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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
Vibrant step-uncle's house
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
cerise naked immigrant
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
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Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
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nubile international law enforcement agency address
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
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Lmao
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(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
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  09/22/14
NSA
dun excitant tattoo
  09/21/14
that's rape
talented duck-like piazza
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
wild orchestra pit
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
wild orchestra pit
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
dun excitant tattoo
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
galvanic cyan clown den
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
galvanic cyan clown den
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
cracking lilac stag film
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
cracking lilac stag film
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
wild orchestra pit
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
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  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
abusive parlour
  09/22/14
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self-centered shrine
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
galvanic cyan clown den
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
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  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
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"ymmv"
Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
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  09/22/14
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  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
light zombie-like heaven round eye
  09/22/14
lol
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1 fucking 80
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  09/24/14
jfc
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  09/13/18
lol
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  09/13/18
This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/13/26
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
Alcoholic field mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/14
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cracking lilac stag film
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
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  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
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  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: cerise naked immigrant

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: nubile international law enforcement agency address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: nubile international law enforcement agency address

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: olive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: fragrant feces

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: blathering gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Vermilion Toilet Seat Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: galvanic cyan clown den

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: dun excitant tattoo

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: talented duck-like piazza

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: wild orchestra pit

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: wild orchestra pit

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: dun excitant tattoo

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: galvanic cyan clown den

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: galvanic cyan clown den

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: wild orchestra pit

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2.#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: magenta motley philosopher-king box office

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: Comical Drunken Trump Supporter Tanning Salon

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: abusive parlour

boom goes the dynamite



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: self-centered shrine



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: galvanic cyan clown den

180 this thread delivered.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic field mad-dog skullcap

I wish this wasn't flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Generalized Bond

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

Self-confirmed not flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: indigo deep famous landscape painting fanboi

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: indigo deep famous landscape painting fanboi

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Haunting sound barrier

1 fucking 80

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Gaped home masturbator

jfc

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Gay charismatic boiling water hospital

lol

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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic field mad-dog skullcap

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Magical indian lodge azn

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Dashing plaza

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: cracking lilac stag film



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: light zombie-like heaven round eye



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: laughsome queen of the night

180 if true. Innovation!

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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: wine elastic band



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