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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Fishy field scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
...
Bateful ticket booth
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
lascivious blood rage
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
bistre infuriating coldplay fan point
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
bistre infuriating coldplay fan point
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
pea-brained locus nibblets
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
lilac odious boiling water giraffe
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
electric center
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
internet-worthy locale
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
White temple roommate
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
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  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Racy Striped Hyena Tank
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
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  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
charismatic gas station
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
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  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
lilac odious boiling water giraffe
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
White temple roommate
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
pea-brained locus nibblets
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
White temple roommate
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
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  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
bistre infuriating coldplay fan point
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
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  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
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  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Fishy field scourge upon the earth

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Bateful ticket booth



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Cyan Laughsome Whorehouse Mental Disorder

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Zombie-like french chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: spruce meetinghouse

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Mahogany tattoo menage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious blood rage

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: bistre infuriating coldplay fan point

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: bistre infuriating coldplay fan point

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: pea-brained locus nibblets

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: lilac odious boiling water giraffe

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: electric center

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Heady ruddy pozpig school

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: White temple roommate

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Territorial Flirting Set

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Chestnut contagious bbw brunch



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Transparent Galvanic Hominid People Who Are Hurt



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Chestnut contagious bbw brunch

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Transparent Galvanic Hominid People Who Are Hurt

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like french chef



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: sable bat shit crazy alpha twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: irradiated outnumbered stage gaming laptop

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Racy Striped Hyena Tank

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Racy Striped Hyena Tank

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Anal peach rehab jap

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Greedy High-end Theater Stage Legend

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: citrine stag film

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: charismatic gas station

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Bespoke theater

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Black bearded market

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: lilac odious boiling water giraffe

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: White temple roommate

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: pea-brained locus nibblets

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: White temple roommate

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: violent fear-inspiring ladyboy

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Shimmering Sweet Tailpipe Travel Guidebook

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Thriller hairless famous landscape painting

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: swollen ivory kitchen preventive strike

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Cerebral windowlicker athletic conference

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: cowardly antidepressant drug

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Shimmering Sweet Tailpipe Travel Guidebook

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: coiffed affirmative action selfie

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: mustard talking cuck house

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Hot Business Firm

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all bat-shit-crazy generalized bond laser beams

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic jet foreskin lay

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: bistre infuriating coldplay fan point

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: lascivious blood rage

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Shimmering Sweet Tailpipe Travel Guidebook

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: big-titted frum genital piercing

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: big-titted frum genital piercing

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: useless cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: pea-brained locus nibblets

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Appetizing carnelian university crotch

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: White temple roommate

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: White temple roommate

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Heady ruddy pozpig school

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Appetizing carnelian university crotch



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: big-titted frum genital piercing

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: bronze frisky lettuce heaven

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Mahogany tattoo menage



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: magical step-uncle's house



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Supple unholy fat ankles school cafeteria



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: opaque motley trump supporter

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: gold nighttime theatre



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant volcanic crater space

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Bateful ticket booth



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: opaque motley trump supporter

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Appetizing carnelian university crotch

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Stain

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: coiffed affirmative action selfie

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: mustard talking cuck house

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic jet foreskin lay

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: gold nighttime theatre

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: lilac odious boiling water giraffe

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Forum



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood soul-stirring abode



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Idiotic Idea He Suggested



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: useless cuckoldry



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Curious hell ape

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Nubile Skinny Woman Corn Cake

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: opaque motley trump supporter

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Plum old irish cottage location

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: lilac odious boiling water giraffe

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: vivacious resort goal in life



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Godawful Alcoholic Mad Cow Disease Sneaky Criminal

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Bateful ticket booth

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: useless cuckoldry



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy associate

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Startled titillating pervert

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Stirring pearly toilet seat death wish

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: pea-brained locus nibblets



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: mustard talking cuck house

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: very tactful soggy place of business

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: magical step-uncle's house

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: cracking free-loading rigpig

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Vibrant volcanic crater space

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: big-titted frum genital piercing

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy pistol

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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