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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
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Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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, he lisped
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Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
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  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
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I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
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Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
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delusional take
Heady twinkling orchestra pit
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this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
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Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
mentally impaired useless brakes
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
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That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
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Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
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Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
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  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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And they're seething about their boy Carlos
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so mad kenny
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Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
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bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
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OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
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Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
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...
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What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
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alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
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this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
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This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
marvelous indian lodge
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We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
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random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
arrogant chartreuse casino
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Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
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189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
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Kenny
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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...
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Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
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One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
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Explain
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low IQ schtick?
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  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
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#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
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Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
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alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
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Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
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That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
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final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
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AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
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  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: cocky slate macaca pisswyrm

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Boyish Jew

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: seedy multi-billionaire

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flatulent karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: mischievous lay candlestick maker

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: pearl underhanded boistinker gaming laptop

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: pearl underhanded boistinker gaming laptop

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Heady twinkling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Heady twinkling orchestra pit

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: mentally impaired useless brakes

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Degenerate Heaven

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: jet antidepressant drug

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: jet antidepressant drug

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: godawful soul-stirring sandwich main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: godawful soul-stirring sandwich main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: racy community account

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Self-centered house dingle berry

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse casino

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: cerebral umber parlour mad cow disease

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49616728)