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Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  07/02/19
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Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Bateful Ivory Pistol Water Buffalo
  12/20/20
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Learning disabled locale pervert
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
demanding aggressive crackhouse
  08/21/19
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bespoke coiffed university juggernaut
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
well-lubricated casino
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Tantric racy people who are hurt hell
  08/21/19
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milky private investor
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Flatulent Filthpig
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
demanding aggressive crackhouse
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Tantric racy people who are hurt hell
  08/21/19
emergency money
demanding aggressive crackhouse
  08/21/19
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Soggy vibrant hairy legs
  09/01/19
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navy out-of-control cruise ship dingle berry
  03/06/20
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navy out-of-control cruise ship dingle berry
  09/10/21
hehe
supple space
  09/13/25
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Bateful Ivory Pistol Water Buffalo
  09/13/25
You’re poor
fluffy chest-beating stage
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
salmon laughsome prole
  09/01/19
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Soggy vibrant hairy legs
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
well-lubricated casino
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
milky private investor
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Sepia Fragrant Jew
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
disturbing narrow-minded theater stage
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
talented becky
  09/10/21
great thread
floppy crawly temple
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  04/10/23
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Learning disabled locale pervert
  04/10/23
i love men
floppy crawly temple
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
salmon laughsome prole
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
fighting gold institution
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Painfully honest ticket booth newt
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
  11/14/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Pistol Water Buffalo

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled locale pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: demanding aggressive crackhouse

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: bespoke coiffed university juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated casino

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Tantric racy people who are hurt hell

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: milky private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Flatulent Filthpig

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: demanding aggressive crackhouse

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Tantric racy people who are hurt hell

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: demanding aggressive crackhouse

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Soggy vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: navy out-of-control cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: navy out-of-control cruise ship dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: supple space

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Pistol Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: fluffy chest-beating stage

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: salmon laughsome prole

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Soggy vibrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated casino

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: milky private investor

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Sepia Fragrant Jew

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: disturbing narrow-minded theater stage

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: talented becky

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: floppy crawly temple

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled locale pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: floppy crawly temple

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: salmon laughsome prole

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: fighting gold institution

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest ticket booth newt

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49430061)