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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
vermilion boltzmann
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Arousing coral marketing idea
  04/18/25
Cr.
180 Buck-toothed Digit Ratio
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
cream macaca garrison
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Balding Demanding Knife Hospital
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
costumed international law enforcement agency abode
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
sticky heaven depressive
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
mind-boggling gunner queen of the night
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
mind-boggling gunner queen of the night
  04/18/25
...
gay violent forum
  04/18/25
...
Irate private investor resort
  08/17/26
...
Snowy trailer park prole
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
vivacious parlour mood
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Racy location
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Racy location
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
gay violent forum
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Racy location
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Racy location
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Wonderful old irish cottage genital piercing
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Racy location
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
gay violent forum
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
lemon narrow-minded chapel
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
gay violent forum
  04/18/25
Ty friend
lemon narrow-minded chapel
  04/18/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church
  08/17/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
dark national idea he suggested
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
dark national idea he suggested
  04/18/25
...
Green contagious french chef toilet seat
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Racy location
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
...
Snowy trailer park prole
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
lascivious newt
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
lemon narrow-minded chapel
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Arousing coral marketing idea
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
mind-boggling gunner queen of the night
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
mind-boggling gunner queen of the night
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
mind-boggling gunner queen of the night
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
lake abnormal box office
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
lake abnormal box office
  08/17/26
...
provocative haunting state
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
dark national idea he suggested
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
dark national idea he suggested
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
cream macaca garrison
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: vermilion boltzmann

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Arousing coral marketing idea

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: 180 Buck-toothed Digit Ratio

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: cream macaca garrison

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Balding Demanding Knife Hospital

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: costumed international law enforcement agency abode

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: sticky heaven depressive

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner queen of the night

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner queen of the night

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: gay violent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Irate private investor resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Snowy trailer park prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: vivacious parlour mood

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Racy location

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Racy location

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: gay violent forum

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Racy location

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Racy location

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful old irish cottage genital piercing

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Racy location

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: gay violent forum

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded chapel

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: gay violent forum

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded chapel

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: dark national idea he suggested

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: dark national idea he suggested

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Green contagious french chef toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Racy location

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Snowy trailer park prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious newt

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded chapel

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing coral marketing idea

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rough-skinned Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner queen of the night

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner queen of the night

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner queen of the night

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: lake abnormal box office

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: lake abnormal box office

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: provocative haunting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: dark national idea he suggested

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: dark national idea he suggested

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: cream macaca garrison

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Spruce Hairraiser Antidepressant Drug

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146047)