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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jew



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse wonderful field preventive strike

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: nudist honey-headed rehab

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jew



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: aromatic balding degenerate

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored fear-inspiring public bath

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: nudist honey-headed rehab

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jew



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse jew



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed rehab

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: provocative costumed filthpig gunner



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: trip cuckoldry

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed rehab



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling persian



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: titillating walnut site

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: provocative costumed filthpig gunner

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling persian



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing fighting piazza useless brakes



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: awkward olive forum jewess



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic death wish genital piercing

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Lime corner

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Racy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467431)