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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
tell me
coiffed motley associate
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol tyft
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
deep poppy mental disorder
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Avocado background story mood
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Black Titillating Puppy Codepig
  05/12/15
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Shimmering Heaven Ape
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  12/16/21
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  12/11/24
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  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Carnelian Pit Patrolman
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Odious self-centered stag film french chef
  08/14/13
lmao
coiffed motley associate
  05/12/15
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Comical Claret Hall Gunner
  12/11/24
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Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Carnelian Pit Patrolman
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
dead boyish sex offender boistinker
  08/14/13
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saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
marvelous point generalized bond
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
rofl
coiffed motley associate
  08/14/13
180
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
rofl
domesticated property
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
vivacious corner
  08/14/13
lol
Obsidian ticket booth psychic
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Brilliant curious doctorate round eye
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Talented sickened nursing home
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Plum Erotic Double Fault Whorehouse
  08/12/25
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dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
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dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Odious self-centered stag film french chef
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
best of thread
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
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Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
startling meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Odious self-centered stag film french chef
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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  08/14/13
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coiffed motley associate
  08/14/13
180
Cowardly laughsome office
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Glassy Partner
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vibrant keepsake machete
  08/17/13
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Black Titillating Puppy Codepig
  01/19/16
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Mind-boggling Sadistic Indian Lodge Boltzmann
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Emerald anal theater dog poop
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Concupiscible translucent parlor
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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Wonderful maniacal forum
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Pungent Plaza
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territorial mexican coffee pot
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Flickering Stage
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
marvelous point generalized bond
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
marvelous point generalized bond
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
yapping abode
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Cracking pisswyrm
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Flickering Stage
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Bateful Cyan Casino
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
angry bright gas station
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
whatever
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
iridescent gaming laptop
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol
Cowardly laughsome office
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
180
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
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Slimy ebony locale
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency
  08/14/13
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Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
lol tyft
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
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self-absorbed faggotry theater stage
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Cowardly laughsome office
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Smoky tattoo
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
twinkling public bath ceo
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
unholy potus brethren
  08/14/13
165
irradiated gold area
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lmao
saffron market black woman
  08/14/13
...
Bateful Cyan Casino
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Haunting old irish cottage ratface
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
nighttime bbw state
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
vibrant keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
Pics?
Tripping sanctuary
  08/14/13
link?
Comical Claret Hall Gunner
  08/17/13
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coiffed motley associate
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
180 Swollen Station
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Ocher razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Aquamarine kitchen
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
bearded business firm hissy fit
  08/14/13
Underrated
irradiated gold area
  08/15/13
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Brilliant curious doctorate round eye
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
bearded business firm hissy fit
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
heady lodge pistol
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Pungent Plaza
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center
  08/14/13
lol
Obsidian ticket booth psychic
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Obsidian ticket booth psychic
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
thriller mauve preventive strike
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Flickering Stage
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Overrated Sexy Travel Guidebook Native
  08/14/13
180
Soul-stirring lemon police squad
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Obsidian ticket booth psychic
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
effete impressive dysfunction shrine
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Obsidian ticket booth psychic
  08/14/13
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Dun Dragon
  08/14/13
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Flirting exhilarant garrison
  08/14/13
180
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
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bearded business firm hissy fit
  08/15/13
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Aquamarine kitchen
  08/17/13
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excitant pink volcanic crater
  09/11/13
Lmao
cerebral hell
  06/07/17
...
Plum Erotic Double Fault Whorehouse
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Lavender Diverse Chapel
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Dun Dragon
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
crystalline wrinkle
  08/14/13
lol
Nubile Pozpig
  08/14/13
...
floppy well-lubricated principal's office
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Fragrant Insanely Creepy Stead
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
dull stock car church building
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
opaque senate
  08/17/13
poignant
stimulating topaz knife chad
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
contagious lilac sandwich hospital
  08/17/13
...
Dun Dragon
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
excitant pink volcanic crater
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
big sienna home
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
heady lodge pistol
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Avocado background story mood
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Aromatic umber range
  12/28/13
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mustard field
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
multi-colored amethyst location organic girlfriend
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Garnet set incel
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
chrome mad-dog skullcap feces
  03/10/14
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Black Titillating Puppy Codepig
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Concupiscible translucent parlor
  05/12/15
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Transparent Misunderstood Place Of Business Church
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effete impressive dysfunction shrine
  10/25/17
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Comical Claret Hall Gunner
  11/29/15
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Comical Claret Hall Gunner
  12/23/15
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Black Titillating Puppy Codepig
  01/05/16
...
Comical Claret Hall Gunner
  03/13/16
I want pizza
charismatic giraffe
  06/07/17
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Transparent Misunderstood Place Of Business Church
  09/22/17
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vibrant keepsake machete
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
mint corn cake parlour
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
hairraiser ruby skinny woman deer antler
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
mint corn cake parlour
  07/18/18
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territorial mexican coffee pot
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Comical Claret Hall Gunner
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Comical Claret Hall Gunner
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passionate indirect expression
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territorial mexican coffee pot
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: coiffed motley associate

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: deep poppy mental disorder

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Avocado background story mood

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Black Titillating Puppy Codepig

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Shimmering Heaven Ape



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: aqua lascivious trump supporter university

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Brilliant curious doctorate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sadistic Indian Lodge Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Greedy pale prole sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Azure roommate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: unholy potus brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Talented sickened nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: razzle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Plum Erotic Double Fault Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Insane chartreuse therapy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Carnelian Pit Patrolman

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Odious self-centered stag film french chef

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: coiffed motley associate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Carnelian Pit Patrolman

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dead boyish sex offender boistinker

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: saffron market black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: marvelous point generalized bond

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: coiffed motley associate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: domesticated property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: vivacious corner

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Obsidian ticket booth psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: effete impressive dysfunction shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Brilliant curious doctorate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: territorial mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Talented sickened nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Plum Erotic Double Fault Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: saffron market black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Odious self-centered stag film french chef

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Flushed glittery dilemma cumskin

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron market black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron market black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: startling meetinghouse

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Odious self-centered stag film french chef

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Emerald anal theater dog poop

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: coiffed motley associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Cowardly laughsome office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Glassy Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: effete impressive dysfunction shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Black Titillating Puppy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sadistic Indian Lodge Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Emerald anal theater dog poop

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: electric school cafeteria affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible translucent parlor

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Wonderful maniacal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: big sienna home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: big sienna home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: territorial mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Flickering Stage

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: marvelous point generalized bond

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: marvelous point generalized bond

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: yapping abode

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cracking pisswyrm

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Flickering Stage

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Bateful Cyan Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: angry bright gas station

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: iridescent gaming laptop

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Cowardly laughsome office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Slimy ebony locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: dashing spruce masturbator step-uncle's house

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: self-absorbed faggotry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Cowardly laughsome office

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Smoky tattoo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: twinkling public bath ceo

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: unholy potus brethren

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: irradiated gold area

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: saffron market black woman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Bateful Cyan Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Haunting old irish cottage ratface

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: nighttime bbw state

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic telephone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Tripping sanctuary

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: coiffed motley associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: 180 Swollen Station

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Ocher razzle-dazzle useless brakes

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted jap windowlicker

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: bearded business firm hissy fit

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: irradiated gold area

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Brilliant curious doctorate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: bearded business firm hissy fit

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: heady lodge pistol

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Pungent Plaza

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Obsidian ticket booth psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Obsidian ticket booth psychic

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Sooty Filthy Filthpig Center

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: stirring costumed legal warrant queen of the night

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: thriller mauve preventive strike

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Flickering Stage

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Overrated Sexy Travel Guidebook Native

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lemon police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Obsidian ticket booth psychic

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: effete impressive dysfunction shrine

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Obsidian ticket booth psychic

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Dun Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Flirting exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: bearded business firm hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: excitant pink volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: cerebral hell

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Plum Erotic Double Fault Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Lavender Diverse Chapel

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Dun Dragon

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: crystalline wrinkle

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Nubile Pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: floppy well-lubricated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Stead

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: arousing embarrassed to the bone regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: dull stock car church building

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: opaque senate

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: stimulating topaz knife chad

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: contagious lilac sandwich hospital

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Dun Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: excitant pink volcanic crater

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: big sienna home

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: heady lodge pistol

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Avocado background story mood

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aromatic umber range

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: mustard field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst location organic girlfriend

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Garnet set incel

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: chrome mad-dog skullcap feces

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Black Titillating Puppy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible translucent parlor

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Transparent Misunderstood Place Of Business Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: effete impressive dysfunction shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Black Titillating Puppy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: charismatic giraffe

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Transparent Misunderstood Place Of Business Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mint corn cake parlour

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: hairraiser ruby skinny woman deer antler

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mint corn cake parlour

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: territorial mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Comical Claret Hall Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: passionate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: territorial mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: territorial mexican coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#44198924)