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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: sooty rigpig box office

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Out-of-control Stage

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bipolar Charismatic Site Jewess

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Ivory misanthropic reading party

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: chartreuse offensive station incel

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: chartreuse offensive station incel

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vengeful adventurous private investor new version

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed set

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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vengeful adventurous private investor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vengeful adventurous private investor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: violet pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready center masturbator

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready center masturbator

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready center masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready center masturbator

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Territorial Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Pungent elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49718753)