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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Adventurous Abusive Becky
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
bat-shit-crazy telephone dingle berry
  04/18/25
Cr.
transparent range organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Contagious Goyim Associate
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
exhilarant idiotic death wish
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
adulterous center
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Scarlet Blathering Weed Whacker Market
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Avocado Philosopher-king
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Avocado Philosopher-king
  04/18/25
...
aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate
  04/18/25
...
Impertinent stag film
  08/17/26
...
disrespectful obsidian immigrant
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
canary self-centered turdskin
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
trip dragon institution
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Filthy doctorate
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Filthy doctorate
  04/18/25
...
Stimulating toaster
  08/17/26
...
Stimulating toaster
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Slimy brilliant business firm
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Slimy brilliant business firm
  04/18/25
...
marvelous old irish cottage
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Insane chapel
  04/18/25
...
disrespectful obsidian immigrant
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Unholy den keepsake machete
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Filthy doctorate
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Insane chapel
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Insane chapel
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Insane chapel
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
bat-shit-crazy telephone dingle berry
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Insane chapel
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
...
Stimulating toaster
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Avocado Philosopher-king
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Avocado Philosopher-king
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Avocado Philosopher-king
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Spruce haunting piazza wrinkle
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Spruce haunting piazza wrinkle
  08/17/26
...
Razzle-dazzle shrine international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Slimy brilliant business firm
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Slimy brilliant business firm
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Contagious Goyim Associate
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Insane chapel
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Insane chapel

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Abusive Becky

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy telephone dingle berry

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: transparent range organic girlfriend

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Contagious Goyim Associate

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: exhilarant idiotic death wish

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Insane chapel

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: adulterous center

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Scarlet Blathering Weed Whacker Market

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Insane chapel

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Insane chapel

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Impertinent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: disrespectful obsidian immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: canary self-centered turdskin

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Insane chapel

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Insane chapel

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Insane chapel

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: trip dragon institution

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Insane chapel

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Filthy doctorate

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac submissive legal warrant senate

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Filthy doctorate

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Stimulating toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Slimy brilliant business firm

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Insane chapel

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Slimy brilliant business firm

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: marvelous old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Dysfunction Resort

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Insane chapel

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: disrespectful obsidian immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Unholy den keepsake machete

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Filthy doctorate

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Insane chapel

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Insane chapel

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Insane chapel

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy telephone dingle berry

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Insane chapel

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Insane chapel

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Insane chapel

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Insane chapel

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Avocado Philosopher-king

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Insane chapel

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Spruce haunting piazza wrinkle

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Insane chapel

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Spruce haunting piazza wrinkle

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shrine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Slimy brilliant business firm

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Insane chapel

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Slimy brilliant business firm

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Contagious Goyim Associate

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Insane chapel

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146047)