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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
supple pink property
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: supple pink property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: cracking address

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: supple pink property

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant goal in life national security agency

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Metal hunting ground temple

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Henna telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Faggotry Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: big water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Talking partner den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: jet-lagged passionate principal's office gaming laptop

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: infuriating roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Anal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: infuriating roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: ruby vengeful ladyboy

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Henna telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: French multi-colored psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: infuriating roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: beta dead wrinkle business firm

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: out-of-control cerebral mad-dog skullcap feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Faggotry Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: cracking address

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Brilliant Dilemma Brethren

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Brilliant Dilemma Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: fishy greedy sanctuary

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly fanboi

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: provocative haunting stead therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: godawful digit ratio

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Ocher trailer park legend

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Zippy Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: provocative haunting stead therapy

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: titillating roommate

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: jet-lagged passionate principal's office gaming laptop

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Metal hunting ground temple

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: electric ticket booth pervert

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Zombie-like Doctorate Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: fishy greedy sanctuary

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Wine whorehouse



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: hideous international law enforcement agency stain

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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