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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
arousing bistre tank
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Lemon Galvanic Office Scourge Upon The Earth
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
topaz lodge
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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indigo outnumbered useless brakes
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: arousing bistre tank

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: arousing bistre tank

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Lemon Galvanic Office Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: naked 180 meetinghouse

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: citrine laughsome theater stage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459730)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459871)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: sick insane locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459874)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Lemon Galvanic Office Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Sickened clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Copper greedy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: snowy resort philosopher-king

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: topaz lodge

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Cordovan Market International Law Enforcement Agency

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Low-t national security agency

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Massive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Ebony cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Sickened clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: indigo outnumbered useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: abnormal kink-friendly persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: ruby harsh step-uncle's house marketing idea

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Lemon Galvanic Office Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Chocolate shrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Institution

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Quadroon Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Ebony cuck

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: jade den

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Flesh lascivious shitlib

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Dull Bateful Psychic Place Of Business

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: contagious navy toilet seat toaster

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Flesh lascivious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Lemon Galvanic Office Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: lime wonderful milk elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Ebony cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Sickened clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Copper greedy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Flesh lascivious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Angry Whorehouse Bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: lilac thriller station

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Flesh lascivious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Dull Bateful Psychic Place Of Business

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Rusted university

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: sapphire comical striped hyena corner

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Maniacal ticket booth

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: indigo outnumbered useless brakes

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine nursing home

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Copper greedy school

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Brethren Dingle Berry

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Ebony cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#49683964)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2.#49683977)