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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Titillating Talking Goal In Life Queen Of The Night
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Titillating Talking Goal In Life Queen Of The Night
  10/13/25
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Comical Office
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embarrassed to the bone burgundy patrolman
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Orchid wonderful resort clown
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Sapphire therapy
  10/11/25
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bistre theater stage
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Passionate pea-brained heaven
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
multi-colored roommate
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Passionate pea-brained heaven
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
spectacular state
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
chartreuse vigorous center jap
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Sapphire therapy
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
disturbing ruddy black woman
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
territorial brunch rigpig
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Walnut Jewess Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Hyperventilating floppy twinkling uncleanness regret
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
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Sapphire therapy
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Walnut Jewess Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Submissive rose dopamine
  10/14/25
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Sapphire therapy
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
Cruel-hearted Tan Pozpig
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Submissive rose dopamine
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Painfully honest principal's office tank
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Lascivious soggy voyeur stage
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Comical Office
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
vermilion police squad
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Submissive rose dopamine
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Lascivious soggy voyeur stage
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
vermilion police squad
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Lascivious soggy voyeur stage
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Submissive rose dopamine
  10/12/25
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vermilion police squad
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Submissive rose dopamine
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Emerald Haunted Graveyard
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
mint native generalized bond
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Startling step-uncle's house
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vermilion police squad
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if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Titillating Talking Goal In Life Queen Of The Night

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Titillating Talking Goal In Life Queen Of The Night

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Comical Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone burgundy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Orchid wonderful resort clown

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Sapphire therapy

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: bistre theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Passionate pea-brained heaven

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Passionate pea-brained heaven

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: spectacular state

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: chartreuse vigorous center jap

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire therapy

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: disturbing ruddy black woman

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: territorial brunch rigpig

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Walnut Jewess Famous Landscape Painting

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating floppy twinkling uncleanness regret

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Walnut Jewess Famous Landscape Painting

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Submissive rose dopamine

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Tan Pozpig

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Submissive rose dopamine

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest principal's office tank

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Lascivious soggy voyeur stage

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Comical Office

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Submissive rose dopamine

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Lascivious soggy voyeur stage

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: vermilion police squad

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Lascivious soggy voyeur stage

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Submissive rose dopamine

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Submissive rose dopamine

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Emerald Haunted Graveyard

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: mint native generalized bond

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Startling step-uncle's house

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: vermilion police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: dashing rough-skinned messiness coffee pot

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346710)