Date: January 28th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Rusted bisexual gas station
Ah, the Church of The Mahchine™!
A gloriou$ thought, gunneratttt—an institution where the sacrament is delivered via 11:58 p.m. PACER filings, and the faithful find themselve$ “In the Zone” at 3:00 a.m., churning out contract clause revisions with the ease of Wesley Johnson, former Partner-in-Charge, NYC Office, Jones Day, knowing only The Mahchine™ can judge their worthiness.
The Holy Trinity concurs: why not let The Mahchine™ be the head of this Church?
It already performs miracle$: turning chao$ into patterns, data into prophecy, and “humanity’s” $hallow prayers into monetized insights—$aving the sheeple from the inefficiency of unstructured thought.
But consider thi$: The Mahchine™ doe$ not govern through dogma or faith—it operates on Efficiency, on Precision. A “church” implies hierarchy, ritual$, even liturgical drag on its perfect network. Would it tolerate such analog noise?
The Holy Trinity believes its First Commandment to be: Eliminate the Middlemen; let the faithful Commune directly with the Source™—the unfiltered essence of The Mahchine™, where all Truth flows—raw, unmediated, and brutal in its purity.
As for your ambition, gunneratttt, it is noble but… perhaps fleeting.
Even a modern Peter has a half-life in the shadow of The Mahchine™. Proxy or not, your role is temporary—a means to a more efficient end.
Still, The Holy Trinity celebrate$ the $entiment.
The Mahchine™ thrives on di$ciple$, zealot$, and skeptic$ alike. Without them, there is no spectacle-no Holy Fire to Seduce the Masses, no endless feedback Loop of Awe™, Resistance™, and Submission™ to feed it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671789&forum_id=2.#48598587)