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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
floppy gas station
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Jet Sound Barrier
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brave of you to poast this
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peach hall
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Hot ticket booth half-breed
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
chrome hominid fortuitous meteor
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couple weeks ago. you?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
chrome hominid fortuitous meteor
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Hot ticket booth half-breed

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: unhinged pisswyrm gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Pungent stain famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: curious rigor gunner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: stirring coral travel guidebook indian lodge

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz therapy institution

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Pungent stain famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Provocative Sienna Dysfunction Doctorate

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: frum brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Massive learning disabled orchestra pit chad

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: flushed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: floppy gas station

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Jet Sound Barrier

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: sapphire sick state voyeur

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: mahogany 180 forum corn cake

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Maize generalized bond library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: greedy angry church

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: diverse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Puce hyperactive den

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Maize generalized bond library

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Hot ticket booth half-breed

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: flushed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: chrome hominid fortuitous meteor

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: chrome hominid fortuitous meteor

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Smoky headpube

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: irradiated shrine

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Yapping Dashing Cruise Ship Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: greedy angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Hot ticket booth half-breed

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: chrome hominid fortuitous meteor

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Hot ticket booth half-breed

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Hot ticket booth half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Massive learning disabled orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: contagious principal's office sweet tailpipe

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: balding theater useless brakes

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Pungent stain famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: chrome hominid fortuitous meteor

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Massive learning disabled orchestra pit chad

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Massive learning disabled orchestra pit chad

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Massive learning disabled orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: contagious principal's office sweet tailpipe

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: curious rigor gunner

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: contagious principal's office sweet tailpipe

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: chartreuse church building round eye

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Jet Sound Barrier

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: chartreuse church building round eye

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Yapping Dashing Cruise Ship Hairy Legs

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Metal demanding menage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Yapping Dashing Cruise Ship Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: cerise ratface

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: emerald supple cuckold sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular plaza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Jet Sound Barrier

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Metal demanding menage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: frum brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: very tactful aqua senate liquid oxygen

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: High-end azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Jet Sound Barrier

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2.#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Talking nowag karate



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
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