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Kicked out of a bar for the stupidest reason yet
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 07/21/26 |
| Butt Penis | 07/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 07/21/26 |
| Butt Penis | 07/21/26 |
| every man bleeds | 07/21/26 |
| The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT | 07/21/26 |
| chilmata | 07/21/26 |
| nude litigator | 07/21/26 |
| the wife guy cinematic universe | 07/21/26 |
| gaetan dugas | 07/21/26 |
| zarathustra | 07/21/26 |
| Cletus Van Damme | 07/21/26 |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy cocktail place named after a Finnish architect but has a sick little outdoor patio full of art student girls with those ugly bangs they all have. We are just firing away pounding negronis and other faggy drinks and these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff. These girls are smoking black & milds and pounding beers and they're all like 95 pounds. Told one if she had an identical twin their combined bodyweight would be less than my wife's. We were having a killer night.
Our waiter was this Portuguese guy. He's working his ass off keeping us served and one dude asked his name, "Esposito" he tells us. So we started singing his name to the tune of that "despacito" song every time he came out, eventually the whole patio was joining in. After about a dozen times of this the manager came out, said we were all being too loud and had to leave. |
Date: July 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑) these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014389) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe We took the place over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014393) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014396) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: every man bleeds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014458) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT Gorgeous guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014390) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: chilmata What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that were told? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014428) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: nude litigator cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014451) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:19 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy cause my friend punched him in the throat during a play. Was a big scandal at the time & made the regional news (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014746) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: gaetan dugas expected TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014430) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:03 PM Author: zarathustra eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a guy with their novelty gateway arch stool backs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014481) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Cletus Van Damme cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get up on the bar and start dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2.#50014505) |