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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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Tim D'Apple
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: rusted patrolman

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Motley flickering stag film community account

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: rusted patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Galvanic market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Abnormal Coffee Pot

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: sapphire bossy mood nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Laughsome halford



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling gay wizard dog poop



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: pale tantric philosopher-king



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: crimson site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: sienna chad

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged self-centered pisswyrm ratface

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Marvelous autistic volcanic crater garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: sapphire bossy mood nursing home



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: sienna chad

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Marvelous autistic volcanic crater garrison

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged self-centered pisswyrm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Lascivious white national security agency



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: poppy electric voyeur water buffalo

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: indigo diverse station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: sapphire bossy mood nursing home

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: indigo diverse station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: mauve thriller multi-billionaire

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: talented lime sound barrier elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling gay wizard dog poop

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: hateful light pit

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Ceo

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Stimulating internet-worthy dilemma

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Dashing walnut idea he suggested



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: mauve thriller multi-billionaire

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Charismatic sickened double fault sex offender



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Filthy razzle-dazzle state

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Doobsian hyperventilating gunner cuckoldry

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: umber point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Marvelous autistic volcanic crater garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Curious Cream Scourge Upon The Earth

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: stirring pontificating place of business



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Filthy razzle-dazzle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Filthy razzle-dazzle state

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: obsidian vibrant milk

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Turquoise comical associate

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Cheese-eating Mexican

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Khaki Trailer Park Pozpig

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Zippy mewling genital piercing address

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Charismatic sickened double fault sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Mahogany Nubile Cruise Ship

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded locale dysfunction

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: poppy electric voyeur water buffalo



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Lascivious white national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling gay wizard dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: fragrant hideous round eye windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: rusted patrolman

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing walnut idea he suggested

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Swollen exciting preventive strike boistinker

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Gold Slippery Senate Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant transparent brunch hissy fit

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: appetizing messiness

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Charismatic sickened double fault sex offender

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: 180 pearly karate faggot firefighter

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Lascivious white national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Aromatic Cheese-eating Mexican

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: mauve thriller multi-billionaire

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: odious elite bbw

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Indecent Famous Landscape Painting

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: rusted patrolman

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: hateful light pit

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: maniacal legal warrant gas station

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37915994)