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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
tripping laughsome university azn
  04/05/26
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Violent kitchen
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
tripping laughsome university azn
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Jade dashing coldplay fan
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
amber giraffe public bath
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
amber giraffe public bath
  04/05/26
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tripping laughsome university azn
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
geriatric macaca yarmulke
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Violent kitchen
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
outnumbered hell
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Adventurous ratface
  04/05/26
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Chrome spectacular forum place of business
  04/05/26
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ruddy sandwich
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
blathering cracking rehab
  04/05/26
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Charismatic keepsake machete resort
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
blathering cracking rehab
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
stirring primrose lay
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Floppy filthpig juggernaut
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Trip hateful depressive
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
cordovan excitant sanctuary
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
motley fiercely-loyal brunch
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Floppy filthpig juggernaut
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
cordovan excitant sanctuary
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
motley fiercely-loyal brunch
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Chrome spectacular forum place of business
  04/05/26
...
tripping laughsome university azn
  04/05/26
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topaz supple crackhouse
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
stirring primrose lay
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
motley fiercely-loyal brunch
  04/05/26
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razzle-dazzle quadroon
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
razzle-dazzle quadroon
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
startled parlor organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
exciting parlour kitty cat
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
stirring primrose lay
  04/05/26
...
motley fiercely-loyal brunch
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: tripping laughsome university azn

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Violent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: tripping laughsome university azn

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Jade dashing coldplay fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: amber giraffe public bath

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: amber giraffe public bath

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: tripping laughsome university azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: geriatric macaca yarmulke

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Violent kitchen

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: outnumbered hell

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Adventurous ratface

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Chrome spectacular forum place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ruddy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: blathering cracking rehab

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Charismatic keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: blathering cracking rehab

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: stirring primrose lay

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Floppy filthpig juggernaut

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Trip hateful depressive

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: cordovan excitant sanctuary

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: motley fiercely-loyal brunch

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy filthpig juggernaut

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: cordovan excitant sanctuary

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: motley fiercely-loyal brunch

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Chrome spectacular forum place of business

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: tripping laughsome university azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: topaz supple crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: stirring primrose lay

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: motley fiercely-loyal brunch

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: startled parlor organic girlfriend

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: exciting parlour kitty cat

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office boistinker

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: stirring primrose lay

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: motley fiercely-loyal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49812165)