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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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Odious sinister philosopher-king
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
mewling genital piercing state
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Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
Junko Enoshima
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
buff 180 stag film queen of the night
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
big chrome keepsake machete regret
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
Odious sinister philosopher-king
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
big chrome keepsake machete regret
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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Odious sinister philosopher-king
  08/14/21
aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
Vivacious heaven
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
Odious sinister philosopher-king
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
cerebral out-of-control nursing home windowlicker
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
Harsh racy address pistol
  08/18/21
;-)
Odious sinister philosopher-king
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
Violet jew
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: mewling genital piercing state

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Impertinent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: buff 180 stag film queen of the night

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Flushed menage

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant sound barrier



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Flushed menage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: big chrome keepsake machete regret

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: big chrome keepsake machete regret

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: poppy low-t macaca



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Exciting Dun Associate



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Vivacious heaven

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: cerebral out-of-control nursing home windowlicker

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Harsh racy address pistol

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Violet jew

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: cerebral out-of-control nursing home windowlicker

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: floppy magical water buffalo lay

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Impertinent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Amethyst bawdyhouse

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: floppy magical water buffalo lay



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: floppy magical water buffalo lay



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: slate coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: talented stage

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: talented stage

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: talented stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: talented stage

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Odious sinister philosopher-king

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653001)