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TMF screaming in Ingush as I steal the Christmas carp from his bathtub

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Sienna Abnormal Jew
  10/05/18
lol wtf
insecure gaming laptop
  10/06/18
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Opaque Glittery Temple Athletic Conference
  10/06/18
the image lol
Frozen swashbuckling cruise ship goal in life
  10/06/18
i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping throug...
Sienna Abnormal Jew
  10/07/18
Vhy can't I catch u?
insecure gaming laptop
  10/08/18
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up-to-no-good bawdyhouse
  10/18/23
this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two chr...
Adventurous associate native
  10/07/18
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beady-eyed mother
  10/07/18
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hairraiser meetinghouse
  10/07/18
wtfffff
insecure gaming laptop
  10/07/18
if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same ti...
Adventurous associate native
  10/07/18
that's baller
Frozen swashbuckling cruise ship goal in life
  10/07/18
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beady-eyed mother
  10/07/18
I... I... I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.
insecure gaming laptop
  10/08/18
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beady-eyed mother
  10/08/18
It's cruel and I would never allow it.
overrated chrome feces boltzmann
  10/09/18
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Sapphire Wonderful Area
  10/16/18
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hairraiser meetinghouse
  01/13/21
180
Painfully honest university coffee pot
  01/13/21
180
iridescent shivering ladyboy clown
  12/06/22
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bateful forum newt
  10/07/18
Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...
insecure gaming laptop
  10/08/18
TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Ma...
Adventurous associate native
  10/09/18
aww, at least he is trying.
overrated chrome feces boltzmann
  10/09/18
cr
overrated chrome feces boltzmann
  10/09/18
irl lol
Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part
  10/09/18
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Cream patrolman theater
  11/20/24
what a disturbing tradition
overrated chrome feces boltzmann
  10/09/18
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olive razzmatazz piazza faggot firefighter
  10/09/18
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insecure gaming laptop
  10/11/18
don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your we...
Sienna Abnormal Jew
  10/16/18
Is this Estrada by any chance?
insecure gaming laptop
  10/16/18
remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've ...
Adventurous associate native
  11/10/18
You: <><><>NOCARP<><><> ...
insecure gaming laptop
  11/12/18
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insecure gaming laptop
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bateful forum newt
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Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part
  04/05/19
christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas...
Sienna Abnormal Jew
  06/21/19
TWO carp Also way too early for this shit. JFC.
insecure gaming laptop
  06/22/19
it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparation...
Adventurous associate native
  11/14/19
This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp
insecure gaming laptop
  11/14/19
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Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part
  11/14/19
soon...
Adventurous associate native
  12/08/19
You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax...
insecure gaming laptop
  12/08/19
the holidays again draw NIGH...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  09/02/20
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house-broken indirect expression sanctuary
  09/23/20
*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty secti...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  11/18/20
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Vigorous Cruel-hearted Market Milk
  12/23/20
i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm c...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  12/23/20
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Appetizing Low-t Police Squad
  01/13/21
TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?
violet resort
  09/24/21
hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  12/11/21
Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is...
violet resort
  12/12/21
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pungent masturbator
  03/07/22
lollll
Autistic field toaster
  03/07/22
2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep ...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  12/06/22
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beady-eyed mother
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Heady casino
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beady-eyed mother
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Sapphire Wonderful Area
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Comical national useless brakes
  04/10/23
Carps in hot tub ponds
violet resort
  10/09/23
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Painfully honest university coffee pot
  10/09/23
remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. bu...
Sienna Abnormal Jew
  10/18/23
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Heady casino
  10/18/23
LOL this is hilarious i was just watching a miss marple ...
Talented gas station
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brindle nofapping lodge
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up-to-no-good bawdyhouse
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house-broken indirect expression sanctuary
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violet resort
  11/10/24
while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying ...
Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate
  11/20/24
I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in th...
violet resort
  11/20/24
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iridescent shivering ladyboy clown
  11/20/24
i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETEL...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  11/06/25
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The Mongoloid President's Advisor
  11/08/25
Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
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Date: October 5th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36969848)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36975562)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Opaque Glittery Temple Athletic Conference



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Frozen swashbuckling cruise ship goal in life

the image lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36975604)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Jew

i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping through the rug he uses to cover the hole in his wall and running off with his fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36977094)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

Vhy can't I catch u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36987170)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 5:49 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46949879)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Adventurous associate native

this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two christmases carp in a single holiday season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982321)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982325)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982339)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

wtfffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982349)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Adventurous associate native

if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same time:

https://multiculturalkidblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fish.jpg

livin' the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982380)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Frozen swashbuckling cruise ship goal in life

that's baller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982385)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982391)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

I... I...

I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982545)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982551)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: overrated chrome feces boltzmann

It's cruel and I would never allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995214)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Wonderful Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37032487)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:14 AM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41743534)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:30 AM
Author: Painfully honest university coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41743565)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: iridescent shivering ladyboy clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#45593540)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: bateful forum newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982322)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36982594)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous associate native

TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995002)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: overrated chrome feces boltzmann

aww, at least he is trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995144)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: overrated chrome feces boltzmann

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995133)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995117)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48363091)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: overrated chrome feces boltzmann

what a disturbing tradition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995137)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: olive razzmatazz piazza faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#36995185)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37004291)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Jew

don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your well-being before i eat my tender, delicious pilfered carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37032478)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

Is this Estrada by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37037571)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous associate native

remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've "figured it out" and that you know how you'll stop me.

we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37206912)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

You: <><><>NOCARP<><><>

Me: Big, beautiful carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#37214748)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: insecure gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#38044878)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: bateful forum newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#38045084)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#38045104)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Jew

christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas of the decade. but will he have a carp to celebrate it WITH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#38419079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

TWO carp

Also way too early for this shit. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#38425452)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:30 AM
Author: Adventurous associate native

it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparations going to defend your christmas carp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#39116022)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#39116620)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: Primrose at-the-ready party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#39116445)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Adventurous associate native

soon...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#39235036)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop

You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax prison than breaking out my Christmas Carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#39235061)



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Date: September 2nd, 2020 5:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

the holidays again draw NIGH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#40859890)



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Date: September 23rd, 2020 7:25 PM
Author: house-broken indirect expression sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#40974942)



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Date: November 18th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty section of rebar, surrounded by razorwire and pissjugs as he waits for thieves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41387056)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Cruel-hearted Market Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41605409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm coming for that fish, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41605442)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:07 AM
Author: Appetizing Low-t Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#41743527)



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Date: September 24th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: violet resort

TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#43172075)



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Date: December 11th, 2021 6:04 AM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical signature image of your carp and tub? don't think we aren't making moves this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#43591986)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: violet resort

Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is a veritable fortress. Motion detectors and cameras are linked directly to my phone. Those fish (MULTIPLE fish) couldn't be safer.

Game on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#43598131)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: pungent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#44102657)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Autistic field toaster

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#44102664)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:42 AM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep his christmas carp from being stolen. that's all i can reveal right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#45592328)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#45592332)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Heady casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#45593461)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#45592331)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Wonderful Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46168246)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:24 PM
Author: Comical national useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46168248)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: violet resort

Carps in hot tub ponds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46906700)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Painfully honest university coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46906763)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:01 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Jew

remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. but for a thief like me, a carp in fish's tub is worth a free christmas dinner for my friends. i thank you for your service, fish. and may the 2023 games begin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46949619)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 6:38 AM
Author: Heady casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46949926)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Talented gas station

LOL this is hilarious

i was just watching a miss marple about a “pile of carp” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46949631)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 7:13 AM
Author: brindle nofapping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46949978)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 4:57 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#46975028)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: house-broken indirect expression sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48318014)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: violet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48320317)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious community account karate

while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying DEFT THIEVERY. much to TMF's chagrin, as he shall find out yet again this christmas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48362751)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: violet resort

I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in the state of Florida. Each carp is behind a maze filled with traps. Game on, Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48362990)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: iridescent shivering ladyboy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#48363104)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETELY changed the carp theft game. and NOT to TMF's advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#49408718)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: The Mongoloid President's Advisor (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2.#49413159)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from Russia and drone defense directly from Russia. Game on, Estrada.

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Date: November 8th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Christmas Carp



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