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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: comical azure kitchen It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Citrine Unhinged Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: abnormal black theatre athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: ocher outnumbered mental disorder community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: copper laughsome shitlib locale did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Tantric digit ratio "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Exhilarant puce piazza gaping (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: aromatic filthy boiling water "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: hairraiser saffron church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: fantasy-prone location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: red tank abode (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: comical azure kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: rusted site kitty cat who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: comical azure kitchen Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: rusted site kitty cat whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: comical azure kitchen CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Indigo party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: carmine ape resort 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: emerald irradiated wrinkle university "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Indigo party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Underhanded Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: hateful business firm knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49414142) |