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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
indecent apoplectic dragon locale
  08/28/25
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slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office
  08/28/25
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yellow wonderful parlour
  08/28/25
that's it?
translucent odious stag film keepsake machete
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
rebellious plum office
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
translucent odious stag film keepsake machete
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
aggressive alpha main people
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
aggressive alpha main people
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
aggressive alpha main people
  09/12/25
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aggressive alpha main people
  10/28/25
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aggressive alpha main people
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  08/28/25
Happy?
razzle-dazzle cumskin
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
yellow wonderful parlour
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
yellow wonderful parlour
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
well-lubricated comical stage
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Mustard Kitchen Mother
  08/28/25
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Sepia Water Buffalo Corner
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Charismatic partner
  08/29/25
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Cyan Rehab Volcanic Crater
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
deep heaven boiling water
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
crusty church
  08/29/25
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Sepia Water Buffalo Corner
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
puce pit
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
crusty church
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
aggressive alpha main people
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
doobsian contagious dysfunction
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
deep heaven boiling water
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
cream supple tanning salon
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
histrionic fishy university hominid
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
yellow wonderful parlour
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
crusty church
  09/01/25
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fighting startled digit ratio becky
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
crusty church
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  09/01/25
Lolololol
razzle-dazzle cumskin
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  09/01/25
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aggressive alpha main people
  09/12/25
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aggressive alpha main people
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
azure base
  09/01/25
Fuck you
know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
aggressive alpha main people
  09/12/25
Yes
fighting startled digit ratio becky
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
aggressive alpha main people
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
aggressive alpha main people
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: indecent apoplectic dragon locale

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: yellow wonderful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: translucent odious stag film keepsake machete

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: rebellious plum office

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: translucent odious stag film keepsake machete

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: aggressive alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cumskin

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: yellow wonderful parlour

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: yellow wonderful parlour

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated comical stage

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Mustard Kitchen Mother

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sepia Water Buffalo Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Charismatic partner

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Cyan Rehab Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: deep heaven boiling water

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: crusty church

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sepia Water Buffalo Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: puce pit

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: crusty church

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: doobsian contagious dysfunction

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: deep heaven boiling water

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: cream supple tanning salon

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: histrionic fishy university hominid

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: yellow wonderful parlour

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crusty church

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: crusty church

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cumskin

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: azure base

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: know-it-all irradiated sweet tailpipe skinny woman

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fighting startled digit ratio becky

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: aggressive alpha main people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: slap-happy tantric coffee pot principal's office

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259839)