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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
anal ticket booth
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
anal ticket booth
  10/17/25
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Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena
  10/17/25
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Hideous Sneaky Criminal
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Sienna field
  10/17/25
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Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
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ebony location doctorate
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
concupiscible goal in life useless brakes
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Sienna field
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Sienna field
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Painfully honest cumskin
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Dashing spot
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Floppy lime stage
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Floppy lime stage
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
comical shrine bbw
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Floppy lime stage
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
khaki potus
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
opaque gas station
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
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Coral prole turdskin
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
comical shrine bbw
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Light Slimy Nursing Home Electric Furnace
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Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
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Coral prole turdskin
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena
  10/17/25
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ebony location doctorate
  10/17/25
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learning disabled volcanic crater
  10/18/25
lol
Diverse regret
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Twinkling thriller library windowlicker
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
charismatic vermilion range
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
charismatic vermilion range
  10/17/25
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Maroon dead area
  10/17/25
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Hideous Sneaky Criminal
  10/18/25
:(
Chocolate Demanding Trailer Park
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flushed irradiated bawdyhouse messiness
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Buff provocative mediation
  10/18/25
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cerebral jade giraffe
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
concupiscible goal in life useless brakes
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
cobalt vivacious kitty cat site
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
nudist appetizing codepig
  10/18/25
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flushed irradiated bawdyhouse messiness
  10/18/25
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Sienna field
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Maroon dead area
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
cobalt vivacious kitty cat site
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Sienna field
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
supple iridescent dingle berry candlestick maker
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
mildly autistic juggernaut national
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
fear-inspiring hall
  10/18/25
...
Painfully honest cumskin
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
charismatic vermilion range
  10/18/25
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Maroon dead area
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: anal ticket booth

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: anal ticket booth

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hideous Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Sienna field

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Maroon dead area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: ebony location doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: concupiscible goal in life useless brakes

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Sienna field

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sienna field

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest cumskin

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dashing spot

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Floppy lime stage

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy lime stage

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: comical shrine bbw

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Floppy lime stage

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: khaki potus

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: opaque gas station

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Coral prole turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: comical shrine bbw

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Light Slimy Nursing Home Electric Furnace

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Maroon dead area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Coral prole turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Autistic Know-it-all Striped Hyena

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: ebony location doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: learning disabled volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Diverse regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Twinkling thriller library windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion range

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion range

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Maroon dead area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Hideous Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chocolate Demanding Trailer Park

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: flushed irradiated bawdyhouse messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Buff provocative mediation

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: cerebral jade giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: concupiscible goal in life useless brakes

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cobalt vivacious kitty cat site

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: nudist appetizing codepig

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: flushed irradiated bawdyhouse messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sienna field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Maroon dead area

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cobalt vivacious kitty cat site

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Sienna field

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: supple iridescent dingle berry candlestick maker

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic juggernaut national

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hall

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion range

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Maroon dead area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359746)