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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king
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Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
lilac histrionic base
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
tantric blue milk site
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
sinister 180 native round eye
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Bisexual Irradiated Elastic Band
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Avocado Alpha
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Bisexual Irradiated Elastic Band
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Stubborn green blood rage giraffe
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180
Disgusting Excitant Space
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Splenetic Shitlib
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Vigorous locus prole
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: lilac histrionic base

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: tantric blue milk site

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: sinister 180 native round eye

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Bisexual Irradiated Elastic Band

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Avocado Alpha

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Bisexual Irradiated Elastic Band

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Mustard arousing plaza nowag

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Dashing Bearded National Philosopher-king

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Stubborn green blood rage giraffe

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Disgusting Excitant Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic library haunted graveyard



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Splenetic Shitlib

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous locus prole

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Thriller stag film

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic theater stage mexican

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: chartreuse house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: costumed clear coldplay fan



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: costumed clear coldplay fan



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Wine public bath dopamine



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