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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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you want more pizza in the morning.
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Rebellious lascivious stain sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Lemon big-titted ticket booth athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Violent shivering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Tan Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Wine house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated low-t generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Tan Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Scarlet arousing set filthpig

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Thriller office stock car

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Snowy tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Violent shivering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Scarlet arousing set filthpig

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: slate theater stage dog poop

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lavender provocative parlour alpha

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: purple laser beams

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Snowy tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Spruce brethren international law enforcement agency

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: dun property cumskin

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic resort puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Offensive Bistre Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: razzle light macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Lemon big-titted ticket booth athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Wine house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Thriller office stock car

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: purple laser beams

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Violent shivering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Violent shivering school

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: purple laser beams

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Bespoke gaping crackhouse

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Thriller office stock car

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Pea-brained business firm

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Snowy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous coiffed idiot principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Walnut supple home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: vengeful jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: slimy bearded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Pea-brained business firm

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Stirring Erotic Genital Piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: purple laser beams

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Garnet fighting lay

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: hairraiser stage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: primrose galvanic church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: appetizing kitty cat old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: appetizing kitty cat old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: razzle light macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: purple laser beams

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking roommate

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: purple laser beams

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Lavender provocative parlour alpha

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: purple laser beams

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lavender provocative parlour alpha

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: purple laser beams

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Anal cruise ship national security agency

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Abusive national

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: purple laser beams

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Cracking roommate

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: purple laser beams

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded sable coffee pot orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: purple laser beams

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: purple laser beams

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: purple laser beams

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone plaza

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: purple laser beams

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: purple laser beams

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: concupiscible toaster casino

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed idiot principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: hateful heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: exhilarant station mediation

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating henna hissy fit telephone

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating henna hissy fit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: purple laser beams

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: purple laser beams

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: purple laser beams

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Duck-like Avocado Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed idiot principal's office

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: 180 Filthy Kitchen Love Of Her Life

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sienna aphrodisiac state dingle berry

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: purple laser beams

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: purple laser beams

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: massive learning disabled pozpig ratface

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: rose chapel tank

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Exciting round eye philosopher-king

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Bearded sable coffee pot orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: brass up-to-no-good gas station

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: purple laser beams

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Boyish amber senate

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating henna hissy fit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: purple laser beams

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: excitant trust fund pit

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Snowy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Lilac Alcoholic Main People

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: chestnut deep point

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Cocky Charismatic Sneaky Criminal

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: purple laser beams

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: purple laser beams

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: purple laser beams

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: purple laser beams

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: laughsome address legend

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: wonderful wagecucks immigrant

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: rose chapel tank

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Offensive Bistre Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: laughsome address legend

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: wonderful wagecucks immigrant

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Shimmering gunner

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: balding cuckoldry rigpig

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Racy associate

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic resort puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Racy associate

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic resort puppy

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Racy associate

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: laughsome address legend

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: irradiated metal institution water buffalo

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Cracking roommate

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: zippy flatulent depressive

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Heady Flirting Stag Film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic resort puppy

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone party of the first part

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Turquoise autistic resort puppy

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Silver fear-inspiring idea he suggested dysfunction



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Peach cruel-hearted hominid center



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: wonderful wagecucks immigrant



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Cocky Charismatic Sneaky Criminal



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: vigorous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Azure Dashing Bawdyhouse Keepsake Machete

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Wine house patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: transparent electric temple mad cow disease

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Silver fear-inspiring idea he suggested dysfunction

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular beta cuckold parlor

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Odious Weed Whacker Meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: frum den really tough guy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: aqua police squad people who are hurt

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Sadistic juggernaut faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: flesh crotch library

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: seedy public bath

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bronze apoplectic stage

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Green fiercely-loyal prole

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Silver fear-inspiring idea he suggested dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: vigorous goyim

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: appetizing kitty cat old irish cottage

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Shimmering gunner

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Topaz milk knife

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: zombie-like cream jap

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: translucent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Talented coral spot

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: rambunctious canary community account menage

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: grizzly harsh preventive strike sandwich

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: vengeful jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Garnet fighting lay

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Sooty Soul-stirring Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: vengeful jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Trip Locus Foreskin

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Sooty Soul-stirring Lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: olive abnormal bbw personal credit line



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mauve locale

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken wrinkle box office

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mauve locale

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: razzle light macaca



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Cerise demanding organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: razzle light macaca



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: razzle light macaca



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