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HOW much younger
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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laughing so hard at this
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what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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Depends. How attractive is she?
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?
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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He speaks for all of us
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Sounds like Festivus
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker
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?
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it's a serious issue bro
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(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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180
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lmao
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tyft
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Lol
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180 billion
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well. fucking. played.
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very well executed, flame or not
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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Stfu we need this, badly.
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
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titcr
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why is she nervous?
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Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
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fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
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nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
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"MUCH more likely" tyft
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well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
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nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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life is hard as shit they should fuck
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I really like this as just a general motto.
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You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
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Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
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homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
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can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
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fuckk me
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
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i know u IRL
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god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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WTF NOOOOOO
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
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fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
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Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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multiple lols from reading this thread
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i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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*ZOZO
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OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
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The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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gunna need to see that pic again
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WTF?
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UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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120
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post the pic again
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Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
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TY, brother. That was deep.
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Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
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...
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180 thread have a great weekend bro
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UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
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...
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so rong, so rite
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  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
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take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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work out first, then skip the shower.
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Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
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What's for dinner?
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Jack off in the shampoo bottle
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Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
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180
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Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
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  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
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she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
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...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
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why would u go to jail bro
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
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She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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Creampie pics
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/11/14
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
cocky ape therapy
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...
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
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sooty know-it-all base feces
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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Flushed aphrodisiac indian lodge coldplay fan
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vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
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Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
lmfao
Beta Circlehead Public Bath
  10/11/14
amazing
Bossy university
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Ruby nursing home
  10/11/14
180
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous Giraffe
  10/11/14
...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Frisky Pearly Set Crotch
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
trip milky stage
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
Seriously.
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
buff shrine liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
splenetic antidepressant drug place of business
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Exhilarant flatulent space twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
geriatric learning disabled business firm codepig
  03/28/16
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khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
shimmering associate
  10/11/14
...
apoplectic harsh native fanboi
  10/11/14
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
plz poast
Motley gaped roommate stock car
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
apoplectic harsh native fanboi
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
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  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Ruby nursing home
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...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
glittery temple pisswyrm
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
drab marketing idea
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
...
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Ruby nursing home
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Flushed aphrodisiac indian lodge coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol 180
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
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...
hospital
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
bull headed olive menage
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
bull headed olive menage
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Arrogant principal's office party of the first part
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
(evan39)
adventurous burgundy trust fund
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Arrogant principal's office party of the first part
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
jade irate pit haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression
  10/11/14
...
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/11/14
cr
medicated resort
  10/11/14
Amen.
Amber theatre
  10/11/14
lol cr
multi-colored ratface garrison
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...
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
Excitant dragon roast beef
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...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
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...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
lime library double fault
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...
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it's fucking awesome
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/11/14
180
insanely creepy orange tank preventive strike
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
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Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
honey-headed lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
lime library double fault
  10/11/14
...
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We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Ruby nursing home
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
adventurous burgundy trust fund
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...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/11/14
lol
mahogany station cumskin
  10/11/14
underrated
drunken forum international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range
  10/12/14
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
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...
Ruby nursing home
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/11/14
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
lol
crystalline office
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Razzle green incel house
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
mustard school halford
  10/11/14
...
jet degenerate factory reset button
  10/11/14
180
glittery temple pisswyrm
  10/11/14
180
Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property
  10/11/14
180
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
...
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
kink-friendly deer antler private investor
  10/11/14
...
umber gunner national
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
flesh spectacular sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
...
Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
180
glittery temple pisswyrm
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
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  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
chocolate floppy newt
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
glassy potus
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
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  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
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  10/11/14
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
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  10/11/14
Go on...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
...
chocolate floppy newt
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
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  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
glassy potus
  10/11/14
Yessir.
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
splenetic antidepressant drug place of business
  10/11/14
...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Impressive Kitty
  10/12/14
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
...
At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range
  10/12/14
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Passionate lay patrolman
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
glassy potus
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property
  10/11/14
...
pale
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
purple fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
pale
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Tan cruise ship milk
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Frisky Pearly Set Crotch
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Passionate lay patrolman
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
chocolate floppy newt
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
aquamarine hunting ground french chef
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
shimmering associate
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
shimmering associate
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
zippy sapphire partner
  10/11/14
...
spruce jap locale
  10/11/14
...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/11/14
Oh my
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
omg
Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
...
vengeful pervert
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Vibrant corner
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
deep
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
yellow organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Provocative hell skinny woman
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
zippy sapphire partner
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
boistinker
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
cream nowag
  10/11/14
...
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Emerald angry useless brakes
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
big hot location rigpig
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
blue puppy
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Dun Hairraiser Point
  10/11/14
wtf
queen of the night
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Brindle shivering ceo
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
cream nowag
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Brindle shivering ceo
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
mustard school halford
  10/11/14
...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
...
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Provocative hell skinny woman
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
glassy potus
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
galvanic pocket flask
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
glassy potus
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
cream nowag
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
deep
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
glassy potus
  10/11/14
...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
chocolate floppy newt
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
deep
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
mustard school halford
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
karate
  11/21/15
...
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
gtfo
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
crimson rigor
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Frisky Pearly Set Crotch
  10/11/14
?
Scarlet arousing hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Hideous
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
fluffy weed whacker candlestick maker
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
adventurous burgundy trust fund
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
fluffy weed whacker candlestick maker
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
...
Hideous
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Gold Round Eye
  10/11/14
lol
Excitant dragon roast beef
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
180
Avocado Low-t Quadroon
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/11/14
120
red electric church old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Coral Regret
  10/12/14
...
trip milky stage
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Bearded Mother
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/12/14
...
shimmering associate
  12/06/14
...
trip milky stage
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Effete citrine keepsake machete chad
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
primrose national security agency
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/12/14
Well!?
Tan cruise ship milk
  10/12/14
...
trip milky stage
  10/12/14
plz respond
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Rebellious talented heaven
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
splenetic antidepressant drug place of business
  10/12/14
Well?
big hot location rigpig
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
stubborn nighttime idiot
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Scarlet arousing hairy legs
  10/12/14
180000000
glittery temple pisswyrm
  10/12/14
??
Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Submissive Copper New Version
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Scarlet arousing hairy legs
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Diverse bbw step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
...
boistinker
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Bearded Mother
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
lime library double fault
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
adventurous burgundy trust fund
  10/12/14
please continue
At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Orchid confused faggotry
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Insane
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Lemon Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Lemon Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
cocky ape therapy
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Insane
  10/12/14
ty
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Insane
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Lemon Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
And scene.
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
nigger
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Lemon Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
bull headed olive menage
  10/12/14
...
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
cream nowag
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
lime library double fault
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
house-broken boiling water
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
Post 600!
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
kitty cat
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
queen of the night
  10/12/14
You don't?
sienna histrionic stead mood
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/12/14
...
ebony sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
wtf
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/12/14
...
Coral Regret
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
deep
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Soul-stirring Psychic Abode
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
180 white toilet seat corn cake
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
vivacious institution dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
flesh spectacular sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
fragrant carnelian gay wizard
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
hateful underhanded yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
blue puppy
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Vibrant corner
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Insane
  10/12/14
...
karate
  11/21/15
...
Transparent
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Razzle green incel house
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
lake sickened depressive ladyboy
  10/12/14
180
seedy friendly grandma
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
cowardly
  10/31/16
...
karate
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Sticky
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
clear digit ratio
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
umber gunner national
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
deep
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
vivacious institution dysfunction
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Erotic twinkling box office
  10/18/14
...
karate
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
big hot location rigpig
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
aromatic pearl area shitlib
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Emerald angry useless brakes
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
mustard school halford
  10/13/14
?
Emerald angry useless brakes
  10/13/14
...
irradiated dark brunch legal warrant
  10/27/14
...
Insane
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Provocative hell skinny woman
  12/06/14
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  04/07/15
...
umber gunner national
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Garnet Messiness
  04/22/15
...
Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease
  05/17/15
...
thirsty ivory telephone
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets
  08/18/15
update?
narrow-minded
  10/06/15
...
Henna death wish
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Insane
  10/11/15
...
Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Useless maniacal dingle berry
  10/12/15
bump
Scarlet arousing hairy legs
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
domesticated sinister toaster
  11/25/15
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  12/27/15
...
thirsty ivory telephone
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
pink gaping
  03/10/16
...
Cyan Nudist Hall
  03/28/16
...
Self-absorbed Appetizing Wrinkle
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Deranged Lavender Becky
  06/27/16
...
Emerald angry useless brakes
  08/21/16
...
grizzly genital piercing
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  08/22/16
...
cerise half-breed turdskin
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Pontificating Legend Cuck
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
saffron
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Pontificating Legend Cuck
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
cerise half-breed turdskin
  09/13/16
...
Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
cerise half-breed turdskin
  09/13/16
Game of ""
bonkers electric furnace
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
cerise half-breed turdskin
  09/13/16
...
obsidian hominid
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
grizzly genital piercing
  09/13/16
...
Henna death wish
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Mischievous indigo meetinghouse
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
vivacious institution dysfunction
  10/31/16
:-)
plum
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
plum
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Headpube
  10/31/16
...
karate
  10/09/18
...
flesh spectacular sneaky criminal
  11/21/16
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  01/10/17
...
light stain
  02/04/17
...
flesh spectacular sneaky criminal
  02/04/17
...
plum
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
  02/04/17
...
plum
  02/04/17
...
plum
  02/04/17
...
Headpube
  02/05/17
...
plum
  02/08/17
...
puce
  06/28/17
...
aggressive
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Disturbing turquoise selfie
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Cheese-eating Idea He Suggested
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Passionate lay patrolman
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
filthpig
  12/18/17
...
translucent
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
  01/06/18
...
obsidian hominid
  02/06/18
...
Bossy university
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Headpube
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Disturbing turquoise selfie
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
doobsian athletic conference
  10/09/18
...
navy center sandwich
  10/17/18
...
pea-brained persian
  05/19/19
...
Azure wonderful laser beams
  05/19/19
...
deep
  10/14/19
...
khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king
  05/05/20
...
mint trump supporter
  06/28/20
...
anal
  06/29/20
...
deep
  07/10/20
...
cerebral field
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Fortuitous Meteor
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Chrome hilarious immigrant
  10/10/20
TITCR
bronze striped hyena
  02/17/21
...
doobsian athletic conference
  10/08/21
...
Smoky azn
  02/17/21
...
deep
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Curious multi-billionaire
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
goal in life cuckoldry
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
goal in life cuckoldry
  10/11/21
...
doobsian athletic conference
  10/07/22
...
tantric police squad
  12/02/21
...
naked main people
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Mauve Jew
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Pontificating Legend Cuck
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Brass yapping wagecucks juggernaut
  10/10/22
...
tantric police squad
  10/10/22
...
idiotic
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
tantric police squad
  11/23/22
...
Wine personal credit line
  05/06/23
...
crusty
  05/06/23
Time flies
Swollen rusted
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Useless maniacal dingle berry
  05/06/23
...
naked main people
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Mauve Jew
  10/09/23
...
Self-absorbed Appetizing Wrinkle
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
offensive peach
  10/09/23
...
Headpube
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
silver
  10/20/23
...
Headpube
  10/20/23
...
plum
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
tantric police squad
  10/20/23
...
doobsian athletic conference
  10/20/23
...
outnumbered poppy
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Embarrassed To The Bone
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Hyperventilating Casino
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Wine personal credit line
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Transparent
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
goal in life cuckoldry
  10/13/25
...
Catalina Smiles
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: odious canary dog poop church building



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: overrated maize scourge upon the earth piazza



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine knife



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Ocher Contagious Stage Mexican

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Ruddy water buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: overrated maize scourge upon the earth piazza

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Ruddy water buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Mischievous indigo meetinghouse

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher Contagious Stage Mexican



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: dull foreskin orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Racy autistic stag film black woman



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Erotic twinkling box office

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Appetizing Wrinkle

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible Claret Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria love of her life

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria love of her life

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring black tanning salon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: french amethyst travel guidebook rehab

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: flesh spectacular sneaky criminal

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Federal out-of-control theater stage goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating chartreuse background story bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: red electric church old irish cottage

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher Contagious Stage Mexican

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Beta Circlehead Public Bath

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: balding cuckold

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: slippery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stead mood

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: balding cuckold

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: geriatric learning disabled business firm codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: navy center sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: dull foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: sooty know-it-all base feces

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: multi-colored ratface garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: cerebral field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Laughsome violet dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Rebellious talented heaven

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: spruce jap locale

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Point

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: abnormal parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Chest-beating Spot Faggot Firefighter

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz state

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: gay razzmatazz state

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Chest-beating Spot Faggot Firefighter

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: heady unholy doctorate reading party

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Tan cruise ship milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Chest-beating Spot Faggot Firefighter

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Bearded Mother

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Startling Rose Chapel Gaming Laptop

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: dull foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: demanding locus volcanic crater

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: pungent parlour

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: lascivious impertinent kitchen

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Cyan Nudist Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: fishy big-titted home pozpig

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: fishy big-titted home pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: drunken forum international law enforcement agency

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Wine personal credit line

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: fishy big-titted home pozpig

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: dull foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Curious multi-billionaire

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: drunken forum international law enforcement agency

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: drunken forum international law enforcement agency

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: chocolate floppy newt

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: lime library double fault

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian gay wizard

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: cracking famous landscape painting blood rage

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: fishy big-titted home pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Emerald angry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: chestnut site

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian gay wizard

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: fishy big-titted home pozpig

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: exciting community account brethren

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: spruce jap locale

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Bearded Mother

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Chest-beating Spot Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: salmon comical lodge

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: opaque dashing alpha gas station

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Razzle green incel house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed slate macaca

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: carmine thriller sound barrier

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: spruce jap locale

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: crawly boyish crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: flickering sick den dopamine

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: balding cuckold

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Flushed aphrodisiac indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: supple son of senegal

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: alcoholic really tough guy

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed masturbator

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: galvanic pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: big hot location rigpig

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: maroon ticket booth jewess

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: supple son of senegal

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cream nowag

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: aqua tattoo mediation

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Passionate lay patrolman

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: trip milky stage

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle green incel house

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: trip milky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug place of business

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Erotic twinkling box office

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Azure wonderful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Frisky Pearly Set Crotch

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: buff shrine liquid oxygen

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: cocky ape therapy

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: trip milky stage

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: cocky ape therapy

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: sooty know-it-all base feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Flushed aphrodisiac indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Beta Circlehead Public Bath

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Bossy university

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Frisky Pearly Set Crotch

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: trip milky stage

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: buff shrine liquid oxygen

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant flatulent space twinkling uncleanness

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: geriatric learning disabled business firm codepig

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: shimmering associate

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: apoplectic harsh native fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Motley gaped roommate stock car

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: apoplectic harsh native fanboi

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Vibrant corner

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: lime library double fault

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: lime library double fault

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: glittery temple pisswyrm

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: drab marketing idea

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Flushed aphrodisiac indian lodge coldplay fan

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Vibrant corner

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author:  hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: bull headed olive menage

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: bull headed olive menage

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Arrogant principal's office party of the first part

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Arrogant principal's office party of the first part

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: jade irate pit haunted graveyard

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: medicated resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Amber theatre

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: multi-colored ratface garrison

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: lime library double fault

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: lime library double fault

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: lime library double fault

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: lime library double fault

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy orange tank preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: lime library double fault

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: honey-headed lettuce

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: lime library double fault

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: mahogany station cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: drunken forum international law enforcement agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Ruby nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  crystalline office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle green incel house

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  mustard school halford

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: jet degenerate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: glittery temple pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly deer antler private investor

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: umber gunner national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: flesh spectacular sneaky criminal

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: glittery temple pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: chocolate floppy newt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  glassy potus

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: chocolate floppy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  glassy potus

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Impressive Kitty

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Passionate lay patrolman

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  glassy potus

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Sable Hyperactive Voyeur Property

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: purple fat ankles

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Tan cruise ship milk

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Frisky Pearly Set Crotch

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Passionate lay patrolman

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: chocolate floppy newt

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Wine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  aquamarine hunting ground french chef

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: shimmering associate

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: shimmering associate

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: zippy sapphire partner

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: spruce jap locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  vengeful pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: deep

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: yellow organic girlfriend

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: zippy sapphire partner

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  boistinker

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: cream nowag

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Emerald angry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: big hot location rigpig

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: blue puppy

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dun Hairraiser Point

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  queen of the night

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Brindle shivering ceo

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: cream nowag

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Brindle shivering ceo

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  mustard school halford

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  glassy potus

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: galvanic pocket flask

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  glassy potus

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: cream nowag

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: deep

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  glassy potus

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: chocolate floppy newt

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: deep

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  mustard school halford

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  mad-dog skullcap

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  karate

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  crimson rigor

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Frisky Pearly Set Crotch

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: fluffy weed whacker candlestick maker

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: fluffy weed whacker candlestick maker

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Gold Round Eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Excitant dragon roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Avocado Low-t Quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: red electric church old irish cottage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Coral Regret

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: trip milky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Bearded Mother

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: shimmering associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: trip milky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Effete citrine keepsake machete chad

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: primrose national security agency

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Tan cruise ship milk

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: trip milky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Rebellious talented heaven

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug place of business

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: big hot location rigpig

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: stubborn nighttime idiot

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: glittery temple pisswyrm

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Submissive Copper New Version

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Diverse bbw step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Nubile Iridescent Indirect Expression

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Bearded Mother

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: lime library double fault

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: adventurous burgundy trust fund

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready Onyx Clown Range

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Orchid confused faggotry

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Insane

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  Lemon Hissy Fit

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Lemon Hissy Fit

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: cocky ape therapy

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Insane

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Insane

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  Lemon Hissy Fit

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  Lemon Hissy Fit

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: bull headed olive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: cream nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: lime library double fault

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: house-broken boiling water

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  kitty cat

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  queen of the night

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: sienna histrionic stead mood

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  ebony sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Coral Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: deep

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic Abode

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Twisted jet-lagged boltzmann

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: 180 white toilet seat corn cake

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Judgmental titillating theater windowlicker

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: flesh spectacular sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian gay wizard

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: hateful underhanded yarmulke

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  mad-dog skullcap

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: blue puppy

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Vibrant corner

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Insane

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Transparent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: nofapping bat shit crazy elastic band mental disorder

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle green incel house

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous whorehouse sex offender

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary people who are hurt

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: lake sickened depressive ladyboy

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: seedy friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: cowardly

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Sticky

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: clear digit ratio

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: umber gunner national

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: deep

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Erotic twinkling box office

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: big hot location rigpig

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: aromatic pearl area shitlib

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Emerald angry useless brakes

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  mustard school halford

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Emerald angry useless brakes

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated dark brunch legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Provocative hell skinny woman

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: umber gunner national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Garnet Messiness

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Charcoal Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: thirsty ivory telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre market nibblets

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Henna death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Insane

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Bespoke Pistol Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Useless maniacal dingle berry

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Scarlet arousing hairy legs

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: domesticated sinister toaster

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: thirsty ivory telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: pink gaping

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Cyan Nudist Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Appetizing Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Deranged Lavender Becky

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Emerald angry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  grizzly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cerise half-breed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Legend Cuck

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: saffron

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Legend Cuck

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: cerise half-breed turdskin

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Generalized Bond Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: cerise half-breed turdskin

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bonkers electric furnace

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: cerise half-breed turdskin

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: obsidian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  grizzly genital piercing

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Henna death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Mischievous indigo meetinghouse

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: vivacious institution dysfunction

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  plum

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  plum

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Headpube

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: flesh spectacular sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: light stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: flesh spectacular sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: 

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  puce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Disturbing turquoise selfie

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Idea He Suggested

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: 

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate lay patrolman

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  filthpig

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: translucent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: 

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: obsidian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Bossy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Headpube

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Disturbing turquoise selfie

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  doobsian athletic conference

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: navy center sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: pea-brained persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Azure wonderful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: deep



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: khaki mind-boggling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: mint trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: anal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: deep



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: cerebral field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  Fortuitous Meteor

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Chrome hilarious immigrant

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: bronze striped hyena

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  doobsian athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Smoky azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: deep



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Curious multi-billionaire

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  goal in life cuckoldry

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  goal in life cuckoldry

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  doobsian athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: tantric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: naked main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Mauve Jew

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Pontificating Legend Cuck

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Brass yapping wagecucks juggernaut

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: tantric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: tantric police squad

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Wine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  crusty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Swollen rusted

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Useless maniacal dingle berry

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: naked main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Mauve Jew

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Appetizing Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: offensive peach

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  silver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: tantric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  doobsian athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: outnumbered poppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Casino

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Wine personal credit line

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Transparent

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  goal in life cuckoldry

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Catalina Smiles



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