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Mexican pussy. Any bros ever try this?

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racy spruce chapel
  01/12/26
pepito is one
Soul-stirring judgmental community account nowag
  01/12/26
si
jet-lagged mildly autistic church building
  01/12/26
Best in bed was a Mexican. Surprisingly, have had great expe...
canary market
  01/12/26
thats great, JD
Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Lay
  01/12/26
They r conniving
Flatulent plaza lettuce
  01/12/26
Super grippy and the best "feel" of any pussy imo
avocado depressive
  01/12/26
nothing is even close to ap
Flatulent plaza lettuce
  01/12/26
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Mint submissive theater stage boltzmann
  01/12/26
Nowhere near the same grip. It's like putting your dick a 5...
avocado depressive
  01/12/26
Big difference between a Mayan and a rich euro descended Mex...
Self-absorbed azure property idiot
  01/12/26
I imagine euromex pussy as feeling like a smooth velvet glov...
doobsian voyeur crackhouse
  01/12/26
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snowy hairy legs
  01/12/26
twice she grounder her
Rambunctious Brunch
  01/12/26
If you're straight and into latinas you have to go Tijuana's...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
False advertising. I been there a few times but never going ...
racy spruce chapel
  01/12/26
Explain and describe in rich detail I've had mexican fri...
avocado depressive
  01/12/26
What if the prices are so reasonable that it's practically f...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
It just takes the magic out of it for me. Might as well beat...
avocado depressive
  01/12/26
Just like with anything else, there's hookers who are good a...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
Isn't that called marriage
avocado depressive
  01/12/26
It's cheaper and much easier to change vendors if you feel l...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
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boyish multi-billionaire
  01/12/26
? It's a strip club/brothel. You can just use it as a strip...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
To be fair, What the fuck is the point of this unless you...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
I understand the impulse if you are poor. If you're poor, t...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
To be fair, 1. Not as much fun. 2. Higher chance of ST...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
jfc $75?!
jet-lagged mildly autistic church building
  01/12/26
To be fair, IDK I have never paid for sex at a whorehouse...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
Aw, geez, you don't even have the background to have this di...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
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glittery tank
  01/12/26
1) It's way more fun to just have a woman who does what you ...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
To be fair, 1. If you're pulling a drunk woman from a bar...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
You're completely missing the point, possibly because as est...
blathering background story
  01/12/26
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racy spruce chapel
  01/12/26
To be fair, "Bar pulls are just too much work...&quo...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
The appeal to Hong Kong is that you can go with friends or s...
racy spruce chapel
  01/12/26
To be fair, Yeah ngl bro at this point in my life that do...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
they're both authentic street tacos. it's not about the prod...
gaped prole goal in life
  01/12/26
To be fair, You didn't read the poast I was responding to...
glittery tank
  01/13/26
first poast in this subthread says the place is a brothel br...
gaped prole goal in life
  01/13/26
To be fair, This is literally the poast I am responding t...
glittery tank
  01/13/26
this is literally the first poast you responded to: "...
gaped prole goal in life
  01/13/26
To be fair, Bro what the fuck are you talking about? What...
glittery tank
  01/13/26
my point is that they ARE talking about penetrating a spic s...
gaped prole goal in life
  01/13/26
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snowy hairy legs
  01/12/26
"once you hit middle age" Seems loserish to be ...
electric geriatric abode pisswyrm
  01/13/26
To be fair, Agreed, and the exact same reasoning applies ...
glittery tank
  01/13/26
Go to Mexico and try this.
jet-lagged mildly autistic church building
  01/12/26
To be fair, I've been to Tijuana multiple times (always w...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
I honestly dont know if that counts as "Mexico" gi...
jet-lagged mildly autistic church building
  01/12/26
To be fair, Fair but we're literally discussing a whoreho...
glittery tank
  01/12/26
(Jeb Bush at family dinner circa 1974)
Brilliant Hunting Ground
  01/12/26
Mexican pussy tp
boyish multi-billionaire
  01/12/26
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Overrated erotic temple
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racy spruce chapel
  01/12/26
🧐😹
Overrated erotic temple
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snowy hairy legs
  01/12/26
hangs *closed* sign on this thread for autistic virgins to h...
Balding abusive base genital piercing
  01/13/26
I furked a BBL in 2008 and she farted during doggy.
copper electric furnace antidepressant drug
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aphrodisiac learning disabled incel pit
  01/13/26
i paid for a bunch, not sure whether that counts. ive told t...
trip disgusting internal respiration center
  01/13/26
not sure where you told this story but it wasnt here. 180. a...
racy spruce chapel
  01/13/26
i definitely poasted it here. i don;t remember when tho. ...
trip disgusting internal respiration center
  01/13/26
did you fess up about all the whoring to your wife?
racy spruce chapel
  01/13/26
she read a whole bunch of it here after i got caught with th...
trip disgusting internal respiration center
  01/13/26
Did you eat any of the food
avocado depressive
  01/13/26
Okay, I lol’d
Overrated erotic temple
  01/13/26
https://youtu.be/cSxW59KalkA?si=3m20uYEyDNpQE4P8 Yes. It ...
Light contagious lodge
  01/13/26
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49583975)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring judgmental community account nowag

pepito is one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49583976)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged mildly autistic church building

si

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49583981)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: canary market

Best in bed was a Mexican. Surprisingly, have had great experiences with Indian and Pakistani chicks as well.

But Latinas are by far the best from just a sex standpoint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584028)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Lay

thats great, JD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584055)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza lettuce

They r conniving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584034)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: avocado depressive

Super grippy and the best "feel" of any pussy imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584044)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza lettuce

nothing is even close to ap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584094)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Mint submissive theater stage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584100)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: avocado depressive

Nowhere near the same grip. It's like putting your dick a 50 year old concrete workers handshake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584106)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed azure property idiot

Big difference between a Mayan and a rich euro descended Mexican girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584099)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: doobsian voyeur crackhouse

I imagine euromex pussy as feeling like a smooth velvet glove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584166)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: snowy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584192)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious Brunch

twice she grounder her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584198)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: blathering background story

If you're straight and into latinas you have to go Tijuana's Hong Kong Club at least once. It's a straight up strip clup and brothel. I have no idea why it's called that, it's all local talent and few to no azngirls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584206)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel

False advertising. I been there a few times but never going back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584222)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: avocado depressive

Explain and describe in rich detail

I've had mexican friends tell me to go there with them but I'm never gonna pay for sex and not setting foot in mexico again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584411)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: blathering background story

What if the prices are so reasonable that it's practically free? Market price was $100 when I was there shortly after covid. I've heard it's gone up a bit since then but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584423)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: avocado depressive

It just takes the magic out of it for me. Might as well beat off

Friend fucked a hooker in amsterdam he said she laid there and held the condom on him the whole time and didn't move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584426)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: blathering background story

Just like with anything else, there's hookers who are good at their job and bad at their job. Find a girl you like and become a repeat customer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584589)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: avocado depressive

Isn't that called marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584596)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: blathering background story

It's cheaper and much easier to change vendors if you feel like something different. Plus when you're not using her, she won't be in your home or want anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584628)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: boyish multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585152)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: blathering background story

? It's a strip club/brothel. You can just use it as a strip club if you like, but if you prefer you can pick a Latina and she'll fuck you. You may not like it, but the advertising is all true, mi amigo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49584419)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

What the fuck is the point of this unless you're insanely short or hideously ugly?

It's a party town in Mexico. You're white and rich (compared to all of the locals). If you can't just organically pull prime tale at a bar or a club for the price or a drink or three, what the fuck are you even doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585013)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: blathering background story

I understand the impulse if you are poor. If you're poor, then by all means, don't pay for sex, just run game in various nightlife establishments. Assuming you are not poor, it is much less of a headache to simply buy sex than to deal with the psychology of birdbrains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585019)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

1. Not as much fun.

2. Higher chance of STDs (arguable but I would bet this is true).

3. Once you hit middle age, a lot of the thrill is in the chase. There is literally no "chase" in saying "Hey here's $75 let's get a room and you suck my dick real quick" to a working pro in a whorehouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585026)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged mildly autistic church building

jfc $75?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585046)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

IDK I have never paid for sex at a whorehouse so I have no idea what the going rate is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585056)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: blathering background story

Aw, geez, you don't even have the background to have this discussion then. Go fuck some hookers and come back so we can have a meaningful comparison with real data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585063)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: glittery tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585064)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: blathering background story

1) It's way more fun to just have a woman who does what you want instead of what she wants and it's way better not having to care about her feelings.

2) Hookers are much more conscientious about STD risk than sluts.

3) You're respecting women too much. I don't care what they think about some retarded chase. I'd rather just get what I want and be done. The money means nothing to me and neither do her opinions on this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585058)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

1. If you're pulling a drunk woman from a bar who is attracted enough to want to go back home and fuck you within an hour or two of meeting you, she'll almost certainly "do what you want" (within reason) and you're a faggot if you "care about her feelings." You sound like either a literal virgin or a retard if you don't implicitly understand that.

2. Yeah I doubt that.

3. The chase isn't for the woman, faggot, it's for the guy. "Yeah that's right I've still got it" =! "Why good evening m'lady, mayhap I get that door for you?". Have you ever even had a one night stand with a bar pull? Protip: They don't have to end with you listening to her talk about her family for six hours and then buying her breakfast the next morning etc etc etc. That's some very gay and totally unnecessary shit.

Again, you seem legitimately too dumb or inexperienced to have this discussion. But have fun being an alpha chad who pays literal hookers to touch your penis, though. Very cool!

(PS: As a middle-aged man, I now disavow all of this behavior because I recognize that Christ Is King and this sort of hedonistic shit is all a bunch of inherently degrading Jewish faggotry. It's one thing to do it when you're young and dumb, but if you're still running around engaging in any of this sort of stuff in your 30s or 40s you need to get your soul right and find God ASAP.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585077)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: blathering background story

You're completely missing the point, possibly because as established upthread you have never actually played this game. Yes, I've done both, bar pulls are just too much work, both in the initial acquisition and the later consummation. Paying market rate to skip all the bullshit is well worth it except for the extremely impoverished. What a hooker considers "within reason" is a LOT more out there than a barslut, you can pretty much have whatever you want. If you care about "Yeah that's right I've still got it" than you're valuing her opinion over your own, it's a fundamentally gynocentric worldview. Your goal should be getting what you want. Her thoughts and feelings are irrelevant. You're still stuck in a beta mindset where you care what women think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585137)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585158)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

"Bar pulls are just too much work..."

Lemme stop you right there, hoss: Sorry that you're ugly and/or short and/or bald and/or fat and/or really old and/or have no game. That sucks. That's not my experience at all (especially in third world shitholes like Tijuana), but in that case yeah, I guess maybe you should just stick to paying pros.

We can end the conversation right there, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585164)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel

The appeal to Hong Kong is that you can go with friends or solo, get kinda drunk, and for $1 you can grope on some bitch's tits or ass. Like there is a line of hookers just standing around and you can feel em up and them slip a $1 in their g string. That's badass, aside from all the sex stuff. P in V sex is kinda gay as fuck but imagine a club full of women and you can just go wild slapping their ass, groping whatever you want, and you give em a fuckin dollar and they're cool with it.

Also Plaza Fiesta in TJ is fun too - all the trappings of San Diego for half price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585172)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

Yeah ngl bro at this point in my life that doesn't sound fun at all. Maybe 20 years ago, but I'm in a different place now I guess. See above parenthetical.

The only thing I would say is that regardless of my own personal views on any of this stuff, what you're describing here is a fundamentally different use case / experience than the "I'm gonna go to a whorehouse and pay a whore for sex" stuff the Pumo above is going on about. It's sort of like comparing authentic street tacos with a Chipotle bowl -- they can both be great in their own way and depending on what you're in the mood for they might both have their place, but they are absolutely not the same thing even if they're both theoretically """Mexican""" food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585178)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: gaped prole goal in life

they're both authentic street tacos. it's not about the product (mexican pussy) it's the method of acquiring it. you might have enough game to convince some organic cute spic to make you a taco gratis but if all you want is a taco it's a lot easier to buy one.

i agree with your position but i think your opponents have the right of it in the context of this argument. you're biased against this because you consider it puerile and immature. fine. but if one *does* want to engage in puerile and immature hedonism, buying a fast pass isn't a bad route. especially since even organically pulling pussy as a vacationer in mexico is going to involve some degree of escort-lite wining and dining anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585204)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

You didn't read the poast I was responding to, because it's clearly not the same product at all:

Product #1: Fucking and ejaculating in or on a Mexican woman.

Product #2: Having a blast (possibly with your bros) by casually jiggling a bunch of different nice Mexican titties and slapping a bunch of different thicccc Mexican asses for pocket change, because it's fun to do that sort of thing and that shit looks and feels nice (hehe).

That is, by any reasonable definition, not the same product. Which is my point.

I'm not saying that strip clubs can never serve a purpose -- I'm saying that if you're looking for Product #1 and you're not short or fat or ugly or bald or super old, then if you're in a place like Tijuana there are ways to get it that are almost as low effort + way cheaper + arguably expose you to less STD risk (plus you get the additional thrill of the chase/conquest). As a result, I think there's a strong argument to be made that those are preferable ways to acquire that product. Meanwhile, if you're looking for Product #2, I agree you better hit the strip club because good luck finding that shit anywhere else.

Street tacos vs. Chipotle. Both taste good but LJL at suggesting they're interchangeable meals just because they're both """Mexican""". (And to the take the analogy even further, I would never buy "street tacos" at Chipotle even if they started serving them because I'm sure they would be an overpriced and probably comparatively bland rip off vs what I could just easily go grab at some random taco truck.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585493)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:43 AM
Author: gaped prole goal in life

first poast in this subthread says the place is a brothel brother, i.e. they're talking about product #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585509)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

This is literally the poast I am responding to:

"The appeal to Hong Kong is that you can go with friends or solo, get kinda drunk, and for $1 you can grope on some bitch's tits or ass. Like there is a line of hookers just standing around and you can feel em up and them slip a $1 in their g string. That's badass, aside from all the sex stuff. P in V sex is kinda gay as fuck but imagine a club full of women and you can just go wild slapping their ass, groping whatever you want, and you give em a fuckin dollar and they're cool with it."

What are you not getting here? I even specifically said above, in my response to that poast, that this is a totally different argument for the value of going to a strip club then "hehe I wanna fuck some whores" (because, again, this is a totally different product than fucking strange).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:39 AM
Author: gaped prole goal in life

this is literally the first poast you responded to:

"? It's a strip club/brothel. You can just use it as a strip club if you like, but if you prefer you can pick a Latina and she'll fuck you. You may not like it, but the advertising is all true, mi amigo."

anyway it seemed like you were saying taco v. chipotle was paying for sex v. hooking up organically. you seemed to reaffirm that when you said product #1 was "Fucking and ejaculating in or on a Mexican woman." if you're saying if that happens in a strip club then it's ACKSHUALLLLY product #2 that's some consuela level sophistry brother.

anyway, my point was only that paying for pussy in mexico isn't that different from trying to hook up with natives organically and your aversion to this seems to be based more on condemnation of it generally that the distinction between the two. if i misread something somewhere and my point was mistargeted, mea culpa.

this has to be the most autistic hairsplitting about strip clubs/brotels i've ever seen and i'm closing in on my 20th anniversary here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585557)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

Bro what the fuck are you talking about? What part of "different discussions can pop up as a thread progresses" are you not understanding? You've been poasting on XO for 20 years and you're autistically screeching about "uhhhh look at the top poast hurr durrr" as some sort of rebuttal to me responding to a *different point* that arose later down the subthread in a *subsequent* poast? Did you hit your head and forget how threads on XO work or something?

I don't even know what to say for the rest of this shit, yes -- having sex with a woman to ejaculation, and having (non-penetrative) fun fondling a bunch of different bitches titties and asses, are inarguably two totally different activities. Period. Even literal retards grasp that distinction. "Ackkkkshually..." just stop already, and also you're the one calling ME autistic for pointing out this incredibly obvious distinction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49587369)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: gaped prole goal in life

my point is that they ARE talking about penetrating a spic slimepit and cumming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49587393)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: snowy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585111)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: electric geriatric abode pisswyrm

"once you hit middle age"

Seems loserish to be hitting on brown chicks in a club in your 40s and 50s, even if you do manage to get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585926)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

Agreed, and the exact same reasoning applies to frequenting strip clubs, btw. Which is why I expressly disavowed both of those activities above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49587386)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged mildly autistic church building

Go to Mexico and try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585022)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

I've been to Tijuana multiple times (always with Mexicans) and hit up bars and clubs, etc. It's a total shithole and not a particularly safe city and I'm not looking to go back again, but it worked out fine and it definitely would not have been hard to slay IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585029)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged mildly autistic church building

I honestly dont know if that counts as "Mexico" given its huge American influence. Thats like "Ive been to Thailand because I've been to Phuket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585044)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: glittery tank

To be fair,

Fair but we're literally discussing a whorehouse located in Tijuana in this subthread so that's the operative datapoint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585054)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Hunting Ground

(Jeb Bush at family dinner circa 1974)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585041)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: boyish multi-billionaire

Mexican pussy tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585145)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Overrated erotic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585181)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel

🇲🇽 🐱

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585214)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Overrated erotic temple

🧐😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585867)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: snowy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585201)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Balding abusive base genital piercing

hangs *closed* sign on this thread for autistic virgins to have fun playing make believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585418)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: copper electric furnace antidepressant drug

I furked a BBL in 2008 and she farted during doggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585420)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac learning disabled incel pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585496)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:46 AM
Author: trip disgusting internal respiration center

i paid for a bunch, not sure whether that counts. ive told this story before, but i once hired an escort in northern va, i think near tysons (the hotels there are absolutely full of escorts). i get to the hotel and go to the room after the number is texted to me. the chick does not speak one goddamned word of english. she's making hand gestures at her iphone and asks me to take it. it's an uber eats driver saying he doesnt know where to take the chinese food. i told him the room number and hung up.

then the hotel phone rings and it's the front desk. lady tells me, "you gotta come down and get yo food, we don't be letting drivers go upsturs." so i tell her this. this bitch is wearing a nightie that barely covers her ass and tits, and she walks down to the fucking lobby.

at this point, i nearly fled because i thought the front desk was gonna call the cops after they saw her. but instead i waited for her to come back with her styrofoam container of food. i let her suck my dick and quickly ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585568)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: racy spruce chapel

not sure where you told this story but it wasnt here. 180. any others?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585873)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: trip disgusting internal respiration center

i definitely poasted it here. i don;t remember when tho.

another time i was driving home from philly after 2-3 days of labor negotations and i timed my drive home so that i could see this mexican whore at a BWI airport hotel. i told her NO PERFUME, and i walk in the room and the goddamn room smells like someone spilled three bottles of the stuff in it, and she is covered in all kinds of perfumey lotion and shit.

after i fucked her, i stopped for gas and sprayed myself with gasoline. when i got home, my wife asked wtf the smell was and i said i was getting gas and the pump just kinda blew up on me, or some unbelievable nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49586065)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: racy spruce chapel

did you fess up about all the whoring to your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49586160)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: trip disgusting internal respiration center

she read a whole bunch of it here after i got caught with the mistress.

the day after she caught me she said i know all about the escorts. i said wtf are you talking about? and she said "oh yeah? what about jada stevens? i went on autoadmit" and i knew i was done here.

so she knows all about this shit. she also knows that me and the mistress did threesomes with whores when wife and i were split up and i was living with the mistress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49587437)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: avocado depressive

Did you eat any of the food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49586270)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Overrated erotic temple

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49586272)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Light contagious lodge

https://youtu.be/cSxW59KalkA?si=3m20uYEyDNpQE4P8

Yes. It was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49585570)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: pink razzmatazz corner boistinker

https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-78534349_171121595

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2.#49586175)