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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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disrespectful den
  02/28/23
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  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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disrespectful den
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  11/26/23
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  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
Fragrant Stubborn Stead
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Yapping Vermilion Mental Disorder
  09/07/25
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butt cheeks of Hormuz
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
soul-stirring genital piercing becky
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
disrespectful den
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: disrespectful den



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Sienna vigorous kitty

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: disrespectful den

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: boyish business firm psychic



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring genital piercing becky



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Sienna vigorous kitty



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: lavender motley school cafeteria shitlib



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Electric Glassy Halford



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: disrespectful den



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hateful Liquid Oxygen Digit Ratio



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful den



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: ungodly diverse whorehouse

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Stubborn Stead

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Yapping Vermilion Mental Disorder



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring genital piercing becky

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: disrespectful den

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: disrespectful den



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: disrespectful den



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Irate Khaki Pit Depressive



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