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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
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Insane rehab black woman
  11/27/17
It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
Underhanded vivacious den
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geriatric national security agency state
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Vibrant Beta Point Internal Respiration
  11/27/17
"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
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Wonderful silver stage
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Rose Rigpig Office
  11/07/22
next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
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walnut jet-lagged lay cuckoldry
  11/27/17
holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
Overrated racy church sweet tailpipe
  11/28/17
And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
lilac big generalized bond faggot firefighter
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
lilac big generalized bond faggot firefighter
  11/27/17
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diverse charcoal principal's office filthpig
  11/27/17
Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
brindle queen of the night parlour
  11/27/17
And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
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  11/27/17
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Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
irradiated location personal credit line
  11/27/17
looooool
fragrant gaping
  11/28/17
(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
geriatric national security agency state
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yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
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fragrant gaping
  11/28/17
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Swashbuckling frozen bawdyhouse
  11/07/22
Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
adventurous canary station shitlib
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
Gay bisexual locus
  11/27/17
ur gay
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
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irradiated location personal credit line
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honey-headed cerebral step-uncle's house
  11/28/17
After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
Bronze jap
  11/27/17
!!!
galvanic half-breed
  11/27/17
This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
Apoplectic casino
  11/27/17
Embarrassing thread
Gay bisexual locus
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honey-headed cerebral step-uncle's house
  11/27/17
Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
irradiated location personal credit line
  11/27/17
Really fucking bad post.
Gay bisexual locus
  11/28/17
oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
Charismatic Aquamarine Market Trust Fund
  11/28/17
(Scrooge)
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180
fragrant gaping
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
cowardly disrespectful hissy fit ceo
  11/27/17
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Apoplectic casino
  11/27/17
I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
irradiated location personal credit line
  11/27/17
Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
: (
Underhanded vivacious den
  11/27/17
One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
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unholy abode headpube
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lascivious flirting karate
  11/27/17
That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
irradiated location personal credit line
  11/27/17
Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
geriatric national security agency state
  11/27/17
That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
irradiated location personal credit line
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yellow windowlicker philosopher-king
  11/27/17
Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
Charismatic Aquamarine Market Trust Fund
  11/27/17
Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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  11/28/17
From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Yo...
brindle queen of the night parlour
  11/28/17
Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to ...
brindle queen of the night parlour
  11/28/17
Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated ...
unholy abode headpube
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Overrated racy church sweet tailpipe
  11/28/17
And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34784951)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Insane rehab black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34784969)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: geriatric national security agency state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785178)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Filthy floppy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788665)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Salmon Feces Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Beta Point Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785008)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz business firm

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Sickened vigorous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: fragrant gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Wonderful silver stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788555)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: Rose Rigpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: walnut jet-lagged lay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785423)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Overrated racy church sweet tailpipe

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: lilac big generalized bond faggot firefighter

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: lilac big generalized bond faggot firefighter

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: diverse charcoal principal's office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: brindle queen of the night parlour

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: fragrant gaping

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: geriatric national security agency state

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: fragrant gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling frozen bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: adventurous canary station shitlib

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Gay bisexual locus

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: honey-headed cerebral step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Bronze jap

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic casino

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Gay bisexual locus

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: honey-headed cerebral step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Gay bisexual locus

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Charismatic Aquamarine Market Trust Fund

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: unholy abode headpube

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: fragrant gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34789378)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: cowardly disrespectful hissy fit ceo

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic casino

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious den

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: unholy abode headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34786087)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: lascivious flirting karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785391)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: geriatric national security agency state

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: irradiated location personal credit line

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Aquamarine Market Trust Fund

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: startling aphrodisiac brunch

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: startling aphrodisiac brunch

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: food 4 tha shad0wz (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: brindle queen of the night parlour

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: brindle queen of the night parlour

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: unholy abode headpube

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Overrated racy church sweet tailpipe

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth jewess

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: out-of-control greedy set multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#43651025)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: adventurous canary station shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#45448695)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: misanthropic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2.#45448714)