The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
How much money did you make this year? ($$$)
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| Brindle effete chad cuckold | 12/18/25 |
| exciting peach dilemma masturbator | 12/18/25 |
| Brindle effete chad cuckold | 12/18/25 |
| glassy metal address love of her life | 12/18/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| startled soggy gunner cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part | 12/19/25 |
| arousing kitty messiness | 12/20/25 |
| pink spectacular step-uncle's house | 12/21/25 |
| Ungodly shimmering prole | 12/21/25 |
| Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den | 12/21/25 |
| Racy Hominid | 12/22/25 |
| Curious Shrine | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| Curious Shrine | 12/18/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| multi-colored learning disabled station jap | 12/18/25 |
| Fishy turdskin | 12/18/25 |
| multi-colored learning disabled station jap | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| thriller dull azn temple | 12/19/25 |
| multi-colored learning disabled station jap | 12/19/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/18/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/18/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/18/25 |
| Mint legend | 12/18/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/18/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/19/25 |
| odious tripping blood rage rehab | 12/21/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| Anal at-the-ready goyim | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| Sepia Meetinghouse Twinkling Uncleanness | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| drab macaca public bath | 12/18/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| Honey-headed son of senegal | 12/19/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| Bronze trailer park puppy | 12/18/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/19/25 |
| Autistic provocative casino | 12/19/25 |
| Alcoholic preventive strike | 12/18/25 |
| Mint legend | 12/18/25 |
| Razzmatazz mother forum | 12/18/25 |
| Beady-eyed gay wizard indirect expression | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/18/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/18/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/18/25 |
| Sable Hairraiser Market | 12/19/25 |
| Sable Hairraiser Market | 12/19/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder | 12/23/25 |
| Sable Hairraiser Market | 12/23/25 |
| Green hilarious parlor nibblets | 12/18/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Green hilarious parlor nibblets | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/22/25 |
| Green hilarious parlor nibblets | 12/22/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/22/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/22/25 |
| pink spectacular step-uncle's house | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| know-it-all state depressive | 12/22/25 |
| know-it-all state depressive | 12/22/25 |
| know-it-all state depressive | 12/22/25 |
| Green hilarious parlor nibblets | 12/22/25 |
| Mint legend | 12/18/25 |
| Beady-eyed gay wizard indirect expression | 12/18/25 |
| Mint legend | 12/18/25 |
| Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part | 12/19/25 |
| Orange Box Office | 12/19/25 |
| know-it-all state depressive | 12/22/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/18/25 |
| irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Kink-friendly Institution | 12/18/25 |
| filthy cerebral base | 12/18/25 |
| Brindle effete chad cuckold | 12/18/25 |
| swashbuckling clear school tattoo | 12/18/25 |
| Bronze trailer park puppy | 12/18/25 |
| Kink-friendly Institution | 12/19/25 |
| Chocolate genital piercing | 12/20/25 |
| geriatric carnelian toaster antidepressant drug | 12/18/25 |
| glassy metal address love of her life | 12/18/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/18/25 |
| titillating death wish | 12/20/25 |
| Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den | 12/21/25 |
| Bistre maniacal crackhouse | 12/18/25 |
| Thirsty locus | 12/18/25 |
| Rusted irradiated gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap | 12/18/25 |
| startled soggy gunner cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Disturbing painfully honest garrison | 12/18/25 |
| Salmon coldplay fan organic girlfriend | 12/18/25 |
| Gaped Rose Hospital Striped Hyena | 12/18/25 |
| mahogany parlour | 12/19/25 |
| Olive Factory Reset Button | 12/19/25 |
| Sick avocado area | 12/19/25 |
| Olive Factory Reset Button | 12/19/25 |
| Racy Hominid | 12/19/25 |
| Sick avocado area | 12/19/25 |
| Autistic provocative casino | 12/19/25 |
| Sick avocado area | 12/19/25 |
| fighting aphrodisiac stage hairy legs | 12/19/25 |
| Mentally impaired point telephone | 12/19/25 |
| ivory toilet seat | 12/19/25 |
| diverse citrine national security agency | 12/19/25 |
| startled soggy gunner cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| diverse citrine national security agency | 12/19/25 |
| Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part | 12/19/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| bateful walnut tanning salon candlestick maker | 12/19/25 |
| Anal at-the-ready goyim | 12/19/25 |
| bat-shit-crazy library milk | 12/20/25 |
| Honey-headed son of senegal | 12/19/25 |
| wild native | 12/19/25 |
| irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/19/25 |
| wild native | 12/19/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/19/25 |
| wild native | 12/19/25 |
| stimulating chapel crotch | 12/19/25 |
| Flatulent Theater | 12/22/25 |
| Autistic provocative casino | 12/19/25 |
| sadistic jewess kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| Autistic provocative casino | 12/19/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder | 12/19/25 |
| offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction | 12/19/25 |
| Fuchsia stead quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction | 12/20/25 |
| sadistic jewess kitty cat | 12/21/25 |
| Racy Hominid | 12/19/25 |
| titillating death wish | 12/20/25 |
| scarlet sinister voyeur selfie | 12/19/25 |
| coiffed spot | 12/19/25 |
| scarlet sinister voyeur selfie | 12/19/25 |
| Olive Factory Reset Button | 12/20/25 |
| scarlet sinister voyeur selfie | 12/20/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| know-it-all state depressive | 12/20/25 |
| scarlet sinister voyeur selfie | 12/20/25 |
| Kink-friendly Institution | 12/20/25 |
| coiffed spot | 12/20/25 |
| irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/20/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| arousing kitty messiness | 12/19/25 |
| mahogany parlour | 12/20/25 |
| talking whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| talking whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| talking whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface | 12/20/25 |
| Overrated elastic band set | 12/20/25 |
| cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface | 12/20/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction | 12/20/25 |
| Sepia Meetinghouse Twinkling Uncleanness | 12/20/25 |
| bonkers lettuce juggernaut | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/22/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Yellow dog poop | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Vermilion Laughsome Menage | 12/21/25 |
| Ungodly shimmering prole | 12/21/25 |
| 180 violent church building famous landscape painting | 12/21/25 |
| passionate tank | 12/21/25 |
| Green hilarious parlor nibblets | 12/22/25 |
| Overrated elastic band set | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond | 12/21/25 |
| motley copper field circlehead | 12/21/25 |
| Fishy turdskin | 12/21/25 |
| Overrated elastic band set | 12/24/25 |
| Boyish hairless round eye indian lodge | 12/26/25 |
| cracking crusty theater stage | 12/22/25 |
| Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den | 12/22/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/23/25 |
| offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction | 12/22/25 |
| Boyish hairless round eye indian lodge | 12/22/25 |
| irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/23/25 |
| Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder | 12/25/25 |
| drunken ticket booth | 12/25/25 |
| irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib | 12/25/25 |
| bonkers lettuce juggernaut | 12/25/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Yellow dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519900) |
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: drunken ticket booth 710K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519904) |
 |
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Yellow dog poop lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519912) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: drunken ticket booth yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519925) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Yellow dog poop Biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519931) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Brindle effete chad cuckold Me: 842k Wife: 267K
Including last year's bonus |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: exciting peach dilemma masturbator Lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520498) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Brindle effete chad cuckold My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520499) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: glassy metal address love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520500) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Orange Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522136) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: startled soggy gunner cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522234) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522244) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: arousing kitty messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524723) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM Author: pink spectacular step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528367) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Ungodly shimmering prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528449) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528567) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Racy Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531910) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Curious Shrine $350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519929) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Yellow dog poop Trash or legal fees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519933) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Curious Shrine Picking up trash would be much more dignified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520159) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Orange Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522139) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: multi-colored learning disabled station jap $130k in shitlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519936) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Fishy turdskin as a solo? associate? paralegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519937) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: multi-colored learning disabled station jap AssociaTTTe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520075) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Yellow dog poop why dont you go solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520077) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: thriller dull azn temple I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522472) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: multi-colored learning disabled station jap Nigger voicemail$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523830) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: filthy cerebral base A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519948) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: filthy cerebral base When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.
Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.
Turns out I was a retard for going in house. |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: filthy cerebral base To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520240) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Mint legend you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520352) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: drunken ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520383) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Flatulent Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522387) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: odious tripping blood rage rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528363) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Orange Box Office In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?
This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Anal at-the-ready goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522385) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522508) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: filthy cerebral base Over $400k if you add wife.
After tax income: ~200k
Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k
Child care: ~$50k
Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523480) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Sepia Meetinghouse Twinkling Uncleanness you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525980) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528347) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: drab macaca public bath 286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519951) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Orange Box Office Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522256) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Honey-headed son of senegal PATRIARCHY!!!
Of course it doesn’t. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Orange Box Office Oh. So why does she work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522351) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Bronze trailer park puppy 180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49519965) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Flatulent Theater don't you brag about being rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522392) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Autistic provocative casino sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522784) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Alcoholic preventive strike me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k
but i was also laid off
|
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Mint legend if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520019) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Razzmatazz mother forum Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520082) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: Beady-eyed gay wizard indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520207) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond $790K. Wife made about $15K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520114) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Yellow dog poop Doing what, and why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520142) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond I am atty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520156) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Yellow dog poop I know that, I meant your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520161) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM Author: filthy cerebral base He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520202) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Sable Hairraiser Market I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522699) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Sable Hairraiser Market I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522705) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527326) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder He's an attorney. What's so complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49532966) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Sable Hairraiser Market I understand that he's an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49534294) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Green hilarious parlor nibblets Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520223) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Orange Box Office I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522258) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527328) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Green hilarious parlor nibblets You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527624) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531954) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Green hilarious parlor nibblets Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531959) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond ? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531998) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM Author: motley copper field circlehead I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49532872) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM Author: pink spectacular step-uncle's house lol I make more money than lex tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528370) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528421) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: know-it-all state depressive I feel safe in this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531586) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: know-it-all state depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531589) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: know-it-all state depressive lex how’s your dating life? jw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531592) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Green hilarious parlor nibblets I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531824) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Mint legend why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520253) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Beady-eyed gay wizard indirect expression Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520283) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Mint legend i don't even know whether my wife has a job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520363) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522246) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Orange Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522259) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM Author: know-it-all state depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531594) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Flatulent Theater not enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520256) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM Author: irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524556) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Kink-friendly Institution little under $6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520288) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: filthy cerebral base MFCR. State occupation, thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520304) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Brindle effete chad cuckold 271K TOPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520377) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: swashbuckling clear school tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520585) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Bronze trailer park puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520702) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Kink-friendly Institution sorry ur mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522735) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Chocolate genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525741) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: geriatric carnelian toaster antidepressant drug Six figures, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520329) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: glassy metal address love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520502) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Flatulent Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520594) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: titillating death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524786) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528564) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Bistre maniacal crackhouse -$184K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520375) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: Thirsty locus I fail to see how this is relevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520501) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Rusted irradiated gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520506) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: startled soggy gunner cruise ship holy fuck how jewish are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522240) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Disturbing painfully honest garrison low-200s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520548) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Salmon coldplay fan organic girlfriend 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520555) |
|
Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Gaped Rose Hospital Striped Hyena like 2 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49520858) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: mahogany parlour $360k in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522161) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Olive Factory Reset Button Less than I want but way more than I deserve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522182) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Sick avocado area I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522192) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Olive Factory Reset Button Shrew'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522198) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Racy Hominid lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522202) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Sick avocado area She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522694) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Autistic provocative casino (guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Sick avocado area thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522969) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: fighting aphrodisiac stage hairy legs I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524077) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Mentally impaired point telephone Who wants to pay off my house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522200) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: ivory toilet seat negative money (lived off debt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522220) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: diverse citrine national security agency ~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522245) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: startled soggy gunner cruise ship what happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522255) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: diverse citrine national security agency i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522320) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Pea-brained Crimson Stain Party Of The First Part if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.
my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is. |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Yellow dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522284) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: bateful walnut tanning salon candlestick maker Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522287) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Anal at-the-ready goyim $600k as solo lolyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522333) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy library milk Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525725) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Honey-headed son of senegal ~$900k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522345) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: wild native Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522793) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522813) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Flatulent Theater Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523151) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: wild native How many blowjobs can I get for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523174) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Flatulent Theater well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523284) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: wild native That 1/3 sounds disappointing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523287) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: stimulating chapel crotch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523843) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Flatulent Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531645) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Autistic provocative casino you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522815) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: sadistic jewess kitty cat the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49522960) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: Autistic provocative casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523114) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523288) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction Lol rfk did 20pullups on video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523407) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Fuchsia stead quadroon if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+
maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525630) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM Author: sadistic jewess kitty cat LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49529038) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Racy Hominid You sound poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523499) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: titillating death wish but self-selection... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524790) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: scarlet sinister voyeur selfie I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523808) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: coiffed spot XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"
*rubs hands togther*
"But I made 750k last year!!!!!" |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: scarlet sinister voyeur selfie Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.
And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: Olive Factory Reset Button Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524660) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: scarlet sinister voyeur selfie It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525097) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: drunken ticket booth back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525701) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: know-it-all state depressive Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525737) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM Author: scarlet sinister voyeur selfie TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49526155) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Kink-friendly Institution this is correct.
I started with 26 people in my summer class.
Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.
Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr
three others are in-house
All others are somewhere other than law. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: coiffed spot amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525050) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525106) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: Yellow dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525129) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: drunken ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525700) |
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM Author: arousing kitty messiness $160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49523890) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: mahogany parlour I paid just under that in taxes this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525732) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM Author: talking whorehouse somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524680) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: talking whorehouse this number includes all income, not just wagecucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524683) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: talking whorehouse actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49524686) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.
Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.
Solo PI. |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: Overrated elastic band set How do you get your taxable income lower? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525966) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own office building Office building depreciation/property taxes Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off. like 75k in meals and travel Gas Health Insurance Mortgage interest home/office I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc. ~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.
Creative but nothing fraud.
|
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Yellow dog poop Creative but nothing fraud tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49526159) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527453) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: cyan vivacious orchestra pit ratface Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528026) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528065) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525872) |
|
Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Sepia Meetinghouse Twinkling Uncleanness 425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49525997) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM Author: bonkers lettuce juggernaut still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527285) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.
next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527331) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.
i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.
equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.
if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.
we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.
all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass. |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.
It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM Author: Yellow dog poop Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527341) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.
when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)
you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Yellow dog poop are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527349) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?
i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.
we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.
|
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM Author: Yellow dog poop i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527369) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527372) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Yellow dog poop are you still pozzed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527430) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead undetectable brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527434) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Yellow dog poop i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527443) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM Author: motley copper field circlehead wow this is hot, let's take this off boart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527490) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Vermilion Laughsome Menage $595k (which is like $390k after taxes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527325) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Ungodly shimmering prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528452) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM Author: 180 violent church building famous landscape painting Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49527340) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: passionate tank 600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked
30hr/week |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Green hilarious parlor nibblets 180 last note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49532880) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Overrated elastic band set About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.
It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.
However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.
Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM Author: motley copper field circlehead that is 180, very impressive.
very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.
but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.
on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot. |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Razzle Yarmulke Generalized Bond I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528342) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: motley copper field circlehead i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528390) |
|
Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Fishy turdskin just do discreet affairs bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49528356) |
|
Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Overrated elastic band set Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49538515) |
|
Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: Boyish hairless round eye indian lodge I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49540547) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM Author: cracking crusty theater stage CSLG free thread. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531487) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Judgmental Insanely Creepy Den Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531946) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM Author: drunken ticket booth count any bonus you received in calendar 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49533223) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM Author: offensive disrespectful deer antler dysfunction I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49531986) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Boyish hairless round eye indian lodge About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.
Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later. |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM Author: irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49532879) |
|
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM Author: drunken ticket booth whats the other 35% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49533222) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling flirting mental disorder cap gains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49539832) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: drunken ticket booth are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49540017) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: irate well-lubricated affirmative action shitlib I'm up like $440k now on the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49540047) |
|
Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM Author: bonkers lettuce juggernaut ~$500k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2.#49538879) |