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Here was my opening pick up line to a table full of women at a wedding recently

There was a table of all just women sitting and gabbing and ...
Earl Swimshirt
  07/02/26
It's crazy how many weddings some people get invited to
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/02/26
I'm known to be generous I'll give the groom an envelope wit...
Earl Swimshirt
  07/02/26
You ever do this at a bachelor party prior to the "ente...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/02/26
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Earl Swimshirt
  07/02/26
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grok imagine gf (Asian)
  07/02/26
https://youtu.be/nx3EzCi_dOc?si=7eUwhFZ5CGIaKpQq
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  07/02/26
Lol
Earl Swimshirt
  07/02/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

There was a table of all just women sitting and gabbing and I'd drank 4 or 5 pink russians (cranberry and vodka and blackcurrant liqueur, bartender had never heard of it but once people saw mine he said he made like 100 of them)

Anyway I walked over and said "is this the single auntie table? Nice to see you were all invited"the chicks laughed and said "how old do you think we are?" I guessed 38, they were 24-26 all cousins of the bride. None had Men with them. A lot of single women out there just existing now and not being properly dicked down by men.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

It's crazy how many weddings some people get invited to

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

I'm known to be generous I'll give the groom an envelope with $400 cash, i just stick it in his pocket at the receiving line so I get invited to a lot of weddings

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

You ever do this at a bachelor party prior to the "entertainment" arriving?

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: grok imagine gf (Asian)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

https://youtu.be/nx3EzCi_dOc?si=7eUwhFZ5CGIaKpQq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879214&forum_id=2.#49975427)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879214&forum_id=2.#49975444)