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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Turquoise locus old irish cottage
  11/17/13
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Wonderful Institution Sex Offender
  02/09/14
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cheese-eating stirring becky
  12/01/13
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rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Dark hell dog poop
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Avocado Sickened Tanning Salon Feces
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference
  11/18/13
tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
misanthropic sanctuary
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Jet meetinghouse liquid oxygen
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Pearly box office
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Ebony kitty cat
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Greedy office brethren
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Impressive station
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
irradiated blathering sound barrier
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Flirting abusive cuck
  04/07/16
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Bronze Swashbuckling Temple Fanboi
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Galvanic Slate Wagecucks
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Racy quadroon
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
coral adventurous center faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Rusted Floppy Hairy Legs
  11/17/13
?
Sooty stage
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
fuchsia set
  11/18/13
Well?
Duck-like thriller business firm
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Medicated ultramarine theater preventive strike
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
nofapping den
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Chestnut Trailer Park Dysfunction
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
nofapping den
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
nofapping den
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
nofapping den
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
You're done here
Marvelous Ruddy Nursing Home
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
...
Overrated property mood
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Overrated property mood
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Greedy office brethren
  11/17/13
...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Overrated property mood
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
poppy police squad hall
  11/17/13
only?
Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
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cerebral frisky marketing idea
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
deep sable jewess
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
vengeful big-titted travel guidebook ape
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Overrated property mood
  11/17/13
lol
vengeful big-titted travel guidebook ape
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
deep sable jewess
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza
  11/17/13
lmao.
Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference
  11/18/13
cq
Violet Associate
  03/03/24
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Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference
  11/18/13
Underrated
Vibrant senate
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Contagious Lodge
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
odious persian
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
deep sable jewess
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Costumed khaki coffee pot
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Overrated property mood
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
LOL
Pearly box office
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
sienna wild turdskin range
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Chestnut Trailer Park Dysfunction
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Topaz Razzmatazz Sandwich
  11/17/13
really embarassing
useless provocative bawdyhouse
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Exciting White Stag Film
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Vibrant senate
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Spectacular Silver State Giraffe
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
motley boiling water
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Zippy digit ratio
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Nighttime Self-absorbed Doctorate
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Titillating trust fund depressive
  11/17/13
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maniacal ocher point gaping
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Passionate nowag
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Passionate nowag
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
chartreuse heady location
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
aphrodisiac theater stage reading party
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
chartreuse heady location
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Cowardly mexican
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Cowardly mexican
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
chartreuse heady location
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
boyish headpube blood rage
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
chartreuse heady location
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Charismatic area skinny woman
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
fuchsia set
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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cerebral frisky marketing idea
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  11/19/13
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cheese-eating stirring becky
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
motley boiling water
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Umber place of business psychic
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
crusty tripping rehab
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
motley boiling water
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
indigo dilemma
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unhinged razzle-dazzle kitchen
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
cheese-eating stirring becky
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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cheese-eating stirring becky
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Contagious Lodge
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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Uh they do
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Turquoise locus old irish cottage

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Wonderful Institution Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Dark hell dog poop

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Avocado Sickened Tanning Salon Feces

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Pearly box office

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Pearly box office

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pearly box office

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Jet meetinghouse liquid oxygen

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Pearly box office

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Ebony kitty cat

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Greedy office brethren

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Impressive station

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: irradiated blathering sound barrier

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Flirting abusive cuck

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Bronze Swashbuckling Temple Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Slate Wagecucks

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Racy quadroon

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: coral adventurous center faggot firefighter

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Rusted Floppy Hairy Legs

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Sooty stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: fuchsia set

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Duck-like thriller business firm

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Medicated ultramarine theater preventive strike

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: nofapping den

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: rambunctious insanely creepy national shitlib

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Chestnut Trailer Park Dysfunction

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: nofapping den

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: nofapping den

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pearly box office

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: nofapping den

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Pearly box office

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Marvelous Ruddy Nursing Home

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Pearly box office

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Overrated property mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Overrated property mood

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Greedy office brethren

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Overrated property mood

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: poppy police squad hall

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Pearly box office

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: cerebral frisky marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: deep sable jewess

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control keepsake machete goal in life

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: vengeful big-titted travel guidebook ape

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Overrated property mood

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: vengeful big-titted travel guidebook ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: deep sable jewess

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Violet Associate

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Talented Fishy Spot Athletic Conference

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Vibrant senate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Flickering pink masturbator crotch

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Contagious Lodge

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: odious persian

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Pearly box office

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Pearly box office

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: deep sable jewess

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Pearly box office

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Costumed khaki coffee pot

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Overrated property mood

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Pearly box office

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Pearly box office

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Pearly box office

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Pearly box office

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Pearly box office

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Pearly box office

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Mint Appetizing Heaven Faggotry

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Pearly box office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: sienna wild turdskin range

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Trailer Park Dysfunction

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Topaz Razzmatazz Sandwich

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: useless provocative bawdyhouse

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Exciting White Stag Film

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Vibrant senate

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Autistic Clown Plaza

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Silver State Giraffe

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: motley boiling water

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Zippy digit ratio

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Nighttime Self-absorbed Doctorate

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Titillating trust fund depressive

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: maniacal ocher point gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Charismatic area skinny woman

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant stain twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: maniacal ocher point gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: buck-toothed garnet indian lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Passionate nowag

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Passionate nowag

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: chartreuse heady location

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage reading party

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: chartreuse heady location

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Cowardly mexican

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Cowardly mexican

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: chartreuse heady location

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: boyish headpube blood rage

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: chartreuse heady location

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Charismatic area skinny woman

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia set

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Dashing bull headed school generalized bond

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: laughsome field regret

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: disgusting supple ceo

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: cerebral frisky marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Shivering alcoholic private investor pozpig

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: zombie-like hateful cruise ship toaster

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: motley boiling water

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: at-the-ready chest-beating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Umber place of business psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: crusty tripping rehab

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: motley boiling water

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: indigo dilemma

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: unhinged razzle-dazzle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Apoplectic Public Bath Hissy Fit

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Contagious Lodge

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: chrome puppy corn cake

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: diverse irate corner

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring resort

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Contagious Lodge

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: cordovan outnumbered stock car double fault

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: massive arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Flirting abusive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Sepia Background Story

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser nibblets piazza

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: crystalline concupiscible abode mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Flirting abusive cuck

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: indecent bearded fortuitous meteor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: insecure international law enforcement agency forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Slippery bateful partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: histrionic trump supporter dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Galvanic Slate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: curious primrose parlor hunting ground

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Drab startled halford crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397898)