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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Comical property background story
  11/28/22
180
Sadistic Gunner
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Comical property background story
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Sadistic Gunner
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vigorous locale
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adventurous turquoise resort
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Comical property background story
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
know-it-all lodge
  12/13/22
Me.
Comical property background story
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
know-it-all lodge
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Comical property background story
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
know-it-all lodge
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
blathering international law enforcement agency
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Mustard hairless lay
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Ruby Patrolman
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Startling dilemma
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Comical property background story
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Comical property background story
  11/29/22
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lilac jew station
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Comical property background story
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Brass hideous address
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Bull headed onyx pistol den
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Comical property background story
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Brass hideous address
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flickering magical tanning salon coffee pot
  12/11/22
Woah.
Comical property background story
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Bearded Impressive Corner Ratface
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Sickened lavender generalized bond
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Comical property background story
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Brass hideous address
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Comical property background story
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Comical property background story
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Brass hideous address
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Comical property background story
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elite chocolate lettuce
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Sadistic Gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Comical property background story

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Sadistic Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: vigorous locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: adventurous turquoise resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: know-it-all lodge

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Comical property background story

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: know-it-all lodge

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Comical property background story

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: know-it-all lodge

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: blathering international law enforcement agency

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Mustard hairless lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Ruby Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Startling dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: lilac jew station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Brass hideous address

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Bull headed onyx pistol den

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Comical property background story

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Brass hideous address

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: flickering magical tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Comical property background story

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Bearded Impressive Corner Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Sickened lavender generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Comical property background story

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Brass hideous address

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Comical property background story

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Brass hideous address

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: elite chocolate lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Comical property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2.#49535059)