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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Unhinged crystalline really tough guy
  01/26/16
This one stings.
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  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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jesus no...
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  01/25/16
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toxic
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vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
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jfc
galvanic mediation
  01/25/16
Cr edit
vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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u softbatch TTT
galvanic mediation
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Cr
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
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hm
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it's not that toxic
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wait
curious incel
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Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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Ebony base
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
aggressive histrionic philosopher-king
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
galvanic mediation
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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curious incel
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1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
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  01/25/16
Fucking 180
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Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
Elite telephone
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*sets ThinkPad on fire*
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vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker
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In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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ouch
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poison
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180
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curious incel
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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RIP brother
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  08/12/19
180
Bonkers Giraffe Hell
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Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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God have mercy.
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18000000
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180 existential horror
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My computer just exploded
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And yes, you're bald
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what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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toxic
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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Death gotta be easy
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your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
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No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
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Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Heady den
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Heady den
  01/25/16
TY bro
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bat-shit-crazy talented box office
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Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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credited advice
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even more toxic
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(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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i lol'd
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He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
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We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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Will do my best. TY
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Unhinged crystalline really tough guy
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...
Wonderful Amber Boltzmann
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Elite telephone
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Elite telephone
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Elite telephone
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Elite telephone
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Elite telephone
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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Lmao
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"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
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Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
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180 high-end locus
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CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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JFC
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Update?
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Appetizing Nowag
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
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Cr
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
glittery international law enforcement agency
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
preventive strike
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Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Crusty Gunner
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Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
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1800000000000 thread
curious incel
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
galvanic mediation
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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Lmfao
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Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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LOL this is brilliant work
Judgmental Kitty Cat
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
Wine arrogant idiot crotch
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curious incel
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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*applause*
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
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recommending their own IVF doctors
curious incel
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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Heady den
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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Describe
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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God damn brutal
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
curious incel
  01/26/16
...
Heady den
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
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are u stil maried
galvanic mediation
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
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Desperately need an update on this marriage
claret beady-eyed abode
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
Fuck
claret beady-eyed abode
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Appetizing Nowag
  01/26/16
cq's!
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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...
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Stirring Low-t Parlor
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
shrine
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Judgmental Kitty Cat
  01/26/16
except for your autism
glittery international law enforcement agency
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...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
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...
Irradiated Gas Station Masturbator
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Judgmental Kitty Cat
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Heady den
  01/26/16
...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Judgmental Kitty Cat
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
awkward stead yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Crusty Gunner
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious crawly brunch
  01/23/17
...
Stirring Low-t Parlor
  03/15/17
...
mentally impaired disturbing gay wizard
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
underrated
Wine arrogant idiot crotch
  01/26/16
...
flesh pistol nibblets
  02/15/16
...
Slippery swashbuckling therapy half-breed
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Fluffy Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
curious incel
  01/26/16
jfc
galvanic mediation
  01/26/16
...
flirting principal's office coffee pot
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
awkward stead yarmulke
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
curious incel
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
do u love it
curious incel
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Godawful hairless business firm headpube
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
awkward stead yarmulke
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
galvanic mediation
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
galvanic mediation
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
awkward stead yarmulke
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
galvanic mediation
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
unholy son of senegal
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Very tactful tanning salon
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Costumed cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  01/26/16
...
Bonkers Giraffe Hell
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Heady den
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Nowag
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Crusty Gunner
  01/26/16
JFC
Bisexual Doobsian National Knife
  01/26/16
180
Drab slimy ratface
  01/26/16
...
Greedy church
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
claret beady-eyed abode
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Very tactful tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Very tactful tanning salon
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
180 twist
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
curious incel
  01/26/16
THIS
Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt
  01/26/16
...
church building
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
boyish bronze senate
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
180 high-end locus
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
boyish bronze senate
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Judgmental Kitty Cat
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Abusive Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
180 high-end locus
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Misanthropic vermilion chapel new version
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Costumed cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
milky university rigpig
  01/26/16
180
Pink public bath private investor
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
bat-shit-crazy talented box office
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/27/16
...
Appetizing Nowag
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
mint library laser beams
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Flatulent mother boiling water
  05/19/16
repost please
bat-shit-crazy talented box office
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Flatulent mother boiling water
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
unholy son of senegal
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt
  01/26/16
...
curious incel
  01/26/16
...
ruby marvelous trust fund theater
  01/27/16
180.
flesh pistol nibblets
  01/27/16
...
church building
  01/29/16
...
Disgusting Quadroon
  01/31/16
...
curious incel
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Duck-like Bawdyhouse
  02/02/16
brave
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  02/03/16
...
at-the-ready center digit ratio
  02/22/16
...
curious incel
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Deranged hospital police squad
  02/22/16
...
bat-shit-crazy talented box office
  03/08/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  09/27/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  03/04/16
...
galvanic mediation
  04/04/16
...
ultramarine sticky background story
  04/04/16
cr
awkward stead yarmulke
  04/20/16
...
at-the-ready center digit ratio
  05/11/16
...
curious incel
  05/11/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  06/17/16
...
Impressive Lettuce
  09/27/16
...
galvanic mediation
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Appetizing Nowag
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal
  10/24/16
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Flatulent mother boiling water
  10/24/16
...
Disgusting Quadroon
  10/27/16
...
scourge upon the earth temple
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Appetizing Nowag
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
stage
  01/23/17
... ...
provocative flushed mexican
  01/23/17
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  07/08/17
Lol
Deranged hospital police squad
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
opaque big-titted fanboi
  01/16/19
...
Bonkers Giraffe Hell
  02/11/17
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  03/13/17
...
galvanic mediation
  03/15/17
...
Stirring Low-t Parlor
  03/15/17
...
Disgusting Quadroon
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
rebellious party of the first part
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Cobalt fear-inspiring
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino
  06/01/17
...
Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night
  06/01/17
...
flesh pistol nibblets
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
chestnut
  06/13/17
...
Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
henna wild circlehead persian
  07/08/17
...
Salmon Cuckold
  08/18/17
...
galvanic mediation
  09/25/17
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Appetizing Nowag
  10/27/17
...
impertinent organic girlfriend
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
wrinkle
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
wrinkle
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
scourge upon the earth temple
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
narrow-minded prole foreskin
  05/24/18
...
ruby marvelous trust fund theater
  07/25/18
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  05/17/18
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
self-centered
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  07/25/18
...
Mahogany titillating famous landscape painting
  07/25/18
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/16/19
...
Appetizing Nowag
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
opaque big-titted fanboi
  01/16/19
Jfc
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Appetizing Nowag
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
pungent
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
boyish bronze senate
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
emerald
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
emerald
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
awkward stead yarmulke
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
emerald
  01/17/19
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  04/08/19
...
Azure stain
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
impertinent organic girlfriend
  04/09/19
...
emerald
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
emerald
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
cuckoldry striped hyena
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  06/03/19
...
Appetizing Nowag
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Arousing primrose potus plaza
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
emerald
  06/03/19
...
Bonkers Giraffe Hell
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
emerald
  08/08/19
...
emerald
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
nubile patrolman windowlicker
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
friendly grandma
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
nubile patrolman windowlicker
  08/12/19
...
nubile patrolman windowlicker
  03/16/20
...
khaki people who are hurt selfie
  02/02/20
...
galvanic mediation
  03/14/20
...
awkward stead yarmulke
  03/16/20
...
awkward stead yarmulke
  09/30/20
...
startled faggotry
  08/27/21
...
galvanic mediation
  09/13/21
...
Appetizing Nowag
  09/26/21
...
Jet associate
  10/11/21
...
Spectacular brindle state chad
  10/11/21
bump
awkward stead yarmulke
  03/12/22
...
galvanic mediation
  01/05/23
...
at-the-ready center digit ratio
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
twisted hissy fit
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
pontificating
  10/13/23
...
Adulterous motley resort water buffalo
  01/03/24
...
claret beady-eyed abode
  08/09/24
...
at-the-ready center digit ratio
  07/28/25
...
Buff Black Woman
  12/29/25
...
chest-beating tank
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Apoplectic Sepia
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Unhinged crystalline really tough guy

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Wine arrogant idiot crotch

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant snowy death wish point

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: ungodly aqua azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Sexy indecent cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Sexy indecent cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aggressive histrionic philosopher-king

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Zippy jewess main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned excitant immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Geriatric racy theatre

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: flickering range dragon

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Nofapping Juggernaut Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: floppy coral area filthpig

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: curious incel

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: flickering range dragon

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Ebony base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: aggressive histrionic philosopher-king

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: aggressive histrionic philosopher-king

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: ultramarine sticky background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Heady den

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: transparent rambunctious theater stage athletic conference

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: comical puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Exciting bat shit crazy tattoo forum

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: milky university rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: silver mildly autistic office



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Slate effete whorehouse goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Roommate Haunted Graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Elite telephone

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted home boistinker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Dashing Nighttime Place Of Business Love Of Her Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



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Author: mentally impaired disturbing gay wizard



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Author: Big soggy property



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Charismatic spot wagecucks



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779580)



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Author: at-the-ready center digit ratio



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Boltzmann



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: vibrant snowy death wish point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Razzle Onyx Garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: alcoholic feces jap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Unhinged crystalline really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: curious incel



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Sable concupiscible lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: spruce zombie-like menage dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: lascivious copper sanctuary mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease sound barrier

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: mint library laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: mint library laser beams

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: violet degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: diverse lay depressive

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Arousing primrose potus plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Filthy bespoke ape community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Trip Institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive outnumbered stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: deep gaped market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: orchid insanely creepy school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Quadroon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: brass thriller station factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Blue Autistic Dog Poop

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Stirring Low-t Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: ultramarine sticky background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: supple stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pisswyrm

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Big soggy property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: hairraiser heaven jew

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: swollen thirsty blood rage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: peach mind-boggling ticket booth marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station Masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: violent pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446902)



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Author: chocolate laughsome space roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605660)



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Author: fragrant national security agency parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: carmine electric furnace

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: chrome hideous weed whacker site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Lime indirect expression

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: milky university rigpig

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating round eye corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Heady den

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Heady den

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all stimulating bbw step-uncle's house

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Zippy jewess main people

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: useless location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: provocative flushed mexican

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station Masturbator

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Umber Harsh Cuck Old Irish Cottage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Heady den

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: beta gaping trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Unhinged crystalline really tough guy

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Elite telephone

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Elite telephone

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Elite telephone

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Elite telephone

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Elite telephone

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Green Crackhouse Trump Supporter

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: saffron native

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all stimulating bbw step-uncle's house

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: poppy french stag film

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring piazza

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: provocative flushed mexican

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious copper sanctuary mad-dog skullcap

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: magenta house pocket flask

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: spruce zombie-like menage dopamine

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: cerebral dilemma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready center digit ratio

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maize idiotic goyim internal respiration

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author:  preventive strike

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author:  preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: passionate corner

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired disturbing gay wizard

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Unhinged crystalline really tough guy

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: curious incel

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: passionate corner

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  stubborn elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: saffron native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: fragrant national security agency parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  school

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Wine arrogant idiot crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: underhanded pozpig orchestra pit

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Stirring Low-t Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  insane kitchen turdskin

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: provocative flushed mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: curious incel

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac macaca set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Stirring Low-t Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  shrine

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Heady den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Vivacious crawly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Stirring Low-t Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired disturbing gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant internet-worthy clown multi-billionaire

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Wine arrogant idiot crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Slippery swashbuckling therapy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Fluffy Travel Guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: flirting principal's office coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: curious incel

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: curious incel

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Godawful hairless business firm headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  unholy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Very tactful tanning salon

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Heady den

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Crusty Gunner

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Doobsian National Knife

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Drab slimy ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Greedy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Very tactful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Very tactful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: boyish bronze senate

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: 180 high-end locus

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: boyish bronze senate

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Cat

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Abusive Skinny Woman

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: 180 high-end locus

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic vermilion chapel new version

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Costumed cruise ship

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: milky university rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Pink public bath private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: mint library laser beams

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Flatulent mother boiling water

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal submissive field volcanic crater

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Flatulent mother boiling water

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  unholy son of senegal

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained cheese-eating meetinghouse newt

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Bawdyhouse

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready center digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Deranged hospital police squad

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: ultramarine sticky background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready center digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: curious incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  Impressive Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Nowag

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored lavender locale sneaky criminal

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Flatulent mother boiling water

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Appetizing Nowag

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  stage

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: provocative flushed mexican

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Deranged hospital police squad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: opaque big-titted fanboi

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Stirring Low-t Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Disgusting Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: rebellious party of the first part

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Cobalt fear-inspiring

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: flesh pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: chestnut

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Odious Frum Mental Disorder Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: henna wild circlehead persian

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Salmon Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  wrinkle

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  wrinkle

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth temple

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded prole foreskin

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: ruby marvelous trust fund theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  self-centered

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: opaque big-titted fanboi

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: pungent

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: boyish bronze senate

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: emerald

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: emerald

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: emerald

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Azure stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: emerald

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  cuckoldry striped hyena

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Arousing primrose potus plaza

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: emerald

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Bonkers Giraffe Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: emerald

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: nubile patrolman windowlicker

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  friendly grandma

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: nubile patrolman windowlicker

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: nubile patrolman windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: khaki people who are hurt selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: startled faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Jet associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: awkward stead yarmulke

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: at-the-ready center digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: twisted hissy fit

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  pontificating

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Adulterous motley resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: claret beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
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