/03/17
oh my.
splenetic crackhouse
  01/23/17
toxic
Charismatic field idea he suggested
  03/13/17
...
electric pearly heaven
  03/15/17
...
Smoky Shivering Church
  04/02/17
...
floppy translucent genital piercing
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Stirring Rigor Parlor
  07/08/17
...
brilliant dysfunction fanboi
  10/27/17
mother of god
demanding stage candlestick maker
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Adventurous Legend Athletic Conference
  10/27/17
JFC
impressive hell
  10/27/17
...
jet-lagged degenerate
  12/26/17
...
Comical area
  12/26/17
ouch
Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook
  02/20/18
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fear-inspiring box office
  02/20/18
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spectacular den brethren
  01/16/19
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Sexy Lay
  08/09/19
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rose gas station
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Haunting Ape
  07/28/25
...
impertinent casino
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Curious aquamarine hall
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
lilac gaped locus selfie
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
obsidian stage
  01/25/16
...
Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Angry chapel
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
toxic
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Trip goal in life
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/25/16
TY bro
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
concupiscible home
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Unhinged set foreskin
  10/27/17
...
Wine hideous plaza
  10/27/17
...
sickened ceo
  05/24/18
...
splenetic crackhouse
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Shaky shitlib old irish cottage
  10/27/17
credited advice
Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Chestnut Well-lubricated Laser Beams Rehab
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Histrionic office private investor
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
lol
fragrant sick station marketing idea
  06/01/17
...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
learning disabled green trust fund
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
Lmao
pearl school cafeteria
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
sickened ceo
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
sickened ceo
  01/25/16
lmao true
Stimulating national security agency
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle
  12/26/17
Haha
Seedy buff doctorate
  03/19/20
...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
excitant gunner nowag
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
appetizing meetinghouse
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
concupiscible home
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
heady location
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Amber lascivious theatre sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
sickened ceo
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Shaky shitlib old irish cottage
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Arousing range knife
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
massive nibblets
  06/03/19
oh no
diverse copper mood
  08/08/19
LOL
Vivacious reading party
  03/16/20
JFC
splenetic crackhouse
  03/19/20
Update?
high-end maroon coldplay fan
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
doobsian center
  01/25/16
...
contagious jet national generalized bond
  01/25/16
...
Cracking halford
  05/19/16
...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
excitant gunner nowag
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
Cr
excitant gunner nowag
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
...
Curious aquamarine hall
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Bossy orchid dingle berry partner
  01/26/16
...
Bossy orchid dingle berry partner
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Exhilarant Jewess
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Ungodly Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
free-loading coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
violent bateful trailer park hunting ground
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
free-loading coffee pot
  01/26/16
Lmfao
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Exhilarant Jewess
  01/26/16
...
walnut disrespectful institution
  01/16/19
...
Seedy buff doctorate
  03/16/20
...
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
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...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
violent bateful trailer park hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
Cracking halford
  03/28/16
...
Sexy Lay
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Supple House-broken Sound Barrier
  01/26/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Trip goal in life
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored alcoholic double fault
  10/24/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Histrionic office private investor
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
navy organic girlfriend native
  04/04/16
...
electric pearly heaven
  03/15/17
*applause*
frisky house blood rage
  10/27/17
...
rose gas station
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Shaky shitlib old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
...
excitant gunner nowag
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
Describe
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/26/16
Please be flame
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
brilliant dysfunction fanboi
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Violet theater stage
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
appetizing meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Fuck
brilliant dysfunction fanboi
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
  01/26/16
cq's!
Stimulating national security agency
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
splenetic crackhouse
  03/19/20
...
electric pearly heaven
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
boyish fiercely-loyal senate
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Trip goal in life
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Curious aquamarine hall
  01/26/16
...
sickened ceo
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Trip goal in life
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Stubborn big hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
Violet theater stage
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Trip goal in life
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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lmao at the dog bit
free-loading coffee pot
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galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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Cerebral fat ankles
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do u love it
Cerebral fat ankles
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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lodge rigpig
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sickened ceo
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop
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galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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Crimson rebellious roommate university
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JFC
Parlour
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180
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Saffron milk
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Mauve Dopamine
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appetizing meetinghouse
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galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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mmm hmmm
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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appetizing meetinghouse
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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appetizing meetinghouse
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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180 twist
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...
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Violet theater stage
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
appetizing meetinghouse
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Violet theater stage
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
appetizing meetinghouse
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
hot sadistic round eye
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...
obsidian stage
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180
Outnumbered school
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Goodbye, XO.
Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
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Alright wish I never made this thread
sickened ceo
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...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
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what the fuck was in this?
Nudist magenta party of the first part
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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Carmine 180 point friendly grandma
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galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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i really like it here
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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... ...
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electric pearly heaven
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harsh frozen tank
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
harsh frozen tank
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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...
brilliant dysfunction fanboi
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sickened ceo
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...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
overrated
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Jfc
sickened ceo
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Crimson rebellious roommate university
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I hate this thread so fucking much
effete
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
free-loading coffee pot
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
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...
brilliant dysfunction fanboi
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...
brindle fighting potus
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thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
jet-lagged degenerate
  04/09/19
...
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
sickened ceo
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Crawly azn
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
sickened ceo
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...
Crimson rebellious roommate university
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Vigorous orchestra pit stock car
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
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...
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot
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Absolutely devastating for board libs.
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
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...
indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Maize
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Underhanded olive
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Maize
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high-end maroon coldplay fan
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sickened ceo
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brilliant dysfunction fanboi
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: rose gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: flirting shrine place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Unhinged set foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: medicated unholy church building

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Spruce thriller principal's office

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Coiffed step-uncle's house

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light pozpig headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: excitant gunner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: hot sadistic round eye

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: magical dragon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: sickened ceo

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: magical dragon temple

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bronze autistic cuckold property

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Coiffed step-uncle's house

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: ivory irradiated hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Abnormal Garrison Trump Supporter

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Smoky Shivering Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: hot sadistic round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: excitant gunner nowag

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: dashing out-of-control abode goyim

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Azure glittery legal warrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: know-it-all forum

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: medicated unholy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: obsidian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: brass dilemma incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Dog Poop Site

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: tan talented cruise ship circlehead

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: magical dragon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: lime aromatic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Violet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Ungodly Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: demanding stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Bipolar lavender stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: blathering submissive stag film personal credit line

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: hot sadistic round eye

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Peach corner

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Provocative lettuce

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: judgmental brunch queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: salmon bull headed chad

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: diverse copper mood

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Arousing range knife

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Violet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Violet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: lake toilet seat

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Nudist magenta party of the first part

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Nudist magenta party of the first part

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Odious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: bonkers sex offender

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit stock car

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: mischievous nursing home windowlicker

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Glassy ticket booth

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: turquoise kitchen newt

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: wonderful base deer antler

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser space sneaky criminal

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: sooty puppy

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Charismatic field idea he suggested

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: electric pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Smoky Shivering Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: floppy translucent genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring Rigor Parlor

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: demanding stage candlestick maker

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Legend Athletic Conference

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: impressive hell

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: spectacular den brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Sexy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: rose gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Haunting Ape

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: impertinent casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Curious aquamarine hall

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: lilac gaped locus selfie

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: obsidian stage

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Angry chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: sickened ceo

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: concupiscible home

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Unhinged set foreskin

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Wine hideous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Shaky shitlib old irish cottage

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Well-lubricated Laser Beams Rehab

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic office private investor

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: fragrant sick station marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: learning disabled green trust fund

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: pearl school cafeteria

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: sickened ceo

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Seedy buff doctorate

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: excitant gunner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: concupiscible home

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: heady location

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Amber lascivious theatre sweet tailpipe

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: sickened ceo

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Shaky shitlib old irish cottage

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Arousing range knife

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: massive nibblets

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: diverse copper mood

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Vivacious reading party

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: doobsian center

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: excitant gunner nowag

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: excitant gunner nowag

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Curious aquamarine hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Bossy orchid dingle berry partner

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Bossy orchid dingle berry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Ungodly Hairy Legs

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Laughsome weed whacker juggernaut

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: walnut disrespectful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Seedy buff doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Sexy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Supple House-broken Sound Barrier

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Histrionic office private investor

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: navy organic girlfriend native

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: electric pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: frisky house blood rage

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: rose gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Shaky shitlib old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: sickened ceo

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: excitant gunner nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: electric pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: boyish fiercely-loyal senate

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Curious aquamarine hall

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Vibrant chest-beating half-breed travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Violet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Greedy Sanctuary Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: electric pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Pistol Main People

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic double fault

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling emerald turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Red low-t theater

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: hot sadistic round eye

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Stubborn big hissy fit

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: violent bateful trailer park hunting ground

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  Parlour

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: charcoal pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Saffron milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Mauve Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: sickened ceo

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Histrionic office private investor

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Pale Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Trip goal in life

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Violet theater stage

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: appetizing meetinghouse

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  menage

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: hot sadistic round eye

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: obsidian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Nudist magenta party of the first part

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: 

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: galvanic iridescent public bath really tough guy

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: 

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  Regret

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Histrionic office private investor

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Cracking halford

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Pale Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: hairraiser space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  volcanic crater

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: sickened ceo

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: infuriating beta

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Carmine 180 point friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Smoky Shivering Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Sepia Violent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Stimulating national security agency

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: 

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Avocado



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: sickened ceo

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: startling indirect expression

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Shaky shitlib old irish cottage

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: infuriating beta

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: overrated

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: electric pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: chartreuse electric furnace

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: lemon

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: vermilion at-the-ready french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Cracking halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: geriatric psychic

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: splenetic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  zombie-like

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: orange rough-skinned background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: harsh frozen tank

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: sickened ceo

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: harsh frozen tank

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Avocado

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: purple hominid sandwich

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: contagious jet national generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic black woman

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: sickened ceo

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: titillating sable resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: overrated

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: sickened ceo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: effete

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Chocolate Mentally Impaired State Striped Hyena

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: brindle fighting potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged degenerate

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: sickened ceo

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Crawly azn

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: sickened ceo

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit stock car

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy internal respiration multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Maize

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Underhanded olive

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Maize

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  insecure messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: free-loading coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: gold pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: rose gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: free-loading coffee pot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Twinkling self-centered kitty

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Crusty sienna water buffalo macaca

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: sickened ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: brilliant dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: high-end maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: bright hairless immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: zippy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Elite Ratface

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49548061)