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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
walnut exhilarant laser beams
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/01/26
120...
walnut exhilarant laser beams
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Cyan piazza
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Cyan piazza
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Primrose mexican
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Primrose mexican
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
cerebral talking reading party
  06/01/26
...
honey-headed racy stain
  06/01/26
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Curious degenerate heaven
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
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  06/01/26
...
Bistre greedy set yarmulke
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
brindle blood rage temple
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
honey-headed racy stain
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
honey-headed racy stain
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
...
salmon swashbuckling telephone potus
  06/02/26
you maed it
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  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
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  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
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  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
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  06/01/26
what job did you have
twinkling marvelous pocket flask
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Sexy mediation
  06/01/26
...
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  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Disrespectful Wonderful Chad Organic Girlfriend
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Disrespectful Wonderful Chad Organic Girlfriend
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Chest-beating 180 Center
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
vermilion church building
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
vermilion church building
  06/01/26
...
Primrose mexican
  06/03/26
...
exciting incel crotch
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
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honey-headed racy stain
  06/02/26
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contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/03/26
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Primrose mexican
  06/03/26
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fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon
  06/03/26
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Bistre greedy set yarmulke
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
mind-boggling twisted masturbator
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
soul-stirring wine nibblets
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Razzmatazz keepsake machete
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
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  06/03/26
...
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
Razzmatazz keepsake machete
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Primrose mexican
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walnut exhilarant laser beams
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
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  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
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  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: walnut exhilarant laser beams

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: walnut exhilarant laser beams

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Cyan piazza

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Cyan piazza

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Primrose mexican

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Primrose mexican

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: cerebral talking reading party

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: honey-headed racy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Curious degenerate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Bistre greedy set yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: brindle blood rage temple

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: honey-headed racy stain

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: honey-headed racy stain

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling telephone potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Naked rigpig menage

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: hairraiser locale

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: adulterous bespoke station idiot

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: twinkling marvelous pocket flask

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Sexy mediation

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: histrionic bronze personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful Wonderful Chad Organic Girlfriend

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful Wonderful Chad Organic Girlfriend

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating 180 Center

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: vermilion church building

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Shimmering shaky faggotry twinkling uncleanness

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: vermilion church building

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Primrose mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: exciting incel crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: spectacular emerald bbw university

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: electric big-titted half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: honey-headed racy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Primrose mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Bistre greedy set yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling twisted masturbator

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring wine nibblets

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz keepsake machete

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: electric big-titted half-breed

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Primrose mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal khaki tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: sable boyish ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: walnut exhilarant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: contagious insanely creepy area people who are hurt

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Glassy appetizing black woman theater stage

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz keepsake machete

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2.#49912932)