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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
useless charismatic french chef degenerate
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Racy cuckold space
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
emerald wonderful double fault
  08/30/25
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Dashing magenta center boistinker
  09/05/25
, he lisped
bossy laser beams
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
house-broken lay affirmative action
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
house-broken lay affirmative action
  08/31/25
...
Vivacious Cumskin Toaster
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
big shitlib kitty cat
  08/31/25
delusional take
Vivacious Cumskin Toaster
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Titillating Electric Furnace Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
big shitlib kitty cat
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
mint national security agency
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
big shitlib kitty cat
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
big shitlib kitty cat
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
mint national security agency
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
big shitlib kitty cat
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
mint national security agency
  09/05/25
...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
iridescent state
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
mint national security agency
  09/05/25
...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
mint national security agency
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Bat Shit Crazy Buff Weed Whacker Theater Stage
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Bat Shit Crazy Buff Weed Whacker Theater Stage
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/05/25
Kenny
mint national security agency
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/06/25
...
Nubile Rebellious Brethren Bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/06/25
...
Nubile Rebellious Brethren Bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
vigorous marketing idea
  09/07/25
Explain
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
avocado parlour
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Jet mind-boggling mood point
  09/07/25
...
Titillating Electric Furnace Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
big shitlib kitty cat
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
big shitlib kitty cat
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
big shitlib kitty cat
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
big shitlib kitty cat
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
big shitlib kitty cat
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
big shitlib kitty cat
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: useless charismatic french chef degenerate

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Racy cuckold space

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: emerald wonderful double fault

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing magenta center boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bossy laser beams

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: house-broken lay affirmative action

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: house-broken lay affirmative action

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Cumskin Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vivacious Cumskin Toaster

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Titillating Electric Furnace Sweet Tailpipe

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mint national security agency

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: mint national security agency

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: mint national security agency

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: iridescent state

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: mint national security agency

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: mint national security agency

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Buff Weed Whacker Theater Stage

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Buff Weed Whacker Theater Stage

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: mint national security agency

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Nubile Rebellious Brethren Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Nubile Rebellious Brethren Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: vigorous marketing idea

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: avocado parlour

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Jet mind-boggling mood point

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating Electric Furnace Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: big shitlib kitty cat

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)