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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Beady-eyed angry church
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
excitant theater stage death wish
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Beady-eyed angry church
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
excitant theater stage death wish
  05/01/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
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Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank
  04/29/26
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Beady-eyed angry church
  04/29/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Dead Public Bath
  04/29/26
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180 Center
  04/29/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
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odious pervert friendly grandma
  04/30/26
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big costumed field
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
big costumed field
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
180 Center
  05/02/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Beady-eyed angry church
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Dead Public Bath
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Beady-eyed angry church
  04/29/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  04/29/26
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supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness
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Demanding self-centered genital piercing toaster
  04/29/26
180!
180 Center
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Beady-eyed angry church
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
spectacular doctorate community account
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Beady-eyed angry church
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
up-to-no-good citrine library depressive
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
up-to-no-good citrine library depressive
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
180
supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank
  05/01/26
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saffron senate
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Curious rehab striped hyena
  04/30/26
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Curious rehab striped hyena
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Twinkling Space Famous Landscape Painting
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
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fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo
  05/01/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Fluffy locale
  05/01/26
Shalom.
laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
congrats!
big costumed field
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness
  05/01/26
180
laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Beady-eyed angry church
  05/01/26
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laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Fluffy locale
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
laughsome puppy boiling water
  05/01/26
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180 Center
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: excitant theater stage death wish

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: excitant theater stage death wish

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dead Public Bath

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: 180 Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: odious pervert friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: big costumed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: big costumed field

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: 180 Center

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Dead Public Bath

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Demanding self-centered genital piercing toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: 180 Center

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: spectacular doctorate community account

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good citrine library depressive

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good citrine library depressive

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored fiercely-loyal native tank

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: saffron senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Curious rehab striped hyena

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Curious rehab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Twinkling Space Famous Landscape Painting

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst stage water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Fluffy locale

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: big costumed field

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: supple shimmering step-uncle's house messiness

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed angry church

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Fluffy locale

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: laughsome puppy boiling water

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: 180 Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163)