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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
racy circlehead
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
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  12/07/15
180
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Holy shit
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flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
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racy circlehead
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saffron glittery plaza
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you mean 2017
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It promptly sinks.
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(future shitlib media)
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(lib 5th column sapper)
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Fucking Chinese made steel....
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twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
Effete office preventive strike
  02/09/16
this
violet soul-stirring rigor
  01/24/18
Nailed it
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delivered on time and under budget
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
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  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
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Electric Yellow Dilemma
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
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Built in China for his creditors
violet soul-stirring rigor
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Marvelous stead
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
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violet soul-stirring rigor
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saffron glittery plaza
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Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
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Dashing snowy lay knife
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
maize provocative pozpig bawdyhouse
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
FUCK LIBS
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: racy circlehead

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Lascivious roommate den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: racy circlehead

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Trip immigrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: know-it-all menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Parlor



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: sapphire yarmulke affirmative action

severely underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Trip immigrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Trip immigrant theater stage

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: dull nudist stain kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Trip immigrant theater stage

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Indecent startling crackhouse



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Flushed Digit Ratio Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Deep Heady Ticket Booth Black Woman



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Jade rambunctious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring aggressive bbw piazza

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: racy circlehead

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: mint coldplay fan

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Excitant Fiercely-loyal Public Bath Hairy Legs

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: light gaped wrinkle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Dashing snowy lay knife

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: useless chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: light gaped wrinkle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: light gaped wrinkle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: racy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: multi-colored plum range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Effete office preventive strike

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: scarlet motley karate personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac obsidian alpha

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Spectacular flesh theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: fishy school fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: know-it-all menage

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: light gaped wrinkle box office

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Electric Yellow Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany haunted graveyard field

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed corner dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: boyish depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Vengeful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Marvelous stead

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: light gaped wrinkle box office

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: sick private investor

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: racy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: racy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Flushed Digit Ratio Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: saffron glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: know-it-all menage

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Dashing snowy lay knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: maize provocative pozpig bawdyhouse

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2.#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

except it will be a new type of battleship

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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

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