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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
splenetic chest-beating ratface
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Mentally impaired pit
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
talented green weed whacker hunting ground
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
splenetic chest-beating ratface
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
lascivious bistre boltzmann
  12/15/25
...
big-titted jap
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Brilliant Marvelous Stage
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Brilliant Marvelous Stage
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
talking cuckold
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
cambodia town
sticky milk
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Bateful personal credit line step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Bateful personal credit line step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Apoplectic electric corner
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Aquamarine fear-inspiring double fault
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Chartreuse Thriller Principal's Office
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Aquamarine fear-inspiring double fault
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
house-broken wrinkle community account
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
house-broken wrinkle community account
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Apoplectic electric corner
  12/15/25
...
onyx senate telephone
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Exhilarant theater pisswyrm
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
jet theater stage
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
frisky galvanic home
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
French chad casino
  12/15/25
...
Provocative trump supporter
  12/15/25
...
Elite Supple Legal Warrant University
  12/15/25
...
dashing canary business firm
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
excitant lavender property fanboi
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
French chad casino
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Sable parlor
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
French chad casino
  12/15/25
...
house-broken wrinkle community account
  12/15/25
yes, so
Sable parlor
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Hideous magical national
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
sticky milk
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Hideous magical national
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Startled Fluffy State Generalized Bond
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Exhilarant theater pisswyrm
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
sticky milk
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Startled Fluffy State Generalized Bond
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Elite Supple Legal Warrant University
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Sable parlor
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Exhilarant theater pisswyrm
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
histrionic abode
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Elite Supple Legal Warrant University
  12/15/25
...
house-broken wrinkle community account
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
sticky milk
  12/16/25
...
histrionic abode
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
splenetic chest-beating ratface
  12/16/25
OKay
Obsidian Location Brethren
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Ivory appetizing station
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Gaped cumskin pervert
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Ivory appetizing station
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Stirring angry institution
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
French chad casino
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
infuriating startling field
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
sapphire curious indian lodge
  12/17/25
tp
crystalline french chef
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: splenetic chest-beating ratface

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pit

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: talented green weed whacker hunting ground

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: splenetic chest-beating ratface

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lascivious bistre boltzmann

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: big-titted jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Marvelous Stage

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Marvelous Stage

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: talking cuckold

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sticky milk

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Bateful personal credit line step-uncle's house

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bateful personal credit line step-uncle's house

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic electric corner

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine fear-inspiring double fault

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Thriller Principal's Office

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine fear-inspiring double fault

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: house-broken wrinkle community account

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: house-broken wrinkle community account

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic electric corner

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: onyx senate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant theater pisswyrm

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: jet theater stage

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: frisky galvanic home

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: French chad casino

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Provocative trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Elite Supple Legal Warrant University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: dashing canary business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: excitant lavender property fanboi

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: French chad casino

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Sable parlor

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: French chad casino

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: house-broken wrinkle community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Sable parlor

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Hideous magical national

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: sticky milk

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Hideous magical national

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Startled Fluffy State Generalized Bond

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant theater pisswyrm

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: sticky milk

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Startled Fluffy State Generalized Bond

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Elite Supple Legal Warrant University

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Sable parlor

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant theater pisswyrm

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: histrionic abode

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Elite Supple Legal Warrant University

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: house-broken wrinkle community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: sticky milk

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: histrionic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: splenetic chest-beating ratface

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Obsidian Location Brethren

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Ivory appetizing station

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Gaped cumskin pervert

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Ivory appetizing station

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Stirring angry institution

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: French chad casino

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: infuriating startling field

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: sapphire curious indian lodge

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: crystalline french chef

tp

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