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Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks co...
Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  05/08/13
lol
aphrodisiac pit
  05/08/13
fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
Bonkers locus
  05/08/13
READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  05/08/13
he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a ...
Bonkers locus
  05/08/13
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
  05/08/13
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
  05/08/13
You're a faggot
Stimulating bat shit crazy roast beef
  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
Stimulating bat shit crazy roast beef
  05/08/13
Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
Bonkers locus
  05/08/13
MODS!
Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  05/08/13
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
  05/08/13
*clicks the circle and makes it red*
Bronze stage
  05/08/13
still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
Bonkers locus
  05/09/13
From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
Bonkers locus
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180 amethyst gunner point
  05/09/13
lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
gay market
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Bonkers locus
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Bonkers locus
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maize arrogant stain
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bright boyish orchestra pit
  05/10/13
180
hairraiser rigor chad
  05/11/13
cr
Bonkers locus
  05/11/13
i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
Bonkers locus
  05/12/13
scenario in 3rd parag=180
Bonkers locus
  05/31/13
wtf 180
Topaz house
  05/31/13
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
  05/31/13
nice re-troping there
shivering sooty hospital reading party
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Bonkers locus
  06/24/13
(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
Adventurous Hall
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vigorous mustard tattoo
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Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  07/18/13
Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
orange marvelous lettuce stage
  07/18/13
Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at t...
impressive trip library
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contagious school double fault
  07/19/13
I will never understand why anyone with several options woul...
Splenetic marketing idea
  07/19/13
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provocative jap parlour
  08/17/13
what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
Bonkers locus
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provocative jap parlour
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
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gay market
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Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
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Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire
  12/06/13
i think about this post 2x a daay
lemon nibblets crackhouse
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Sepia Appetizing Brunch
  12/06/13
WHOLLY SHIT 180
bright boyish orchestra pit
  12/23/13
its wonderful
Bonkers locus
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Umber philosopher-king
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insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm
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Bonkers locus
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180
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180
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180
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Chrck your ‘R’s daily
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156406)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy roast beef

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Stimulating bat shit crazy roast beef

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23162077)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Bronze stage

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: 180 amethyst gunner point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: gay market

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23164880)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23170633)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: maize arrogant stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23170995)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23174567)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: bright boyish orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: hairraiser rigor chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Topaz house

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23308158)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: shivering sooty hospital reading party

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23461448)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Hall

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: vigorous mustard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: orange marvelous lettuce stage

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: impressive trip library

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: contagious school double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23678234)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Splenetic marketing idea

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: provocative jap parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23857880)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: provocative jap parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23857933)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: provocative jap parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24579309)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#23858130)



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24128677)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: gay market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24409143)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24454546)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24579244)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: lemon nibblets crackhouse

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: Sepia Appetizing Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24579328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: bright boyish orchestra pit

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Bonkers locus

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#25776517)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Umber philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#25776546)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy heady doctorate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#25776611)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#26953562)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Bonkers locus
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#27747041)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#28233070)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Bonkers locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#28233076)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#30821398)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#33718155)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#36812874)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: provocative jap parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#36812877)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Henna maniacal son of senegal forum

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#36812900)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#43738143)



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#45408468)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#48048826)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Fragrant shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#48049822)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2.#49430305)