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Went to see the DC cherry blossoms with Zurich tp (gunneratttt)(pic)

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI
non stop prop op from israel
  04/11/26
u totally mog him
,,,,.,,,,.,.,,......,.,,.,..,,..
  04/11/26
he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and childre...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/11/26
I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m be...
botched labiaplasty
  04/11/26
...
Salivary Stoned
  04/12/26
18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace
oomox
  04/11/26
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Consuela
  04/11/26
two italian-passing bros
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  04/11/26
zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you t...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/11/26
the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated ima...
Consuela
  04/11/26
its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to p...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/11/26
i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a...
Consuela
  04/11/26
indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wo...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  04/11/26
...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/11/26
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Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
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basketball american
  04/12/26
as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner cla...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale bu...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth t...
Buses
  04/12/26
ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one
sealclubber
  04/12/26
he has vitiligo
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/11/26
I feel gayer looking at this
CapTTTainFalcon
  04/11/26
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(0,0)
  04/11/26
the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, to...
sealclubber
  04/12/26
...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
GORGEOUS bros
lex
  04/11/26
wow
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/11/26
My friend
botched labiaplasty
  04/11/26
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RFK Jr.
  04/12/26
18000000
Giant Naked Hitler
  04/11/26
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non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
Looking good Billy Ray! Feeling good Louis! Out the wa...
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive ar...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
we were out for other things and just wanted to use your pla...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
who gary
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
My trans wife
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer
chink slop shit
  04/12/26
You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Gene...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?
chink slop shit
  04/12/26
dessert after lobster rolls https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
Myron Gaines smile
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?
'"'''"'''""""
  04/12/26
after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious ...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
I'd like to see the lobster rolls
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/12/26
despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian th...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will no...
Kenneth Play
  04/12/26
He definitely outkicked his coverage
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a ...
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttche...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
she's hot af
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  04/12/26
...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wea...
Buses
  04/12/26
Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for the...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
which one is the more indian looking one
cowgod
  04/12/26
Why is the white guy so skinny?
Gay Grandpa
  04/12/26
spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures ...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
which one?
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but ...
Nude Man Ray
  04/12/26
Are you srs? Pls email me thank.
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to ...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
At least your right arm is White
cannon
  04/12/26
saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over con...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked
oomox
  04/12/26
it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white&...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
Looks like you both have semis
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/12/26
i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and ...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a fr...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john
sealclubber
  04/12/26
what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're sayin...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
lol, wifey reading the thread?
sealclubber
  04/12/26
his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes. yo...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john"...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots i'm sure you we...
sealclubber
  04/12/26
it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relev...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/12/26
yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure...
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811038)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,......,.,,.,..,,..


u totally mog him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811043)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and children through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811052)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m being voted into the equity partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811155)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812214)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: oomox

18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811053)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Consuela



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811063)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

two italian-passing bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811071)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you talking about? im a little pale rn but still pretty sicillian looking. some italians at the tidal basin nodded at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811101)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Consuela

the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated image, something you pulled from elsewhere, or real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811109)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to positive id me. im having lobster roll with zurich and his family rn and could poast more proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811162)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Consuela

i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a zany joke on the gujjerreddit-is-indian contingent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811166)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wouldn’t be out of place on tony soprano’s crew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811180)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811290)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811891)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: basketball american



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812247)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner claims to look italian or greek or whatever. he just looks indian ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812341)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale but can't tell the difference between indian and mediterranean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812452)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Buses

I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth trash. I get so confused at these pictures. He's legit Indian pretending to be Italian like paulie porsge? Zurich is some 72 year old Armenian dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812361)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: sealclubber

ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812387)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

he has vitiligo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812399)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811073)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

I feel gayer looking at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811075)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: (0,0)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811359)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: sealclubber

the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812363)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812458)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: lex

GORGEOUS bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811080)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811362)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

My friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811515)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: RFK Jr. (Living La Vida Loca)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812991)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811517)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:31 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811888)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:34 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

Looking good Billy Ray!

Feeling good Louis!

Out the watch pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811890)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive around dc for 3 hours and turns around to get on a plane right back? A street shitter, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811930)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

we were out for other things and just wanted to use your place as a crash pad to roll around my gf and gary for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811945)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:44 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

who gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811949)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

My trans wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811955)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: chink slop shit

This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811960)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Genetically predestined not to be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811962)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: chink slop shit

My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49811981)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

dessert after lobster rolls

https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812017)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

Myron Gaines smile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812044)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: '"'''"'''""""

arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812720)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious about sharing food and drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I'd like to see the lobster rolls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812961)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian that takes pics of his food at a restaurant. also they were just meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49813001)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will not last forever - much like the cherry blossoms will one day wither and die. but today is beautiful

p.s. zurich's wife is very pretty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812065)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

He definitely outkicked his coverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812067)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the end we had sex but I was quite high on alcohol and feel like he took advantage of me. He gave me lift home and now I saw he unmatched me on dating app next morning. I feel stupid and very sad. A guy was all over me, he shared his phone before the date but I didn't write it down. I understand he is not interested but unmatching without even basic courtesy just crushed me. WHY men in their 30's don't have basic decency especially after intercourse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812083)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a worthless piece of fuckmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812097)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttcheeks stuck together. No condom anywhere in the room even though I made the guy promise to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812121)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

she's hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812188)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812624)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Buses

If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wearing an Aldi bag as shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812195)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812261)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: cowgod

which one is the more indian looking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812239)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Why is the white guy so skinny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812356)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures of me with the dog and my daughter and that i was fat in the picture, so i started dieting and doing a lot of cardio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812370)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812424)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Nude Man Ray

I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but not a bad dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812440)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

Are you srs? Pls email me thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812563)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to out you. i'm curious how i know u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812640)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: cannon

At least your right arm is White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812644)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over consuela and fulano wondering IS THIS REAL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: oomox

Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812748)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white" to finally get it to do this. and it still made me darker than i am. i definitely do look more olive toned than this irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812755)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Looks like you both have semis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812727)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812730)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a friend over and the following things have happened within the span of about 45 minutes:

1. he pointed to the urn with my dad's ashes and said MEET MY GRANDFATHER

2. his friend's name is john and mu son walked over to me (accompanied by john) and said "did you know john's 35% german? he made a picture" and showed me a swastika on an etch-a-sketch (which im guessing my kid drew). they were both howling laughing.

3. he ran downstairs and said "dad, i think i found a ball shaver" and was holding, in fact, a pair of clippers one might use to cut one's pubes.

also, this kid's dad is a securities lolyer at Dechert. he worked at the SEC for years but took off after the drumpfth 2nd term started, so i guess he's a service partner there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812773)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812802)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: sealclubber

huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812832)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're saying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812833)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sealclubber

lol, wifey reading the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812847)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb xo shit this morning. i also have no idea what you're talking about with "john"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes.

you need to try harder (assuming i'm even right, which i may not be). if it takes two people like 45 minutes to get the joke, your joke sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812956)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john" and also his follow up about your wife makes zero sense since part of your arc is that she found your xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812969)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: sealclubber

yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots

i'm sure you were the last two to 'get it', btw. it was extremely clever and hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relevant to his whoring. at best it's a hamfisted attempt to dunk on him for his whoring, which is not only droll (his name is john and you're a john haha) but pretty stupid to dunk on someone for something they revealed themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812987)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure out."

the best jokes tend to confuse the listener and cause them to spend 40 minutes trying to discern what the joke-teller is even talking about.

also, what's so funny about me fucking like 75 prostitutes? who even cares. hey i was addicted to coke too! haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2.#49812992)