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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
House-broken giraffe abode
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Passionate silver box office boistinker
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Ivory House
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Passionate silver box office boistinker
  08/09/18
Dachshund
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Passionate silver box office boistinker
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Spruce theater stage affirmative action
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
Same.
Soul-stirring sapphire place of business
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Erotic toaster kitchen
  08/09/18
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Sable Macaca
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
rose orchestra pit potus
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
rose orchestra pit potus
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
motley pozpig meetinghouse
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Henna Shivering Indian Lodge Legend
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Sable Macaca
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
frisky racy forum
  08/09/18
...
Lemon rough-skinned national
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
zippy cracking feces
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Sticky filthpig
  08/09/18
...
Lemon rough-skinned national
  08/09/18
Cr
Aromatic Lodge Son Of Senegal
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
zippy cracking feces
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
very tactful state knife
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Soul-stirring sapphire place of business
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
grizzly sinister public bath jewess
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Razzle locale
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
unholy wine liquid oxygen
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
lascivious awkward brunch factory reset button
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Heady kitty cat base
  08/09/18
Sick
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Harsh bright gay wizard persian
  08/09/18
...
fishy incel
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
fluffy brilliant space mad-dog skullcap
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
very tactful state knife
  08/09/18
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ebony masturbator
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Talking godawful school
  08/09/18
...
Gay Institution
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
zippy cracking feces
  08/09/18
interesting
ebony masturbator
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
spectacular striped hyena
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Navy fanboi address
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
frisky racy forum
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: House-broken giraffe abode

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Passionate silver box office boistinker

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Organic Girlfriend

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Ivory House

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Passionate silver box office boistinker

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Passionate silver box office boistinker

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Spruce theater stage affirmative action

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sapphire place of business

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Erotic toaster kitchen

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Sable Macaca



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: rose orchestra pit potus

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: rose orchestra pit potus

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: motley pozpig meetinghouse

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Henna Shivering Indian Lodge Legend

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Sable Macaca

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: frisky racy forum

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Lemon rough-skinned national



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: zippy cracking feces

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Sticky filthpig

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Lemon rough-skinned national



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Lodge Son Of Senegal

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: zippy cracking feces

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: very tactful state knife

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sapphire place of business

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: grizzly sinister public bath jewess

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Razzle locale

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: unholy wine liquid oxygen

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: lascivious awkward brunch factory reset button

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Heady kitty cat base

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Harsh bright gay wizard persian

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: fishy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: fluffy brilliant space mad-dog skullcap

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: very tactful state knife

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: vermilion mad cow disease deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: ebony masturbator



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Plum puppy



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Talking godawful school

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Gay Institution



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: zippy cracking feces

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: ebony masturbator

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Navy fanboi address

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: frisky racy forum

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446165)