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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
obsidian parlor patrolman
  02/22/12
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sadistic meetinghouse pisswyrm
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
canary aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
orchid rigor depressive
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
canary aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
vermilion stead
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Thriller Kitty
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
canary aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Thriller Kitty
  02/22/12
u jelly
canary aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
vibrant public bath
  12/13/15
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orchid rigor depressive
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Magical swashbuckling location
  02/23/12
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orchid rigor depressive
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
obsidian parlor patrolman
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
yellow trump supporter
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
french stage
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
orchid rigor depressive
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Odious well-lubricated old irish cottage
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
orchid rigor depressive
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
obsidian parlor patrolman
  02/23/12
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orchid rigor depressive
  02/24/17
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Stirring crystalline mad-dog skullcap
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Up-to-no-good casino
  02/25/12
cr
razzle crackhouse
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
obsidian parlor patrolman
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
overrated alpha private investor
  02/12/13
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orchid rigor depressive
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Olive cerebral death wish
  03/31/12
great american novelist
orchid rigor depressive
  10/26/12
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Dead domesticated kitchen tank
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
obsidian parlor patrolman
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
wine mood
  11/20/12
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Pale base brethren
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Pale base brethren
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
french stage
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
razzle crackhouse
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
wine mood
  01/19/13
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orchid rigor depressive
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Marvelous thirsty scourge upon the earth marketing idea
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
smoky federal ratface
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
razzle crackhouse
  01/31/13
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wine mood
  02/12/13
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histrionic selfie
  11/18/14
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lime very tactful space dopamine
  12/13/15
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excitant self-centered theater stage new version
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
overrated alpha private investor
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
violent abusive reading party set
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: obsidian parlor patrolman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: sadistic meetinghouse pisswyrm



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac hissy fit

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: orchid rigor depressive

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac hissy fit

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: vermilion stead

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Thriller Kitty

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac hissy fit

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Thriller Kitty

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac hissy fit

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: vibrant public bath

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: orchid rigor depressive



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Magical swashbuckling location

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: orchid rigor depressive



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: obsidian parlor patrolman

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: yellow trump supporter

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: french stage

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: orchid rigor depressive

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Odious well-lubricated old irish cottage

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: orchid rigor depressive

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: obsidian parlor patrolman

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: orchid rigor depressive



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Stirring crystalline mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good casino

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: razzle crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: obsidian parlor patrolman

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: overrated alpha private investor

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: orchid rigor depressive



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Olive cerebral death wish

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: orchid rigor depressive

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Dead domesticated kitchen tank



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: obsidian parlor patrolman

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: wine mood

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Pale base brethren



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Pale base brethren

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: french stage

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: wine mood

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: orchid rigor depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22466921)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty scourge upon the earth marketing idea

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: smoky federal ratface

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: wine mood



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: histrionic selfie



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: lime very tactful space dopamine



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: excitant self-centered theater stage new version



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: overrated alpha private investor

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: violent abusive reading party set

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2.#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: excitant self-centered theater stage new version



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser fuchsia goal in life



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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