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Why do SHITLAWYERS speak of "FILES," not deals/matters/cases?

i've never heard to anyone in biglaw refer to anything as a ...
doobsian massive rehab
  03/24/14
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doobsian massive rehab
  03/24/14
they actually still have files presumably
stimulating codepig
  03/24/14
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doobsian massive rehab
  03/24/14
I've also noticed this. Presumably hold over from when there...
Glittery Honey-headed Nursing Home Private Investor
  03/24/14
each shitlaw client's "file" contains multiple mat...
Soul-stirring haunting double fault
  03/24/14
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Mustapha's Providence Adventure
  12/18/25
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
Mister Yak
  12/18/25
Shitlawyers don't stay long enough at one firm to have any o...
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
  12/18/25


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Date: March 24th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: doobsian massive rehab

i've never heard to anyone in biglaw refer to anything as a "file." lit people use "case," corporate people use "deal," and people also sometimes use "matter." how did the term "file" get to be shitlaw parlance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#25250777)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: doobsian massive rehab

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Date: March 24th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: stimulating codepig

they actually still have files presumably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#25251524)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: doobsian massive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#25251604)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Glittery Honey-headed Nursing Home Private Investor

I've also noticed this. Presumably hold over from when there was a physical file that represented the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#25251528)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring haunting double fault

each shitlaw client's "file" contains multiple matters. e.g., his slip and fall, shoplifting arrest, and back taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#25251532)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#49518704)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Mister Yak

Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#49518677)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


Shitlawyers don't stay long enough at one firm to have any of those things, there's just a "file" that's handed down every time somebody quits, is disbarred, goes to prison, commits suicide, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2526126&forum_id=2.#49518683)