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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i figured there might be some interest in this, or at least some angry incel can call me names about it. i poasted the below story in the mexican pussy thread. i will poast others
i once hired an escort in northern va, i think near tysons (the hotels there are absolutely full of escorts). i get to the hotel and go to the room after the number is texted to me. the chick does not speak one goddamned word of english. she's making hand gestures at her iphone and asks me to take it. it's an uber eats driver saying he doesnt know where to take the chinese food. i told him the room number and hung up. then the hotel phone rings and it's the front desk. lady tells me, "you gotta come down and get yo food, we don't be letting drivers go upsturs." so i tell her this. this bitch is wearing a nightie that barely covers her ass and tits, and she walks down to the fucking lobby.
at this point, i nearly fled because i thought the front desk was gonna call the cops after they saw her. but instead i waited for her to come back with her styrofoam container of food. i let her suck my dick and quickly ran away. |
Date: January 13th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) another time i was driving home from philly after 2-3 days of labor negotations and i timed my drive home so that i could see this mexican whore at a BWI airport hotel. i told her NO PERFUME, and i walk in the room and the goddamn room smells like someone spilled three bottles of the stuff in it, and she is covered in all kinds of perfumey lotion and shit.
after i fucked her, i stopped for gas and sprayed myself with gasoline. when i got home, my wife asked wtf the smell was and i said i was getting gas and the pump just kinda blew up on me, or some unbelievable nonsense. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) i used to work with a guy nicknamed nitro because he sprayed gas all over himself before his job interview and came in for it anyway reeking of gas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586103) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. nitro dubz! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586584) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: norwood ultra no, perfume! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586370) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586586) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) did she eat before, after, or take the food to go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586092) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) she left it in the corner of the room. it was so goddamn weird. this is one of the few times i think i didnt get totally naked, i took my pants down and let her suck me and i nutted in her mouth, pulled up my pants and said "thanks" and walked out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586102) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) wait so you left first and she presumably enjoyed her meal after then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586104) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) yea, i got there, had these awkward phone interactions, she ran down and got the food, set it on a table, sucked my dick and i took off. i presume she ate and enjoyed it at that time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586312) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) i guess these places don't make you check out or have a card on file for incidentals. it would be funny if she ran up a bunch of charges (although i doubt this place offered any room service) or stole everything that wasn't glued down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586356) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: screenland That happened to Michael Bay iirc. Bay is a yuge escortmo. He got robbed a bunch of times slash left the hotel and had escorts call all their friends and rack up thousands in charges. I learned this from a Hollywood reporter who told me this in confidence and said it was off the record. You can Google it though and a lot of it adds up. Lots of accounts of him showing up to set in a horrible mood and taking it out on the actors.
If the rumors are true Bay is one of the biggest escortmos in Hollywood history. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) that actually seems pretty respectable since he surely has no shortage of aspiring starlets he could fuck for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586454) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) ok i wasn't following before but you seem to think it was my hotel room. it was her hotel room. so if she stole shit, that would be on her or whoever is trafficking her and paid for the room.
these whores stay for 1-2 weeks at a time in these hotels all around tysons corner and doods just come in and get their nut off and roll out. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) ahhh that makes more sense, rc fail on my part since why woild she be ordering food to your room if it was just a quick suck. threw me off that she wasnt aware of the ordering ritual although perhaps she just relies on the kindness of the strangers she sucks off for money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586459) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) yea also what i said about being texted the room number.
i'm taking for granted that people know how this works. you work with an agency and they tell you the hotel but not the room until the girl gives the all clear that the other guy is gone and her snatch has been rinsed out.
i've seen doods leaving many times lol. the second i see them im like "that guy was just up there lmao." kind of disgusting tbh. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) you don't need to rub it in bitch im giving your thread engagement
rate my bj skills relative to prostitutes |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) ty. your head is 190. great dome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586479) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) the summer of 2020, when i was really bad on coke and alcohol, i was up in philly a lot of the summer for negotiations. in july, i decided to get a whore and for some reason i was craving an old lady. so i found this chick who advertised that she was like 63 but she must have made that ad ten years before.
i get there and she looks like she's definitely 70 something. i got her shirt off and she had these boltons but they were lopsided, like one was down a few inches from the other one on her chest.
there were pics of her grandkids around her shitty rowhouse. i remember feeling really bad for her, but i ate her pussy. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball how much did it cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586396) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i have no idea, maybe $300? i was so bad off at the time everything is hazy. this is about a month before i started up with that girl i left my wife for.
the quality whores were typically 500-700, and cheaper ones were 250-400. no way she was charging 500 or more. she was nice, but i was grossed out after doing what i did. i decided to do it because i'd done so many degenerate things that i was out of ideas. "what can i do now? hey, let me fuck a lady who won't be alive in 10 years!" |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder Tell us more about the Tyson’s corner sex scene. I always wondered how stuff around there stays in business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586384) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) this isn't an exaggeration, i think there would be 25% fewer hotels in that area were it not for whores. the hotels are absolutely full of them. i fucked at least 30 of them out there. and a bunch in DC as well. and many dozens all around the country.
there's one chick i saw in tysons and i'd see her every time she came to town and i'd always eat her puss 2-3 times. she was built like a brick shithouse. huge ass and tits. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon how do you find these shithouses
do you go to the mall at tysons and leave your dick hanging out |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Juan Eighty tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586461) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) Did you ever worry about getting caught by LEO? Is the prevalence of sting operations greatly overstated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586466) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i did worry but not that much. it rarely happens. i think the stings happen if you go to classified ads or whatever. if you work with a legit agency, the chances of a bust are close to zero.
some girls do outcalls. those are like 100% safe.
back in 2017 i was at my partner's apt in LA. we were there for labor negotiations. i was waiting on coke to arrive, along with this stripper who my client rep was fucking (i later started dating her).
my buddy goes "hey wanna get a whore?" and i said nah im good but you go ahead. he was worried about LE bt i told him that if it was an outcall it was 100% safe. too risky for LE to bust someone that way.
he called this chick over and she walked in, looked at the three of us and said "i don't do gangbangs." LMAO. made me fucking die laughing. the two of us were like nah were just doing coke tonight. partner fucked her and said it was lousy.
stripper got there and we got gakked until like 6 am. chris cornell killedself that night.
that was a pretty fun night. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) lmao 180, it's a shame the best stories in life all come from the most self destructive moments.
I would have mo'd before I got married but was always afraid to send my PII to some random website for verification. Also terrified of opening the door to a SWAT team and getting my face on the news. I guess the propaganda worked too well. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i got sober in 2021, i literally have nothing interesting to say about myself after then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586492) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) also, lol, i was actually a biglaw associate at the time and the partner was of course a partner. he and the client rep had a plan of what to do if i ODed at the apt. they were gonna throw me over the balcony and deny any knowledge. he was legit worried an associate would have a coke OD at his place.
another time, client and i went to starbucks at 7 am. i was so gakked that i spilled my coffee all over him. he said "im making a call right now, you stay home from negotiations today. you are too fucked up, youre gonna get us caught."
so i spent the day with the stripper, adeva, hanging out and drinking at Islands (CSLG poasts about that place a lot). good day. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586482) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) ive told this one several times. i was in philly right after trump won in 16. i got this ukranian whore and she spoke good english but thick accent.
i asked her if i could fuck her up the ass and she said sure. i was making out with her and tried to put a finger up her ass and she slapped my hand "you fuck eet, you no touch eet!" i was like ok lol sorry.
after i came into the condom, which was in her ass, and pulled out, the entire room smelled like shit. it was 120.
we then talked about trump and she said "een my country we also have former tv star president. he ees similar to donal trump," i guess she meant zelensky?
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Tell us the story about that one trans porn star you hooked up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586497) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) lmao one? which one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586506) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Something something Anaconda I think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586509) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) oh yeah, that was not interesting. i sucked on zher dick for like 45 seconds. i know that thing was born a guy, but he/she is pretty hot. that was another situation where i'd run the degeneracy well dry and was like fuck it, what depraved shit can i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586562) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: barnabyjones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2.#49586537) |