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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or ...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Sure
kink-friendly underhanded pozpig
  03/13/26
180 Does it affect your life, like being able to go "...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the...
kink-friendly underhanded pozpig
  03/13/26
Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alon...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to...
violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/26
Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? O...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets...
Maize slap-happy clown
  03/13/26
Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family m...
violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/26
Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot o...
violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/26
If you're in tech this is nbd
Maize slap-happy clown
  03/13/26
Can I wear nitrile gloves?
Maize slap-happy clown
  03/13/26
Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap
Maize slap-happy clown
  03/13/26
No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here w...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
No
Beady-eyed Becky
  03/13/26
Why not? You can still wash with water.
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want fo...
Beady-eyed Becky
  03/13/26
why not think about others for once
Maize slap-happy clown
  03/13/26
you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free
diverse shrine
  03/13/26
Does Tommy T get back pay?
appetizing factory reset button
  03/13/26
zing!
confused hospital degenerate
  03/13/26
...
Cerebral drab filthpig
  03/14/26
sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. i...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wip...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
because they arent soap? in that case im out at 1 million...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne...
Grizzly corner philosopher-king
  03/13/26
Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care o...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Fuck it. I'm in.
Grizzly corner philosopher-king
  03/13/26
can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not inte...
haunting stead halford
  03/13/26
op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, ...
haunting stead halford
  03/13/26
what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
Not allowed. Are you in?
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three year...
greedy soul-stirring school cafeteria
  03/13/26
You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no s...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
Lol deal
Bespoke fragrant pit
  03/13/26
Just get in pool or ocean when you can Easy yes hypo I ba...
Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space
  03/13/26
do you wash your hands?
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water JF...
Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space
  03/13/26
yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer
Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space
  03/13/26
you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your assh...
aqua deep principal's office
  03/13/26
Hypo says TP tp is fine
Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space
  03/13/26
Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.
Buck-toothed Garnet Locale Nibblets
  03/13/26
I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the clea...
up-to-no-good adulterous institution
  03/13/26
Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the...
shaky brethren plaza
  03/13/26
so be an average indian except for the money part?
Vibrant brindle athletic conference trust fund
  03/14/26
...
naked church useless brakes
  03/14/26
I would just swim in a pool a lot.
Turquoise internet-worthy office old irish cottage
  03/14/26
what if Ganges only swimming hole available?
Vibrant brindle athletic conference trust fund
  03/14/26


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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.

Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.

Washing with water or a cloth is fine.

You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739718)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly underhanded pozpig

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739748)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

180

Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739789)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly underhanded pozpig

Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739895)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740685)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire

lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739758)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?

Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739795)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy clown

Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739801)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739835)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire

i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.

people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739817)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739841)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: violet idiotic orchestra pit multi-billionaire

because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years

i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.

reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740734)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy clown

If you're in tech this is nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739793)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy clown

Can I wear nitrile gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739797)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739839)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy clown

Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739912)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740307)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Becky

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739910)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Why not? You can still wash with water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740308)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Becky

My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740573)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Maize slap-happy clown

why not think about others for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740655)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: diverse shrine

you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740312)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing factory reset button

Does Tommy T get back pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49739925)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: confused hospital degenerate

zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740318)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral drab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49742338)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.

i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740313)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740410)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

because they arent soap?

in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740485)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Grizzly corner philosopher-king

Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740481)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740689)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Grizzly corner philosopher-king

Fuck it. I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740838)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: haunting stead halford

can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740487)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740492)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: haunting stead halford

you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740499)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?

i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part

shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740517)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Not allowed. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740692)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: greedy soul-stirring school cafeteria

I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740491)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740693)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Bespoke fragrant pit

Lol deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740498)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space

Just get in pool or ocean when you can

Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740537)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

do you wash your hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740579)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space

Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water

JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740588)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.

also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740618)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space

Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740629)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: aqua deep principal's office

you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740642)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Aromatic Electric Furnace Space

Hypo says TP tp is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740647)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Garnet Locale Nibblets

Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740587)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good adulterous institution

I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740690)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: shaky brethren plaza

Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49740697)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Vibrant brindle athletic conference trust fund

so be an average indian except for the money part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49742262)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: naked church useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49742265)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Turquoise internet-worthy office old irish cottage

I would just swim in a pool a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49742536)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant brindle athletic conference trust fund

what if Ganges only swimming hole available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2.#49743173)