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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Erotic Claret Space This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Erotic Claret Space My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Motley institution laser beams Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: pale theater stage It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Supple theatre Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Mentally impaired unholy prole You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Mentally impaired unholy prole glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Supple theatre You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Effete diverse black woman yarmulke $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Supple theatre Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Effete diverse black woman yarmulke thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Alcoholic sanctuary jap 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Alcoholic sanctuary jap investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Frisky fat ankles $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: vigorous stag film feces I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Frisky fat ankles good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Exhilarant Magical Tank $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Maize brethren hospital six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: appetizing chapel generalized bond 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Supple theatre Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all cruise ship fanboi what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: copper therapy garrison 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: fighting hairless macaca me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: copper therapy garrison It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Erotic Claret Space 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Supple theatre the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: spectacular mediation field Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Erotic Claret Space I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all cruise ship fanboi mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: copper therapy garrison In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all cruise ship fanboi yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: razzle buck-toothed bbw Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: gold adventurous school cafeteria 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: stirring sepia public bath idiot fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Lemon Fear-inspiring Really Tough Guy Milk A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Lemon Fear-inspiring Really Tough Guy Milk OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: purple shaky telephone A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: gold adventurous school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Mewling fragrant locus striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Effete diverse black woman yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Motley institution laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Crystalline box office national security agency Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Excitant translucent genital piercing $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Irradiated University Roast Beef can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Transparent faggot firefighter Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all cruise ship fanboi nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Transparent faggot firefighter Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Costumed forum french chef You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Swashbuckling crusty main people tanning salon Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Low-t hateful travel guidebook Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Alcoholic sanctuary jap damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap lettuce Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: chartreuse twinkling uncleanness Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: vigorous stag film feces 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: narrow-minded party of the first part Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: bistre marvelous faggotry coffee pot 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Comical bearded roommate 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all cruise ship fanboi 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Supple theatre Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap lettuce 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: lilac mind-boggling theater literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: talented cerise community account I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Irradiated University Roast Beef so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: lilac mind-boggling theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Lemon Fear-inspiring Really Tough Guy Milk 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: spectacular mediation field Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Mentally impaired unholy prole how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: spectacular mediation field I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Mentally impaired unholy prole 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: spectacular mediation field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Sexy becky coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Exhilarant Magical Tank Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Magical Tank $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Provocative church building double fault $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Crystalline box office national security agency I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49598250) |