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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: seedy comical house laser beams http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: seedy comical house laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: seedy comical house laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Drab Infuriating Gas Station Affirmative Action lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: azure indian lodge What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: costumed striped hyena stage http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: sable flirting kitchen dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: indigo deranged quadroon Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: sable flirting kitchen cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Alcoholic Rigpig "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Thriller amethyst preventive strike It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: seedy comical house laser beams Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: big round eye tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Doobsian plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: arrogant parlor awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: plum dopamine hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: vengeful erotic church building these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Abusive queen of the night Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Slap-happy Field Athletic Conference 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Ocher balding nursing home coffee pot You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: rose motley indirect expression station lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: brass 180 toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607) |