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  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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Aqua lodge
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LJL @ poors
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  08/21/19
MFCR alert
beady-eyed tantric becky trailer park
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
stirring cuckold marketing idea
  08/21/19
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Bearded insecure people who are hurt church building
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
aromatic whorehouse regret
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Den
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
stirring cuckold marketing idea
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emergency money
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Cruel-hearted supple foreskin orchestra pit
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You’re poor
rambunctious legend
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
zippy set weed whacker
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
odious iridescent telephone hall
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learning disabled black woman
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
beady-eyed tantric becky trailer park
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
zippy set weed whacker
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Bearded insecure people who are hurt church building
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
zippy set weed whacker
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
medicated field
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
zippy set weed whacker
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
cobalt corn cake masturbator
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
zippy set weed whacker
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Coral Office Pisswyrm
  09/10/21
great thread
Magenta mexican
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zippy set weed whacker
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Aqua lodge
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i love men
Magenta mexican
  04/10/23
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zippy set weed whacker
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
zippy set weed whacker
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
odious iridescent telephone hall
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
zippy set weed whacker
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Mind-boggling mildly autistic senate mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
zippy set weed whacker
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
zippy set weed whacker
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
zippy set weed whacker
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
zippy set weed whacker
  09/13/25
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  11/14/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted supple foreskin orchestra pit

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Aqua lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Den

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Slap-happy Idiot Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed tantric becky trailer park

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: stirring cuckold marketing idea

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Bearded insecure people who are hurt church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse regret

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Den

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: stirring cuckold marketing idea

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Den

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: learning disabled black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Dashing macaca kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Dashing macaca kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Electric Theater Useless Brakes

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted supple foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: rambunctious legend

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: odious iridescent telephone hall

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: learning disabled black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric becky trailer park

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Bearded insecure people who are hurt church building

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: medicated field

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cobalt corn cake masturbator

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Coral Office Pisswyrm

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Magenta mexican

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Aqua lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Magenta mexican

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: odious iridescent telephone hall

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mildly autistic senate mad-dog skullcap

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: zippy set weed whacker

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#50149638)